I know, i know, i'm a horrible person. My friend Tim IMed me, and was clearly drunk. I decided to have some fun:
Tim: f*** dude hqwta y still dong aayek?
happydud: drink much? :p
Tim: exactly
happydud: thought so. :p
happydud: I'm writing a research paper.
Tim: wtf??
Tim: research the art of drunkeness...sure to get an A
Tim: i swqear
Tim: maybe lol
happydud: This is actually one of the first drunken IM conversations I've ever had.
happydud: What is your view on the hypnothereputic process involving electrostimulai and holographic simulacrum?
Tim: exact,y
Tim: i have no idea
happydud: Postulate!
happydud: THE GREAT PAPERCLIP IN THE SKY DEMANDS IT
Tim: hmm
Tim: *pomndering*
Tim: holographic tend to work and they generally stimulate the brain which is why they work so well
Tim: if they are using it for theruputic processes im all for it
happydud: What about autoerotic therapy?
happydud: and to clarify: that word has nothing to do with cars.
Tim: meaning liek stimulation to ones own body??? wtf is wrong weith you?
Tim: u neeed to be stimulated to women
Tim: lots of thems
happydud: Who do you think killed Nixon?
Tim: the briar!!!
happydud: Friar Tuck?
Tim: or the two that hid behind it
Tim: there was two
Tim: and its not nixon
Tim: its kennedy
happydud: No, I'm not talking about Kennedy
Tim: exactly
happydud: everyone knows hitler killed Kennedy
Tim: no he didnt
happydud: i'm talking about the Nixon assassination.
Tim: mixon wasnt assasinated
Tim: kennedy was
happydud: what about Washingmachine?
Tim: u s0read lies
happydud: What is better, bread of lead?
happydud: HOW DO YOU KILL SUPERMAN
Tim: kryptonite
Tim: bread
Tim: in reverse order
happydud: you can't kill superman with brea
happydud: d
Tim: to your qutestions
happydud: ah, okay.
Tim: gotcha :p
happydud: What would you do if you had a 1967 VW bus, a broadsword, lima beans, and hydrosulfuric acid?
Tim: play WoW!! *****as
Tim: we alrdy had nitroglrycerin
Tim: and a bradword
Tim: and i can ride a ****ing stork
Tim: a bus an lima beans..well ill figure it wout
Tim: ima go pass otu
happydud: have fun
*** Auto-response from Tim: sleep
happydud: thanks for the entertainment.
Tim: f*** dude hqwta y still dong aayek?
happydud: drink much? :p
Tim: exactly
happydud: thought so. :p
happydud: I'm writing a research paper.
Tim: wtf??
Tim: research the art of drunkeness...sure to get an A
Tim: i swqear
Tim: maybe lol
happydud: This is actually one of the first drunken IM conversations I've ever had.
happydud: What is your view on the hypnothereputic process involving electrostimulai and holographic simulacrum?
Tim: exact,y
Tim: i have no idea
happydud: Postulate!
happydud: THE GREAT PAPERCLIP IN THE SKY DEMANDS IT
Tim: hmm
Tim: *pomndering*
Tim: holographic tend to work and they generally stimulate the brain which is why they work so well
Tim: if they are using it for theruputic processes im all for it
happydud: What about autoerotic therapy?
happydud: and to clarify: that word has nothing to do with cars.
Tim: meaning liek stimulation to ones own body??? wtf is wrong weith you?
Tim: u neeed to be stimulated to women
Tim: lots of thems
happydud: Who do you think killed Nixon?
Tim: the briar!!!
happydud: Friar Tuck?
Tim: or the two that hid behind it
Tim: there was two
Tim: and its not nixon
Tim: its kennedy
happydud: No, I'm not talking about Kennedy
Tim: exactly
happydud: everyone knows hitler killed Kennedy
Tim: no he didnt
happydud: i'm talking about the Nixon assassination.
Tim: mixon wasnt assasinated
Tim: kennedy was
happydud: what about Washingmachine?
Tim: u s0read lies
happydud: What is better, bread of lead?
happydud: HOW DO YOU KILL SUPERMAN
Tim: kryptonite
Tim: bread
Tim: in reverse order
happydud: you can't kill superman with brea
happydud: d
Tim: to your qutestions
happydud: ah, okay.
Tim: gotcha :p
happydud: What would you do if you had a 1967 VW bus, a broadsword, lima beans, and hydrosulfuric acid?
Tim: play WoW!! *****as
Tim: we alrdy had nitroglrycerin
Tim: and a bradword
Tim: and i can ride a ****ing stork
Tim: a bus an lima beans..well ill figure it wout
Tim: ima go pass otu
happydud: have fun
*** Auto-response from Tim: sleep
happydud: thanks for the entertainment.
