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Massassians at the Mall! (With Pictures!)
2006-09-15, 2:22 PM #1
Genki, My Girlfriend Courtney AKA Twig (AKA smurfindisguise on Massassi), and myself all went to the mall before me and Genki went off to college. I had a secret agenda of finding a present for my mother for her birthday, so I mostly just ignored Genki while looking for a giant teddy bear.

Well, I was late, so Genki and Twig had already had lots of sex in the bathroom. Here's proof:

This is a picture of my girlfriend looking at me.
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/bored.jpg]
This is a picture of my girlfriend looking at Genki.
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/interested.jpg]

Genki was very crabby:
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/finger.jpg]
Just Kidding!
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/jk.jpg]
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2006-09-15, 2:22 PM #2
We saw lots of people I know at the mall, like my friend Kerri (Who Twig is jealous of, for some reason.)
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/kerri.jpg]
And Ellie!
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/ellie.jpg]
And Caleena!
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/caleena.jpg]
And a couple other people who I forgot to snap pictures of.

Then, in Yonkers, we saw a very... interesting sight.
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/nipples.jpg]
These are SERIOUSLY the nipples of a mannequin in Yonkers.
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/fullnipple.jpg]
I asked the people in charge of things like that at Yonkers, and they said with an angry growl:
"We just get the stuff and put it up."
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2006-09-15, 2:23 PM #3
Downstairs in Yonkers, after the nipple incident, a red leather jacket caught Genki's eye. We had to hold him back, but he insisted:
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/studly.jpg][http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/studly1.jpg]
He's a fantastic model.
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/modeling.jpg]
Sexy!

Then we happened to see Sarah at GameStop. Genki and Sarah have this, well, thing. At least, Genki does...
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/becky.jpg]
That's Genki with his arm around her. Doesn't she look happy...
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/happybecky.jpg]
To see her boyfriend?
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/boyfriend.jpg]
Needless to say, Genki was heartbroken.
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2006-09-15, 2:23 PM #4
Eventually, we found our way to Hot Topic, where Twig and I immediatly made friends with, this is for you Massassi: a pair of bisexual twins.
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/twins.jpg]
They assured us that they make out all of the time. I'm not even joking, and neither were they.
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/twin1.jpg]
Strange how in all of their pictures, they're holding money, no?
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/twin2.jpg]

What a fun day! Genki had such a good day that he couldn't even look the camera for our group photo!
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/aaw.jpg]
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2006-09-15, 2:25 PM #5
Ha, you lie sir, Massassians never leave their basements.

(neat pics)
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2006-09-15, 2:27 PM #6
Photoshopped.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-09-15, 2:28 PM #7
I love bisexual twins
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2006-09-15, 2:28 PM #8
GENK LOOKS SILLY (nice shirt though)
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2006-09-15, 2:33 PM #9
god dammit kirby, censor your hands.
2006-09-15, 2:41 PM #10
OMG GENKI IS SKINNY AND TALL!

In other news, cool pics. :)
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2006-09-15, 3:51 PM #11
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
I love bisexual twins


Yes, but do they love you back? :P
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2006-09-15, 4:16 PM #12
That was cool, with the minimal narrative text and the way it relied on the pictures to elaborate on the story, it ended up reading like a children's book.

A children's book about red leather, bisexual twins, and hard mannequin nipples.

[edit] Also, did you ever find a teddy bear? I totally forgot that subplot by the end of the adventure. [/edit]
2006-09-15, 5:15 PM #13
Originally posted by Masq:
That was cool, with the minimal narrative text and the way it relied on the pictures to elaborate on the story, it ended up reading like a children's book.

A children's book about red leather, bisexual twins, and hard mannequin nipples.

[edit] Also, did you ever find a teddy bear? I totally forgot that subplot by the end of the adventure. [/edit]


Well, it works with the short attention span of Massassians.

I approve of this thread.
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2006-09-15, 5:27 PM #14
Yay! I know that mall! :D Miller Hill ftw \o/

I go there every now and then, why didn't you tell me there was some group get together deal? i would have gone up there lol. Oh well. Many more days to come oh yes
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2006-09-15, 5:45 PM #15
I was expecting crazy wheelie action with your new rims, yo. :( :p
2006-09-15, 6:06 PM #16
No Giant Teddy Bear. Found a small one, and got a bracelet ingraved for my mum. Girlfriend baught a 72 dollar robe for her near the nipples, thinking it was a 12 dollar robe, considering it was on the same table as a sign saying "12 dollar robes." The next day I came back to get the engraved bracelet, and ***** out the lady who sold us the robe without telling us how much it was, and for falsely advertising it. She claimed that, because they were slightly pushed asside from the 12 dollar ones, it was ok. 3 inches is not slightly. That ISN'T.
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2006-09-15, 8:36 PM #17
Originally posted by Gebohq:
OMG GENKI IS SKINNY AND TALL!

In other news, cool pics. :)

well, when the person taking the pictures is at such a low angle...


question, can I be banned for that, or would it be kirby banned?
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2006-09-15, 8:47 PM #18
It WOULD be me, but I talked to the admins, and they said it's fine.
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2006-09-15, 8:47 PM #19
It's like a cingular commercial with only 3 bars!
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2006-09-15, 9:59 PM #20
names have been changed to protect the innocent
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2006-09-15, 10:01 PM #21
Sorry, Sarah is the girl's name. Becky is the lcoughacoughrcoughgcoughe one that whored over Genki at the Lan last year.
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2006-09-15, 10:04 PM #22
<JediKirby> Bah!
<JediKirby> Too late!
<JediKirby> You slap her, right?
<Genki> GO BACK MIDGET AND REFIX IT
<JediKirby> NO!
<JediKirby> I'M LAZY
<Genki> I WILL KILL YOU IN A MANNER BEFITING A MIDGET
<Genki> OR PROSTITUTE
<JediKirby> What, with half a shovel?
<Steven> HE WILL SIT ON YOU
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2006-09-15, 11:48 PM #23
You said your girlfriend was hot.
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2006-09-15, 11:49 PM #24
So much Genki for the morning! :eek:
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2006-09-16, 12:50 AM #25
Originally posted by Emon:
You said your girlfriend was hot.


She is! Honestly, she's a horrifying picturer, and hates having her picture taken in the first place. Ask Genki.
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2006-09-16, 5:54 AM #26
(whistles innocently)
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2006-09-16, 7:22 AM #27
Originally posted by Emon:
You said your girlfriend was hot.


Well, to be fair, all he really sees are boobs and up her nose.
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2006-09-16, 10:25 AM #28
:gbk:
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2006-09-17, 9:09 PM #29
[http://www.zentatsu.com/mallrats/girlfriend.jpg]

That was taken via webcam the other day- girlfriend talking to boyfriend, he makes me smile.
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2006-09-17, 9:36 PM #30
<namewithheld> http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=43727 am i the only one who thinks this is kirby being like "OMG LOOK I KNOW GIRLS"

all i know is that it wasn't said by a communist
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2006-09-17, 9:38 PM #31
Exactly why I posted this.
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2006-09-17, 9:40 PM #32
and to say you ignored me, you short little *******

...but you wasted enough time for me to run into sarah, which was nice
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