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The funny name contest! >.>
2004-07-01, 6:25 AM #1
Post the funniest names of real people you know. I'll go first.

I know a guy named Les Plack. He's a dentist. No kidding. He's a sucker for puns, too...

Your turn.

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2004-07-01, 6:26 AM #2
There is a kid that was in my old school, his name was Mike Hunt

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2004-07-01, 6:27 AM #3
Jack Mehoff.

Seriously.

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2004-07-01, 7:28 AM #4
I've heard of some guy called "GBK"... that's a pretty funny name.

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2004-07-01, 7:29 AM #5
My last name means eat-puke in Chinese.
What a luck, that I don't own a restaurant.

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2004-07-01, 8:07 AM #6
There used to be a guy in Baie-Comeau called Jean Culle.

Yeah... I guess you have to speak French to understand that one [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-07-01, 9:43 AM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
I know a guy named Les Plack. He's a dentist.</font>
There was a kid whose future was decided for him. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-07-01, 9:45 AM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MaD CoW:
There used to be a guy in Baie-Comeau called Jean Culle.

Yeah... I guess you have to speak French to understand that one [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Haha, that's great. That's French for **** off, is it not? Or maybe I'm thinking of something else.

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2004-07-01, 9:52 AM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
There was a kid whose future was decided for him. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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Actually, he didn't even think about becoming a dentist until he graduated from college, oddly enough.

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2004-07-01, 9:53 AM #10
No, j'encule means, well... umm... there is no way to say it without being crude [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] I guess "anal penetration" would be the best way to say it.

Hey nothing can beat the crew of ***holes in Spaceballs [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-07-01, 9:58 AM #11
In my old school someone was called Robert Smells.

he was ALWAYS called out in assembly.

"can the following pupils please see Mr.Smyth, Adam Peel, Aaron Peters, oh and Robert Smells"

You had to be there [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
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2004-07-01, 3:51 PM #12
There are a lot of people with the last name "Craps" around where I live.

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2004-07-01, 4:24 PM #13
I know a guy named Wang Tan.

Hahahaha, I have trouble saying "hi" to him without laughing.

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2004-07-01, 4:28 PM #14
There's an asian kid at my school whose last name is Lee, and his americanized-fake-name is Roy... Roy Lee... like Leeroy backwards. eh, I thought it was funny. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-01, 4:30 PM #15
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2004-07-01, 4:39 PM #16
I knew a girl who name was "Anita Men". Sounds more like "I need a man". Also knew two asian guys named Dong and Dang and there was a girl named Bich. Also, my brother-in-law knows a guy in the marines whose last name is "Serious". I found that funny when you consider how his superiors probably ask if he was "Serious" when they first meet him, :P.

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2004-07-01, 4:51 PM #17
oh, I used to know some asian kids whose names were yewwy dewwy and lewwy (sp? sp? sp?)... like the donald duck kids

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2004-07-01, 4:56 PM #18
Alotta Fagina [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-01, 4:59 PM #19
Richard Head

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2004-07-01, 4:59 PM #20
Jeff Aider

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2004-07-01, 4:59 PM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
Alotta Fagina [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]</font>

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2004-07-01, 4:59 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SavageX378:
....Also, my brother-in-law knows a guy in the marines whose last name is "Serious".</font>


...His first name wouldnt happen to be "Sam", would it? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-01, 5:20 PM #23
I have an Asian friend called Kai Li. Yeap, everyone calls him Mr Kylie.

Also know a girl called Hayley Davidson. You gotta wonder what some parents were thinking...

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2004-07-01, 6:53 PM #24
My art teacher's name is Art Counts
2004-07-01, 7:07 PM #25
A couple months back, I went to my cousine's college graduation ceremony. Out of the blue, some guy named "Geoffrey Crapper" was called up to the stage. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-07-02, 3:53 AM #26
Nothing really over here... until I name one of my kids 'Wayne'.

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2004-07-02, 4:07 AM #27
I knew a guy once who claimed his dentist's name was Dr. Grenade, but I'm somewhat hesitant to believe him.

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2004-07-02, 4:15 AM #28
Dr. Nightengale (s?). She's a vet... who specializes in birds.

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2004-07-02, 4:21 AM #29
There's a girl in my grade named Ashley Toogood, and yes, it is spelled that way.

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2004-07-02, 7:47 AM #30
Oh, yeahg, and my friends dentist is named Dr. Paine.

I always laugh at that, [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-07-02, 5:05 PM #31
Tim Sweeny from the epic crew.

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