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I guess the moral of the story is... Don't swallow bubblegum?

2006-09-16, 10:36 AM #41

Aglar

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Keeping my laughter silent whilst reading that at my desk was possibly the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Thanks.

Also, I swallow my gum, and have experienced to a small extent the assgum phenomenon. I actually didn't realize until just now that that is what causes it (I don't know how I didn't realize, I guess it's just because I've always swallowed my gum so I take it for granted). Anyway, I won't be doing that anymore.

2006-09-16, 4:09 PM #42

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Originally posted by Axis:

I don't think it's such a bad idea to swallow gum. If I leave it in my mouth long enough, as I usually do, it just turns into a watery mess.

You need to stop using the gum that comes in sticks. Pellety style stuff ftw!

nope.

2006-09-16, 5:37 PM #43

SF_GoldG_01

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Originally posted by Yecti:

No. That's not sadistic. That's homo-erotic. You just said you wish you could've seen a man, without any bottom coverings, covered in his own feces and undigested gum, attempt to remove said concoction from his hair-covered rectum. Furthermore, knowing the gravity of the situation (eg: he had to run down the hall with a beard trimmer hanging from his ***) you still had the urge to see it!? No wonder you have trouble with girls, you need to get your dating advice from Vin. :p

Lol, it was the hilariousness of the scene. The unbearable humilating pain is a great laughter, a great Mr. Bean.

Nothing to see here, move along.