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Ladies its time to show them upper legs cuz...

2006-09-13, 5:03 AM #1

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Its my birthday. Thats right. Do a barrel roll.

Note : I'm 22. Holy ****. One more year and I'll have known massassi for a decade.

Oh and ladies :

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-09-13, 5:26 AM #2

Gilgamesh85

So cool it's cold. Yeaaah.

Posts: 1,079

I'd show mine, but....er.....yeah.

Happy birthday anywho!

2006-09-13, 5:34 AM #3

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Merry birthdays!

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2006-09-13, 5:48 AM #4

darthslaw

Darth Slaw

Posts: 3,490

Happy Birthjepday!

May the mass times acceleration be with you.

2006-09-13, 5:48 AM #5

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Happy birthday!

With some Miss Massassi leg action!

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/zmonks/zmonklegd.jpg]

....or the whole thing! =o

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2006-09-13, 5:50 AM #6

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Oh man. <3

Its my birthday, but FGR ****ing wins.

Well that is... unless some girls actually do post upper legs. >.>

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-09-13, 6:33 AM #7

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Happy birthday, Jep! You own!

I have no funneh pics at the moment, sorry

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2006-09-13, 6:54 AM #8

Slayder

comin back for more!

Posts: 153

Happy b-day, no hairy leg here... how bout an arm pit?

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2006-09-13, 7:21 AM #9

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

[http://www.boomspeed.com/landfish/birthday.gif]

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2006-09-13, 7:29 AM #10

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

i'd have put Jep at least 5 years more then that...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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2006-09-13, 7:53 AM #11

BoricuaDelight

wannabe cam..girl..

Posts: 1,919

woohoo! happy bday!

2006-09-13, 10:10 AM #12

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Happy B-Day, Dude!

Pissed Off?

2006-09-13, 12:03 PM #13

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

I'll kill you!!

and by that I mean HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Me: I have no idea
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2006-09-13, 12:17 PM #14

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by sugarless5:

I'll kill you!!

and by that I mean HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Love ya too suggiebunsofheavenlymatter

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-09-13, 12:37 PM #15

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

Happy birthday!

Attachment: 13939/cake.jpg (32,954 bytes)

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2006-09-13, 12:40 PM #16

tofu

(Not an) Administrator

Posts: 2,867

Originally posted by FastGamerr:

Happy birthday!

With some Miss Massassi leg action!

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/zmonks/zmonklegd.jpg]

....or the whole thing! =o

This is unfortunate.

2006-09-13, 2:28 PM #17

Ric_Olie

Senior calculadora

Posts: 3,198

Originally posted by FastGamerr:

the whole thing! =o

Hehehe, that slays me.

Also, happy birthday Jep.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

2006-09-13, 2:37 PM #18

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

<.<
>.>

(Love you babybuns)

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2006-09-13, 2:39 PM #19

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Martyn:

<.<
>.>

(Love you babybuns)

hahahahaha <3

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-09-13, 3:09 PM #20

maevie

...poo

Posts: 2,809

another person that I was sure was older than me... hmph

anyway, happy jepday!!

I'm sorry, I looked, I have no thigh pics

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<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!

2006-09-13, 3:23 PM #21

Ric_Olie

Senior calculadora

Posts: 3,198

I've had this itch to sketch something all day.

Here you go Jeph. A quickie for you. (By quickie I mean a 15 minute drawing. Dirty comments not allowed).

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Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

2006-09-13, 3:49 PM #22

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

You get a free pass to call be bacon grease face as much as you want today.

Happy bday jep.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-09-13, 4:14 PM #23

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

It's my birthday too!
I am Jepman!

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2006-09-13, 4:33 PM #24

maevie

...poo

Posts: 2,809

I realised I lied - I do have a pic of my legs on this computer!

Graduation day (the billowing fabric is my robe) my face looks sodding ridiculous so you're just getting the bottom half - sorry there's only lower leg exposure!

(also apologise for crappy compression)

Attachment: 13942/legs.JPG (41,113 bytes)

<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!

2006-09-13, 4:34 PM #25

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-09-13, 4:47 PM #26

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

phroar

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-09-13, 4:55 PM #27

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Note to self: Ask, and yee shall receive from maeve.

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2006-09-13, 5:53 PM #28

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Seriously, I love me.

"I am JeeeeeeeeepMaaaaaaan

Has has lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all?
Or if he moves, will he fall?

Is he drunk or not?
Is his head filled with snot?
She'll just pass him there,
Why should she even care?

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the party.
Planning his pick up lines
That he will soon unfurl.

Now the time is here
For JepMan to go near
The girl he picked out
She's not too tall but she's not too stout

No girls want him
They just turn their heads
No girls **** him him
Now he wants the ManTrain...

<SNIPED>

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-09-13, 5:55 PM #29

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Haha, zloc's gonna get banned.

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2006-09-13, 6:03 PM #30

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

/goes to read some Vogon poetry instead.

Think while it's still legal.

2006-09-13, 6:04 PM #31

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Sssshhhh, maybe they won't notice.

And Victor, you're just jealous because you don't like Black Sabbath and I do, even though they are one of Metal Music's founding fathers.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-09-13, 6:41 PM #32

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

RHAPSODY (of fire) *****ES

happy bday

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"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2006-09-13, 6:54 PM #33

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

Sssshhhh, maybe they won't notice.

And Victor, you're just jealous because you don't like Black Sabbath and I do, even though they are one of Metal Music's founding fathers.

Don't talk to your elders that way, kid.

Think while it's still legal.

2006-09-13, 7:12 PM #34

Seb

what

Posts: 2,277

birthday is next monday for me. big 20. i've been greying since i was 18. it's irritating, but at least i'm not balding.

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2006-09-13, 7:14 PM #35

maevie

...poo

Posts: 2,809

Originally posted by JediKirby:

Note to self: Ask, and yee shall receive from maeve.

only on your birthday, baby

<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!

2006-09-14, 2:32 AM #36

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

=_=

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-09-14, 2:41 AM #37

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by maevie:

only on your birthday, baby

starts making list
:ninja:

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2006-09-14, 9:45 AM #38

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

frankly, i agree with maeve. i totally thought jep was older than me. by a few years.

turns out i've got a month on him.

LEO *******!

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2006-09-14, 10:17 AM #39

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Leo? I'm virgo.

Or as I tell people "Vièrge mes pas vièrge."

Virgin but not a virgin.

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2006-09-14, 11:22 AM #40

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

I'ma Virgo, too. Happy birthday!

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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