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Riding the high horse.
2006-09-16, 11:17 AM #1
It appears like there is much commotion of people telling people to "get off their high horse." So, instead of bickering of about people trying act superior than everyone else, let's all ride high horses. So say something that makes you superior than everyone else, true or not.


I believe that I'm the most cunning and wittty person here, but I still retain my good sense of morals. Also, I think I can prepare better spaghetti than all of you people combined, a noble talent indeed.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-09-16, 11:18 AM #2
My art > yours
2006-09-16, 11:18 AM #3
I can ban the lot of you at a drop of a hat.

Am I doing this right?
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-09-16, 11:19 AM #4
Ban away, but you're still far too pasty for california, whereas I can tan in 5 minutes during winter, in England.
2006-09-16, 11:20 AM #5
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
I can ban the lot of you at a drop of a hat.

Am I doing this right?


Obviously not. You simply don't have my cunning intellect.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-09-16, 11:24 AM #6
I am on the internet.
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2006-09-16, 11:27 AM #7
My penis is longer than all your penises and e-penises combined.
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-09-16, 11:44 AM #8
I am the only one here who can string together more than two logical thoughts, so obviously the only choice for DA JUDGE.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-09-16, 11:47 AM #9
I'm the shortest.
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ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2006-09-16, 12:00 PM #10
I'm the sexiest, by far.
2006-09-16, 12:02 PM #11
Originally posted by Echoman:
...say something that makes you superior than everyone else, true or not.



I'm an idiot. :v:
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-09-16, 12:09 PM #12
I would be the most stealthy
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-09-16, 12:14 PM #13
your spelling > my spelling, but that makes my post the most fun to figure out
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2006-09-16, 12:34 PM #14
At 7' 8 1/2", I am the tallest Massassian ever to grace these green forums.
2006-09-16, 12:39 PM #15
Originally posted by Delphian:
At 7' 8 1/2", I am the tallest Massassian ever to grace these green forums.


I'm also 7'8 1/2", but not in height.
2006-09-16, 12:48 PM #16
ALLCAPS. lol
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2006-09-16, 1:01 PM #17
I post more wacky and wonderful adventures than anyone else on here.

Also I'm the funniest MSpainter, but I took a vow of abstinence from MSpaint ever since getting banned for one.
Stuff
2006-09-16, 1:11 PM #18
I can consistently poop and make it look like a dairy cream cone. :)
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
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The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2006-09-16, 1:21 PM #19
I'm the one who tries to be on everyone's good side (unless I hate you :P), and it seems to work since no one apparently hates me... then again, no one really cares about me anyway, so that's all good. I'm also mad good at not completing levels. I've started and not finished more levels than you can shake a mothaf***in stick at. Damn I'm good. *pats self on back* I'm also only 16 and more mature than everyone here, except for Zloc. :v:
DO NOT WANT.
2006-09-16, 1:22 PM #20
I can outfart anyone of you!

Especially with my asshairboost.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-09-16, 1:30 PM #21
I run the best webserver in the world. *cough*
2006-09-16, 1:45 PM #22
My pee is always a better yellow than yours.
2006-09-16, 1:57 PM #23
Anything you can do I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
2006-09-16, 1:59 PM #24
I win at life so that means you all lose
2006-09-16, 2:09 PM #25
[QUOTE=Duo Maxwell]I win at life so that means you all lose[/QUOTE]
I'm second place.
2006-09-16, 2:26 PM #26
Why sell yourself short?

Maybe because you saw how awesome I am?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-09-16, 2:30 PM #27
I'm morally superior not only to all of you, but to humanity in general.

-I also like more movies than all of you combined. Mostly because you all hate those movies.
2006-09-16, 2:30 PM #28
I'm going to grow up and be awesomer than all of you put together.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-09-16, 2:52 PM #29
But we will always be 15 and so years ahead of you.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-09-16, 3:08 PM #30
I suffer from total depravity.
2006-09-16, 3:25 PM #31
I'm more original than anybody here.

Also, I can outcook anybody, anywhere. Especially when it comes to Pierogi. Mmmmm, Pierogi.
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2006-09-16, 3:34 PM #32
Originally posted by Ric_Olie:
I'm more original than anybody here.

Also, I can outcook anybody, anywhere. Especially when it comes to Pierogi. Mmmmm, Pierogi.

Exept for

...

MY MOM!
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-09-16, 3:50 PM #33
I'm Scottish.
nope.
2006-09-16, 4:26 PM #34
I've had sex with more girls than all of you united.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-09-16, 5:23 PM #35
Originally posted by Jepman:
I've had sex with more girls than all of you united.

So only two girls?
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-09-16, 5:23 PM #36
Originally posted by Echoman:
But we will always be 15 and so years ahead of you.

That means I have 15 more years to live.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-09-16, 5:26 PM #37
If those "15 years" means "till next week when I find out where you live and stalk you," yay?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-09-16, 5:36 PM #38
Oh, ok.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-09-16, 5:42 PM #39
"I'm watching you right now."
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-09-16, 5:47 PM #40
Oh damn..I hope you weren't video taping that. :o
I had a blog. It sucked.
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