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I am in posession of the coolest nightlight ever.

2006-09-14, 7:11 PM #1

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

I saw this in a store yesterday for 10 bucks; figured I couldn't go wrong. Presenting: THE LAVALAMP NIGHTLIGHT

1. Admiring it in all its beautiful packaging

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/1-1.jpg]

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/1-1.jpg]

2. Unpacked!

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/2-1.jpg]

3. Heating up...

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/3-1.jpg]

4. Hooray it works!

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/4-1.jpg]

Stuff

2006-09-14, 7:11 PM #2

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Oh man I want one

2006-09-14, 7:12 PM #3

Zloc_Vergo

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Posts: 5,888

don't touch it! it says not to!

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-09-14, 7:24 PM #4

ryham

Registered User

Posts: 88

Man, what a bunch of hippies...

"You cannot turn me off!"

-Ryham

2006-09-14, 7:31 PM #5

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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/me points at ryham's sig.

Hmmm....

2006-09-14, 7:31 PM #6

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Woooooooahhh.... tha'ts groovy man! Like far out!

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-09-14, 7:33 PM #7

Zloc_Vergo

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Originally posted by ryham:

Man, what a bunch of hippies...

Takes one to know one.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-09-14, 7:34 PM #8

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

We do away with your kind

Quote:

Buercklin says:
I SAY WE TAR AND FEATHER HIM, AND DON'T NURSE HIS INFECTIONS IN HIS BURNS!

2006-09-14, 7:37 PM #9

ryham

Registered User

Posts: 88

AAAAAHHH!!!!! Hippies closing in on me! I'M CORNERED!

"You cannot turn me off!"

-Ryham

2006-09-14, 7:41 PM #10

JudgeDredd

Believed in Green Men

Posts: 1,370

Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

don't touch it! it says not to!

Actually I believe it's saying no high-fives.

<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee

2006-09-14, 7:41 PM #11

Zloc_Vergo

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Posts: 5,888

Burn, Motha ****a. *roasts ryham over a fire*

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-09-14, 7:42 PM #12

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

Burn, Motha ****a. *roasts ryham over a fire*

Roasted hippies > Baked hippies

2006-09-14, 7:43 PM #13

Zloc_Vergo

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Posts: 5,888

hell yeah.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-09-14, 10:14 PM #14

Greenboy

No they aren't!

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Ahem. I have long hair, I am vegetarian, I wear sandals when not allowed to go barefoot, I dislike chemicals and unnatural things, I love sailing, I love wooden boats, I think rules are silly business. I also dislike showers and deoderant. I think I can officially say I have become a hippy.

o.0

2006-09-14, 10:17 PM #15

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

But... weed!?

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2006-09-14, 10:17 PM #16

Vin

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Fancy Pants

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Looks kind of phallic.

2006-09-14, 11:42 PM #17

Delphian

It's crystal-clear to him.T

Posts: 2,647

Yeah, but everything looks phallic to you.

Hehe, forgive me, I kid. :ninja:

2006-09-15, 12:04 AM #18

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

What do you call a bunch of hippies in office?

Democrats!

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-09-15, 12:39 AM #19

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Just the thing to keep Vinny warm and comfortable while providing a safety that only a warm phallace could offer. Yes, that's what I'm implying.

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2006-09-15, 4:21 AM #20

Elana14

Doesn't Want One

Posts: 1,732

ooh i want one

Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.

2006-09-15, 5:27 AM #21

Darkjedibob

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Posts: 4,280

We've been able to buy those with fake money for a couple years now :ninja:

$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
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2006-09-15, 6:11 AM #22

Molgrew

Giddyup 409

Posts: 1,557

I expected a fleshlight

2006-09-15, 6:13 AM #23

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

i dont like this kind. looks like a dildo, i have a cool lava lamp at home

like so. http://www.greycobra.com/images/tutorials/lavala49.jpg

Pie.

2006-09-15, 6:17 AM #24

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Dude, I did not think that was a nightlight.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2006-09-15, 6:20 AM #25

Sol

Orbited by Three Question Marks

Posts: 2,443

Ahh the wiwow waby needs a wight wight.

:v:

Pretty nifty.

Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;

2006-09-15, 6:26 AM #26

SAJN

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Posts: 11,157

How could any of you confuse that for a vibrator or a dildo? That would be like getting penetrated by a traffic cone.

Think while it's still legal.

2006-09-15, 6:39 AM #27

Slayder

comin back for more!

Posts: 153

Who says some of us don't want that... but yeah cool fleshlight... I mean nightlight.

2006-09-15, 8:57 AM #28

DracoZandros

Practically Dead

Posts: 191

[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]How could any of you confuse that for a vibrator or a dildo? That would be like getting penetrated by a traffic cone.[/QUOTE]

You obviously haven't seen much of the internet :ninja:

2006-09-15, 1:11 PM #29

Darkjedibob

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Originally posted by fishstickz:

Dude, I did not think that was a nightlight.

There's rows of them in the Corner Store

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try: command not found
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2006-09-15, 2:19 PM #30

Avenger

Positive!

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Originally posted by Molgrew:

I expected a fleshlight

Is it bad that I know exactly what you're talking about?

Pissed Off?

2006-09-15, 3:18 PM #31

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Elana14:

ooh i want one

A hippy or a nightlight?

2006-09-15, 5:03 PM #32

Zloc_Vergo

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Originally posted by Avenger:

Is it bad that I know exactly what you're talking about?

No. It IS bad when a 13 year old knows what he's talking about.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-09-15, 5:03 PM #33

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Aye. That is worse. I feel better now.

Pissed Off?

2006-09-15, 5:19 PM #34

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Originally posted by Avenger:

Is it bad that I know exactly what you're talking about?

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