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I'm going to meet Maddox

2006-09-20, 9:00 AM #1

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So me and some buddys are heading to Fairfax Virginia to go to see Maddox at his book signing. Anyone nearby want to join in? Post some ideas for us to do. All of the cool ones are taken. (i.e. drink tabasco sauce, pirate, lumberjack)

Tour locations and pictures

for those who are confused to who Maddox is, go to his site unless you are easily offended.

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2006-09-20, 9:15 AM #2

Jep

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Can I bring a gun along?

hahaha

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2006-09-20, 9:17 AM #3

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Nah. Do that at a later signing.

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2006-09-20, 9:19 AM #4

Molgrew

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When it's your turn for an autograph, fart

2006-09-20, 9:25 AM #5

Rob

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I wish it wasn't for when I was at work.

2006-09-20, 12:52 PM #6

Steven

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Tell him you know that guy who stole a copy of his book.

2006-09-20, 2:03 PM #7

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Heh, that's great. I'll see if he remembers you.

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2006-09-20, 4:29 PM #8

Slayder

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Punch him in the face for me?

2006-09-20, 5:10 PM #9

Phantom-Seraph

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Spook once saw him shopping at the local grocary store a few years ago. Since then I've been afraid to shop there.

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2006-09-20, 6:10 PM #10

mscbuck

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Originally posted by Slayder:

Punch him in the face for me?

Combine that with Pommy's idea to bring a gun along, and I am there

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2006-09-22, 1:30 PM #11

Rob

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Some friends of mine went to the Annapolis signing.

http://gallery.fixertec.net/v/random/MaddoxBookSigning/

One of my friends arm wrestled Maddox and beat him.

2006-09-22, 9:48 PM #12

Emon

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Steven should go with you, and destroy Maddox in a fury of wit for all the public to see.

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2006-09-23, 11:21 AM #13

Whelly

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When I lived in Fairfax in 2000, I went to a JK Rowling book signing. I guess it seems to be the popular place for book signings.

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2006-09-23, 3:27 PM #14

DrkJedi82

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have a guy in a gorilla suit attack you

then you win the fight with one solid puch to the face

then whipe out a large piece of beef jerky and start eating it

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2006-09-23, 6:44 PM #15

MastaX

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I quit reading that guy a year ago.

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2006-09-23, 7:44 PM #16

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I had a chance to see him a couple of weeks ago, but it was raining and I was lazy, so I didn't.

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