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Attn: Entrepreneurs.
2006-09-06, 8:36 PM #1
i normally dont really car about the joke emails that get sent to me, but this was pretty damn funny.


Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as others see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn't give their domain names enough consideration:


1. A site called Who Represents, where you can find the name of the agent who represents a celebrity. Their domain name - wait for it - is

http://www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at

http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at

http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at

http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company.

http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South
Wales:

http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always

http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the Cumming First United Methodist Church. Their website is

http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their wacky website

http://www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at

http://www.gotahoe.com

note: one of the links is broken, and the Mole Station Nursery has changed it's domain name to molerivernursery.com, and the italian pwer company is under construction, but this is still funny.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-09-06, 9:40 PM #2
At least one of those are jokes, but that's still a funny list.

(Pen Island is a joke, and Experts Exchange isn't even an actual site.)
2006-09-06, 10:00 PM #3
Lol!
Pissed Off?
2006-09-07, 12:07 AM #4
"speedofart.com"

I always wondered why people would say "goes like stink."
2006-09-07, 12:24 AM #5
[http://mywebpages.comcast.net/spaceboy365/analrapist.jpg]
2006-09-07, 7:20 AM #6
Yes! :D


(I wanted to post that)
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-09-07, 3:00 PM #7
They're all pretty darn good :D
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There is no spoon.
2006-09-08, 1:52 PM #8
Faggerstrom!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-09-08, 6:48 PM #9
Good stuff
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