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The Personal Stats thread
2006-09-09, 4:10 PM #41
Location: Stillwater, OK

Religion: none (atheist)

Highest education: Sophomore at Oklahoma State University

Car: Black 1997 Jeep Wrangler

Favourite beer: Depends on the situation, overall: Budweiser Select

Second favourite beer: Guinness

Favourite Hard Liquor: None, thanks, being drunk sucks

Favourite color: Black

Birthday: November 10, 1987

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 155lbs

Limitations: Skinny, shy when not in comfortable environment.

Goals: TO BE DECIDED
Warhead[97]
2006-09-10, 12:59 PM #42
Real Name: John (Jack)

Location: Atlanta, GA

Religion: none (atheist)

Highest education: Senior @ Georgia Tech

Car: 1998 VW Golf (Blood-red)

Favourite beer: ...right now... Franziskaner Hefe

Second favourite beer: ...right now... PBR

Favourite Hard Liquor: Jameson's

Favourite color: Red

Birthday: 2 January 1985

Height: 6'11"

Weight: 150-ish

Limitations: Girlfriend

Goals: Get signed. Finish school. Make album.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-09-10, 1:34 PM #43
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Real Name: Alan

Location: Orange County, FL

Religion: Agnostic, occasional cult

Highest education: (school and major if any) Largo High School, Largo FL

Car: Some freestyle bike I picked up at K-Mart for $100

Favourite beer: Killian's Irish Red

Second favourite beer: Steel Reserve "Lager"

Favourite Hard Liquor: Vodka

Favourite color: Black

Birthday: 04 September 1987

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 145lbs

Limitations: Anger issues, inferiority complex, lack of sense

Goals: short term and subject to change

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K.
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2006-09-10, 1:45 PM #44
Real Name: David

Location: Fort Love, Colorado

Religion: Nondenominational Militant Fundamentalist Discordian Jewish Pastafarian Jesuit Grammaton Cleric

Highest education: High School, Associates in progress

Car: 1984 Mercury Marquis Station Wagon

Favourite beer: Total Disorder Porter

Second favourite beer: Apricot Ale

Favourite Hard Liquor: Juniper Mead, Choya Umeshu plum wine

Favourite color: Clear [it looks so good on me!] I also heavily favor earthtones [like lichen!].

Birthday: October 18, 1982

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 125lbs

Limitations: Near-sighted, AD[H]D, social anxiety/panic issues

Goals: Mastery of Jesuit Ninja Grammatic Cleric technique, fluency in all languages, supreme ultimate knowledge of all, live out life burrowed deep in musty times within a library stack somewhere.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2006-09-10, 1:57 PM #45
Real Name: Scott Gajewski

Location: Baltimore, Maryland

Religion: Christian. I'm a confirmed Catholic, but my actual beliefs wander into other places.

Highest education: High School, some college (was an animation major, now an interactive art major)

Car: 1994 Saturn 4-door (maroon). I hope it'll keep running :ninja:

Favourite beer: don't really like beer

Second favourite beer: see above

Favourite Hard Liquor: don't really like hard liquors either

Favourite color: Blue

Birthday: September 8, 1983

Height: 6'6"

Weight: 150lbs (grrr)

Limitations: Near-sighted, laziness/ability to motivate myself past it, poor time management (procrastination), etc.

Goals: Be involved in the gaming industry (design and/or art). Become a good novelist/writer. Get a girlfriend. The usual.
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2006-09-10, 2:13 PM #46
Real Name: Hamish Winn.
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii currently. Permanent address in Christchurch, New Zealand.
Religion: Undecided.
Highest Education: Year 13 of New Zealand High School Education System
Car: N/A
Favourite beer: Beer is revolting.
Second favourite beer: Beer is revolting.
Favourite Hard Liquor: Bourbon (and cola).
Favourite color: Purple and Gold .
Birthday: 07 - 13 - 87
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 135-145lbs
Limitations: Far too easily convinced/gullible, often unable to take sides in arguments, narcissistic, most of the time I have no motivation.
Goals: To be a carefree musician and to influence others the way my role models influence me.
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2006-09-10, 10:27 PM #47
Real Name: Laura

Religion: Catholic

Highest education: In College (still...)

Favourite beer: dont like beer

Second favourite beer: can't drink

Favourite Hard Liquor: meh, nothing straight up, If I had to choose Don Q Rum

Favourite color: Blue

Height: 5'1

Goals: Have a good job, get married, have kids
2006-09-10, 10:35 PM #48
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Real Name: Charles Michael Delavan

Location: Rochester, NY (School); Annapolis, MD (Home)

Religion: Somewhere between agnostic and athiest. Although I'm a confirmed Lutheran.

Highest education: Currently in my second week of college schoolin'. CS major.

Car: 1990 freaking Ford Probe. Yeah. It's called a probe.

Favourite beer: Guiness

Second favourite beer: Anything dark.

Favourite Hard Liquor: Not a fan of hard liquor.

Favourite color: Sandwich

Birthday: November 10, 1987

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 200lb

Limitations: Procrastinate. Socially awkward. I can never seem to talk well, although if I slowed down and just thought about what the hell I was saying it wouldnt be an issue.

