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Do you think it's okay...
2006-09-09, 6:31 AM #41
Originally posted by Impi:
Just watch it together with her/him. Then either laugh about it or get kinky.


Or disgusted
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2006-09-09, 7:08 AM #42
This thread is amazing and horrifying at the same time. O_o
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2006-09-09, 8:05 AM #43
You are amazed and horrified at the thought of porn?
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2006-09-09, 8:11 AM #44
Masturbation Is A Tool Of The Devil. Our Idle Hands Do His Bidding And Ejaculate Us Straight To Hell.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
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2006-09-09, 8:21 AM #45
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

-Woody Allen
2006-09-09, 8:24 AM #46
<3 Wuss
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-09-09, 8:50 AM #47
Originally posted by MentatMM:
I'm unable to get off watching movies where whores are having sex (porn). The entire idea of a woman selling herself like that turns me off more than her body could ever turn me on. Hentai is where it's at. Those hentai ladies can do things that no real woman could ever do...
You are one giant, horrifying self-contradiction and you probably hate women.
2006-09-09, 9:11 AM #48
So many quote worthy posts on this second page alone, already....
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-09-09, 12:25 PM #49
Err... wait. Does this belong in the Japan thread?

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k126/hyrax_of_love/1157602090220.jpg]
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2006-09-09, 12:45 PM #50
http://www.coolnurse.com/masturbation.htm

Oh you arbitrarily guilt-ridden Christians.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2006-09-09, 12:56 PM #51
Wow. I got banned for 2 weeks...
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2006-09-09, 2:06 PM #52
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Masturbation Is A Tool Of The Devil. Our Idle Hands Do His Bidding And Ejaculate Us Straight To Hell.


Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate~
Seishun da!
2006-09-09, 3:21 PM #53
I really have absolutely no desire to. I hope I'm not the only one who thinks that way.
2006-09-09, 3:52 PM #54
I don't masturbate because it allows me to assume a holier-than-thou attitude over and above regular people.

:rolleyes:
2006-09-09, 3:58 PM #55
Whee! I'm going to go find some way to get offended to! Bonus points if you can blatantly misunderstand someone to achieve indignation!
2006-09-09, 4:01 PM #56
Uh...a little defensive, aren't we? Just because a post is directly below yours doesn't mean it's aimed at you.

Although I can see how you'd take it that way, so I do apologise. But thank you for throwing knee-jerk accusations my way all the same.
2006-09-09, 4:08 PM #57
Ahh, well it's good then. Never mind, post count +2.
2006-09-09, 7:20 PM #58
Those that think sexual impulses are disgusting probably have faulty wiring. God will probably issue a recall shortly.
2006-09-09, 8:00 PM #59
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
I really have absolutely no desire to. I hope I'm not the only one who thinks that way.

Too bad, I think you are.
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2006-09-09, 8:04 PM #60
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Too bad, I think you are.



VERY true. High Five.
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2006-09-09, 9:06 PM #61
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Too bad, I think you are.

The only red blooded male who thinks such at least.

Christ, porn is kind of..."natural" for guys anymore. The only thing that keeps anyone from watching porn are: 1) Guilt 2) Religion or 3) Stupid Parents, none of which should matter to your sexual health whatsoever.

Though this does explain Obi somewhat :v:
D E A T H
2006-09-09, 9:18 PM #62
Um..ha...haha...heh..

ha..um...misread a post.

Don't do drugs, stay in school.
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2006-09-09, 9:25 PM #63
Yoshi listed reasons why people who don't look at porn don't. You obviously do, so that whole rebuttal was pointless =p
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-09-09, 10:12 PM #64
You run the risk of engine fires and explosion. :D
2006-09-09, 10:48 PM #65
There's only one type of porn I object to: hentai. Japan needs to take the **** back and sink into the ocean.
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2006-09-09, 11:01 PM #66
Amen
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2006-09-10, 12:54 PM #67
Originally posted by Wolfy:
There's only one type of porn I object to: hentai. Japan needs to take the **** back and sink into the ocean.

I don't know about you, but nothign gets me off like watching a 700 ft. Megazord robot with 8,000 titanium 100 foot long tentacles .....never mind...

I'm kidding, btw :P. My opinion, if the girlfriend is alright with it, why not. However, that requires asking, which is a tough scenario.

And I agree with someone above, there is a hella lot of quotable stuff in this thread
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

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2006-09-10, 3:18 PM #68
The key is to start early so that you're thoroughly bored of it by the time you're in a serious relationship. Porn, that is. Masturbation, well, real men don't need pictures. Bonus points if you think of your significant other.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2006-09-10, 4:31 PM #69
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Too bad, I think you are.



Aren't catholics rabidly against masturbation?
2006-09-10, 4:34 PM #70
Don't most (teenage male) catholics masturbate anyway?
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2006-09-10, 4:45 PM #71
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Aren't catholics rabidly against masturbation?

I think so, yeah. But I've never really heard anything about it. But that would mean 90% of Catholic teenage males are going to hell, honestly. You will be VERY hard pressed to find Catholic teenagers who don't masturbate for the sole fact that they are teenagers.
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2006-09-10, 11:13 PM #72
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Aren't catholics rabidly against masturbation?

As you probably know, there's nothing in the Bible about it, but they do freak out and think it's lust and a sin and all that crap.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2006-09-11, 12:00 AM #73
According to the cathaholics, the beauty of God's design is being set up for failure... or lust wouldn't be a sin.
2006-09-12, 12:26 PM #74
wow I just added to my quotes list
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Me: I have no idea
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2006-09-12, 12:31 PM #75
Originally posted by genk:
[http://www.filefarmer.com/2/genkaar/useless.gif]

none of you are listening
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2006-09-12, 5:35 PM #76
Weeell, according to this or that part of the bible some guy spilled "his seed" and god smited him good for it.

Which got translated into "Ejaculating without the intent of reproducing is bad!", the new pope in particular seems to have something against reproductive activities without any actual reproducing.
Seishun da!
2006-09-13, 12:14 AM #77
Pfft, he doesn't count, he's a Nazi. :rolleyes:

Though the old pope wasn't very keen on the joys of reproductive activities either.
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-09-13, 12:20 AM #78
[QUOTE=Pedro T Hutt]Weeell, according to this or that part of the bible some guy spilled "his seed" and god smited him good for it.[/QUOTE]Please tell me you understand this passage is either misinterpreted or fiction. We'd all be dead if god cared that much about masturbation. :rolleyes:

And as for the Catholic church, don't even get me started. Someone obviously isn't getting enough oxygen to the brain.
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2006-09-13, 3:31 AM #79
"Notice: a panel of independent medical experts specializing in all phases of human sexuality has set forth guidelines for the producer taking into consideration the findings in Muller v. Calif., 413 U.S. 15, and Pope v. Illinois, 481 U.S. 497. Based upon the guidelines formulated by this panel, a qualified psychologist has reviewed the product and determined that when viewed in its entirety the DVD motion picture presents serious scientific value to the average viewer."

Posted on the back of every porn DVD from Leisure Time Inc.

I wonder if that's true.
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2006-09-13, 3:57 AM #80
Originally posted by MentatMM:
I'm unable to get off watching movies where whores are having sex (porn). The entire idea of a woman selling herself like that turns me off more than her body could ever turn me on.


Truth.
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