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Zits on asscheeks
2006-09-16, 12:07 PM #1
Okay.

I take most of you remember Ham Yoyo, this 30-year old guy still living with his parents, who flirted and was all creepy over this 13-year old girl...

...what was her username?

I only remember 'siliconchump' but that can't have been it.

Also, which massassian dated a 15 year old girl when he was 20?
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2006-09-16, 12:08 PM #2
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Also, which massassian dated a 15 year old girl when he was 20?


Jepman?
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2006-09-16, 12:09 PM #3
hehehehe
2006-09-16, 12:10 PM #4
Hahah.

Ham Yoyo was awesome.
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2006-09-16, 12:11 PM #5
Jep something..
2006-09-16, 12:29 PM #6
I smell a sex offender list.

Why the sudden interest?
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2006-09-16, 12:31 PM #7
Originally posted by Alan:
I smell a sex offender list.

Why the sudden interest?

It was actually Kirby that started it in the chat.
2006-09-16, 12:31 PM #8
[22:03:01] <JediKirby> Which massassian dated a 15 year old girl when he was 20?
[22:03:44] <Draco> Can't remember but I should, it was one of the well known ones
[22:05:01] <Draco> Meat Loaf: Heaven can wait, is such a good song for my mood at the moment
[22:05:06] <JediKirby> Yeah, it's bothering me
[22:05:34] <Nikumubeki> That reminded me of Ham Yoyo who was like 36 (living with his parents) and he was humping all over .. ... that 13 year old girl
[22:05:37] <Nikumubeki> (I've forgotten her name)
[22:06:00] * spe has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[22:06:10] <Nikumubeki> Can't have been siliconchump
[22:07:03] <Nikumubeki> I'm gonna post a thread about these matters
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2006-09-16, 12:42 PM #9
[22:33:16] <spe> Nikumubeki.... sublimechica or something?


Ooh, yeah.

If I get answer to that other question I shall make a MSPaint pic of zits on asscheeks or then not.
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2006-09-16, 12:43 PM #10
i'll answer it if you supply me with a 13 year old girl... for science.
2006-09-16, 1:09 PM #11
He was all over mystic-jupiter wasn't he? The poor girl with schizophrenia who was imagining an anime character at one time or another?

Well, errr... aside from the compulsory NAT! drooling, he was after her, right?
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2006-09-16, 1:17 PM #12
This thread disturbs me, along with its origins.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-09-16, 1:24 PM #13
Apparently I missed all of this. There was a 13 year old girl on these boards? She's probably my age, if this all happened a few years ago like it sounds.
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2006-09-16, 1:26 PM #14
I vaguely remember the Ham Yoyo saga happening in 2001 or so.

As for this dating saga, eh. Kirby brought that up, not me.
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2006-09-16, 2:12 PM #15
-_-

This is all so wrong! I dated a 13 years old girl when I was 18. You silly fools.

>.>
<.<
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2006-09-16, 2:16 PM #16
sublimecha or something?
2006-09-16, 2:19 PM #17
It was sublimchica.

It was weird.
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2006-09-16, 3:39 PM #18
[QUOTE=Daeron the Nerfherder]He was all over mystic-jupiter wasn't he? The poor girl with schizophrenia who was imagining an anime character at one time or another?

Well, errr... aside from the compulsory NAT! drooling, he was after her, right?[/QUOTE]

Who was the guy that had a long ongoing gag with Mystic Jupiter about running to her house, getting there in 30 years, and then showing each other their Depends and playing frisbee with their dentures? I had the thread saved at one point, but lost it in a reformat somewhere. It was the funniest thing I had read until that time.
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2006-09-16, 10:14 PM #19
sublimechica182.

She went to school with Fishstickz/Madquack/myself.

And yeah, that was creepy.
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2006-09-16, 10:15 PM #20
Speaking of funny dating stories, who remembers the Cloud and his teacher thread?


Dude, I still remember that. In my mind, he'll never live that down..
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2006-09-16, 10:25 PM #21
Originally posted by happydud:
Speaking of funny dating stories, who remembers the Cloud and his teacher thread?


Link?
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2006-09-16, 10:36 PM #22
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Also, which massassian dated a 15 year old girl when he was 20?


sarn
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2006-09-16, 10:57 PM #23
Aye, that's true
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2006-09-16, 11:15 PM #24
Yay thanks, NoESC!

Quote:
Speaking of funny dating stories, who remembers the Cloud and his teacher thread?


Yeah, I've got first two pages and some of the third one saved somewhere. I think it spawned over 7 pages in the end.

I would post zits on asscheeks here but I'll let that pass!
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2006-09-17, 4:52 PM #25
Originally posted by happydud:
Speaking of funny dating stories, who remembers the Cloud and his teacher thread?


Dude, I still remember that. In my mind, he'll never live that down..


...you just have to bring this up didn't you? Let's try to forget about the past....Now to stay on the topic, this really happened on Massassi? The only thing I can remember was someone by the name of Mystic Jupiter and that was a very long time ago.
2006-09-17, 4:55 PM #26
Originally posted by Cloud:
...you just have to bring this up didn't you? Let's try to forget about the past....

*goes on to talk about the past*


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2006-09-17, 6:14 PM #27
More accurately, let's try to forget the past that pertains to him. :P
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2006-09-17, 10:53 PM #28
I demand stories and threads if anybody has them.
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