Goals: Software Developer. Perhaps open-source if I can figure out some way for it to pay. Girlfriend, and such. More pants. And definately more green jackets.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-09-10, 11:52 PM #49
GetPlayerName(player);
Travis Scrimshaw

GetThingPos(player);
Dublin, CA, USA

GetPlayerAlignment();
Non-demoninational Christian/atheist

GetAttachedVehicle();
1997 Ford Windstar

DestroyThing(beer);

Sleep(3years);
TeleportThing(wine, player);

GetColor(player);
Orange

GetThingLife(player);
Sept 5th, 1988

GetThingSize(player);
6'2" - 180lbs (prob has changed since last measurement)

GetThingLimitations(player);
A**, cynical lil ********, real life <.< >.>

GetThingGoals(player);
Does not compute *explodes*

I feel old compared to most of you, then I read GBK's and wow :eek:
Major projects working on:
SATNRT, JK Pistol Mod, Aliens TC, Firearms

Completed
Judgement Day (HLP), My level pack
2006-09-12, 9:45 AM #50
Real Name: Maeve Regan

Location: London, England

Religion: Apathetic Agnostic. interested in Paganism, but not convinced as yet

Highest education: BSc Physics

Car: totally pointless in the city (read: can't drive)

Favourite beer: lager. the cheaper the better

Favourite Hard Liquor: vodka. I'm aware that it doesn't taste of anything, that's the appeal

Favourite color: no idea.

Birthday: August 17th, 1984

Height: 5'5 or so

Weight: about 60kg

Limitations: paranoia. should really go back to therapy. but then we come to 2) procrastination

Goals: deciding what to do with my life would be a start. but hopefully to make a comfortable living doing something useful. have child(ren). have fulfulling relationships. change the world.
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2006-09-12, 11:57 AM #51
Real Name: Stephanie

Location: Annapolis, MD/ Staunton, VA

Religion: non practicing Catholic

Highest education: right now working on a BA - double major Marketing Communications and Voice

Car: 1996 Mazda 626 - really well taken care of. I really miss it. :(

Favourite beer: erm, I don't really drink. but if/when I do, it'll be the girly drinks, since I don't like the taste of alcohol.

Favourite Hard Liquor: see above

Favourite color: red - though blue's a close second

Birthday: June 30th 1987

Height: 5' 8 1/2

Weight: 160 ish

Limitations: Diabetes, procrastination, extremely ticklish

Goals: be happy and make those around me happy. Which entails a decent job (currently hoping for a cushy 6 figure government job in PR, with Voice lessons as a backup in case I ever need more money) and finding a good guy.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-09-12, 12:29 PM #52
Real Name: Jani Tuominen

Location: Helsinki, Finland

Religion: Lutheran (officially, but I'm an atheist)

Highest education: vocational school (studied business)

Car: -

Favourite beer: I don't drink

Second favourite beer: -

Favourite Hard Liquor: -

Favourite color: purple

Birthday: May 14, 1984

Height: 185 cm / 6 feet 0.7 inches

Weight: 67 kg / 147.7 lbs

Limitations: mental issues, osteoporosis (brittle bones disease)

Goals: getting in good enough condition to be able to function normally. Finding a partner.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2006-09-13, 1:47 PM #53
Real Name: Robert Wallace

Location: Nottingham/London UK

Religion: Atheist

Highest education: Working on a BEng in Mechanical Engineering (Bioengineering) at the University of Nottingham

Car: I have a bicycle

Favourite beer: Probably Tanglefoot (ale) or Red Stripe (lager)

Favourite Hard Liquor: Don't really like the stuff

Favourite color: err... probably green

Birthday: 21st October 1985

Height: 6' 4

Weight: 190 lbs

Limitations: Myopia, procrastination, inability to knuckle down

Goals: Travel the world, have fun at whatever I end up doing and find someone special to share those things with
2006-09-13, 2:58 PM #54
Real Name: Adam Brelsford

Location: Canberra, ACT, Australia

Religion: Agnostic

Highest education: Currently undertaking a Diploma of Animal Technology at the Canberra Institute of Technology

Car: Don't have one

Favourite beer: Don't like beer

Second favourite beer: See above

Favourite Hard Liquor: Probably Southern Comfort.

Favourite color: Purple

Birthday: December 19 1986

Height: Can't remember, and dont have any mearsureing tape on hand.

Weight: 235-240 lbs

Limitations: I have aspergers.

Goals: No clue as to what I want to do. :(
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2006-09-13, 3:20 PM #55
Real Name: Aaron Haugh

Location: Te Puna, Tauranga, New Zealand

Religion; Christian (Baptist)

Highest education: 7th form high school, mt maunganui college. studying computers.

Car: 1986 Nissan Bluebird wagon

Favourite beer: Double Brown

Second favourite beer: Lion Brown

Favourite color: Blue

Birthday: 16/08/1987

Height: im tall

Weight: 65kg

Limitations: not enough to go around

Goals: guitar hero
Take that there and put it in here
2006-09-13, 4:14 PM #56
Real Name: Michael
Location: Louisville, Kentucky, USA
Religion: N/A
Highest education: Associates Degree (Computer Programming)
Car: 1993 Mazda Protege, Maroon
Favourite beer: N/A
Second favourite beer: N/A
Favourite Hard Liquor: Bourbon
Favourite color: Green
Birthday: July 23, 1979
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 145-165 lbs
Limitations: N/A
Goals: To earn a decent living doing something that I enjoy, to build the house I've been designing for many years, to marry my lovely girlfriend, to have children, to retire early and travel the world, to leave this world knowing that I've made a difference, and to leave behind a legacy for my children.
2006-09-13, 4:41 PM #57
There is only one question on this quiz that matters.

Favorite Hard Liquor: 3 parts Coca Cola Classic, 1 part Captain Morgan's original spiced rum. On the rocks. Shaken, not stirred. I am drinking one right now.

(P.S., Lord Kuat is the only one of you with taste)
Wikissassi sucks.
2006-09-13, 5:26 PM #58
Originally posted by Descent_pilot:
I feel old compared to most of you, then I read GBK's and wow :eek:


:o
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
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