Jep
Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third
Posts: 10,237
Grismath grismath, he's so cool. Grismath grismath makes me drool. Gooooooooo Grisface!
May you have a nice day, full of love and sexual behaviors. Watch for the gay knee, and enjoy a day of self discovery with your new age.
If women talk to you, tell them your age, tell you its your birthday and tell them of your desastrous curse. You know, the one where if you don't sleep with at least one beautiful maiden on your birthday, your body will begin to decay. Remember to use a condom, so that your penis doesn't, in result, begin to decay too.
Happy day of birthing. May your mother's womb never expand again.
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Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless