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Suri Cruise...
2006-09-06, 4:01 PM #1
She's beautiful, why they hid the baby for so long beats me
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2006-09-06, 4:04 PM #2
Probably because they want some privacy.
2006-09-06, 4:05 PM #3
Mmm, Joey Potter.
2006-09-06, 4:06 PM #4
/cue random massassian ranting about scientology :v:
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2006-09-06, 4:09 PM #5
damn those bl**dy scientologists etc etc

spawn of satan etc etc

they eat soylent green etc etc

rant rant yadda yadda et al.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-09-06, 4:10 PM #6
heyy, ruthy found a computer!
2006-09-06, 4:10 PM #7
Haha, bl**dy.
2006-09-06, 4:12 PM #8
That hair's so black.
DISCLAIMER: This is just armchair observation, not the result of many hours of deliberate study of the subject. I'm by no means an expert, but just an ignorant hick who's putting his two cents in. For that and a nickel, you can have a cup of coffee.
2006-09-06, 4:12 PM #9
Well it's a well known fact that everyone that belongs the church of scientology is criminally insane, maybe it has something to do with that.
2006-09-06, 4:13 PM #10
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]heyy, ruthy found a computer![/QUOTE]

heyy, Spe found sober!!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-09-06, 4:13 PM #11
Originally posted by Ruthven:
damn those bl**dy scientologists etc etc

spawn of satan etc etc

they eat soylent green etc etc

rant rant yadda yadda et al.




Soylent Green is peopleeeeeeeee
2006-09-06, 4:14 PM #12
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
Soylent Green is peopleeeeeeeee


Have you seen that movie?
DISCLAIMER: This is just armchair observation, not the result of many hours of deliberate study of the subject. I'm by no means an expert, but just an ignorant hick who's putting his two cents in. For that and a nickel, you can have a cup of coffee.
2006-09-06, 4:15 PM #13
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
Soylent Green is peopleeeeeeeee


thats utter poppycock
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-09-06, 4:18 PM #14
Originally posted by Ruthven:
thats utter poppycock


I never realized that was how poppycock was spelled! :psyduck:

And maybe the poor child was hiding from the bad press that family gets. I would.
My blawgh.
2006-09-06, 4:25 PM #15
Well. She's a cute one.
2006-09-06, 4:27 PM #16
Originally posted by Ruthven:
heyy, Spe found sober!!


Aboooooooot liem!
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-09-06, 4:27 PM #17
Would be funny to see him hold the baby while sitting on the couch and then spontaniously jumps up and starts shaking the baby violently.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-09-06, 4:28 PM #18
haha no i havent

stop defaming my character, i will ****ing rape you all.
2006-09-06, 4:31 PM #19
Have you ever heard a sound that just made you want to punch a baby? [/danecook]
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2006-09-06, 4:51 PM #20
Looks like Jepman can finally quit going after that Lazy Town girl.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-09-06, 4:55 PM #21
id hit it

>.>
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-09-06, 5:04 PM #22
Ha, that child might be popular, but its hella ugly!
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-09-06, 6:42 PM #23
mmmmm seeing that baby kinda makes me wanna MAKE some Soylent Green...
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2006-09-06, 6:56 PM #24
You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air.
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--Garrison Keillor
2006-09-06, 7:02 PM #25
Trying to understand scientology is like trying to understand an automatic transmission's planetary gear sets. You can figure it out if you tried, but what's the point.
2006-09-06, 7:02 PM #26
The hair is already emo, and the eyes are too sparkly to be human.
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2006-09-06, 7:05 PM #27
Originally posted by paladinZ:
Trying to understand scientology is like trying to understand an automatic transmission's planetary gear sets. You can figure it out if you tried, but what's the point.


Hey man don't be hatin' on planetary gears okay, they's the shiz.
Stuff
2006-09-06, 7:33 PM #28
I hate their baby.
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2006-09-06, 7:58 PM #29
She's got some head of hair.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2006-09-06, 8:22 PM #30
Its actually a quite cute baby, compared to alot more that I have seen before.

EDIT: I see his resemblance in her.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-09-06, 8:27 PM #31
Yeah, if you think that's an ugly baby, then you suck.

It's airbrushed though.
2006-09-06, 8:42 PM #32
Photoshoped.
2006-09-06, 8:50 PM #33
Oh, My God. It's Happening Again.

Kill It Before It Spreads!
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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-09-06, 9:04 PM #34
I'm going to hell

(yes I know it's a bad photoshop in so many ways)
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2006-09-06, 9:08 PM #35
That kid will be mocked for its name..especially if it's a boy.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-09-06, 9:20 PM #36
I hate their baby, I hate Tom Cruise for being stupid and insane, and I hate whatsherface for being a whore. :mad:
2006-09-06, 11:48 PM #37
:psyduck:
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2006-09-07, 11:40 AM #38
Dak Dak
Dak Dak Dak Dak
Dak Dak Xenu?
Attachment: 13826/suri.jpg (46,917 bytes)
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-09-07, 8:22 PM #39
That Baby is cute (ish) - I'm rather jealous of its thick head of baby hair - I myself was bald as a cue ball till my second birthday...(though I must say despite my baldness I was much cuter than Suri... :cool: )

(By the way - The reason I haven't posted in awhile is because my home computer was ill in the head - so I bought myself a new computer...it was either that or take a sledgehammer to my old computer in a fit of frustrated rage and spend the next 6 months in anger managment therapy which would only make me more angry...sooooooooo... I figured I'd just spend the money on a new computer instead of aforementioned anger - enhancement therapy.)
"I've never seen anyone do an interpretive dance to Mien Kampf "
- MST3K
2006-09-07, 9:08 PM #40
tom cruise totally stole that baby in the coat thing from Paul McCartney.
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