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Holy Jesus
2006-09-22, 9:47 AM #1
http://www.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/jesuscamp/trailer/
2006-09-22, 9:58 AM #2
****ing mad yanks.

and bastarding godbotherers too, its a deadly combo i dont like the sound of.
2006-09-22, 10:07 AM #3
****ing cults.
2006-09-22, 10:09 AM #4
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]****ing mad yanks.

and bastarding godbotherers too, its a deadly combo i dont like the sound of.[/QUOTE]

Aye.
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2006-09-22, 10:22 AM #5
That's ****ing scary.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-09-22, 10:28 AM #6
Dear lord, that is scary. Religious fundamentalists creep me right the **** out.

Poor kids never had a chance though; they're brainwashed from birth. The people doing this are no better than the Islamic fundamentalists, as far as training their children to hate. Because that's what this is about. And they call it "love". 1984 called, it wants its irony back.
Stuff
2006-09-22, 11:41 AM #7
They programmed that mullet kid so well.
2006-09-22, 12:13 PM #8
Originally posted by kyle90:
Dear lord, that is scary. Religious fundamentalists creep me right the **** out.

Poor kids never had a chance though; they're brainwashed from birth. The people doing this are no better than the Islamic fundamentalists, as far as training their children to hate. Because that's what this is about. And they call it "love". 1984 called, it wants its irony back.


Same here. It's scary as hell. Thank god I live in California.
Pissed Off?
2006-09-22, 12:17 PM #9
Originally posted by Avenger:
Same here. It's scary as hell. Thank god I live in California.


Aren't the Nazi singing girls from California?
2006-09-22, 12:27 PM #10
[QUOTE=Mullet Kid]At five I got saved, 'cause... I just wanted more of life.[/QUOTE]

wow
2006-09-22, 12:37 PM #11
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]Aren't the Nazi singing girls from California?[/QUOTE]


I think so. :(


And it's a shame, because when they got older I'd probably bang both of them.
2006-09-22, 12:44 PM #12
i would watch this movie. to laugh at small children.

from the looks of it, its not a propaganda movie, its giving the same opinion shared here.

"They've taken over the white house, congress...."
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-09-22, 1:33 PM #13
George A. Romero, eat your heart out. Those are some pretty scary zombies right there.
2006-09-22, 2:45 PM #14
Originally posted by Rob:
I think so. :(


And it's a shame, because when they got older I'd probably bang both of them.


Does it surprise you that this exists? I doubt it.
Stuff
2006-09-22, 3:04 PM #15
I just saw the title. I'm NOT going to watch that trailer.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-09-22, 3:44 PM #16
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
I just saw the title. I'm NOT going to watch that trailer.


...I wouldn't advise it. It's scary.
2006-09-22, 4:01 PM #17
Originally posted by Rob:
They programmed that mullet kid so well.


win
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2006-09-22, 4:13 PM #18
I was raised in a Pentecostal cult which is very similar to what you see in that film. While many of us find our way out, there will always be residue from our brainwashing.
2006-09-22, 4:27 PM #19
... thank God I'm not one of them.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-09-22, 5:01 PM #20
Yeah, you're worse.

It worries me to think that these children are the future of tomarrow somewhere. :psyduck:
2006-09-22, 5:25 PM #21
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
... thank God I'm not one of them.


Oh dear, this is going to be a fun thread. And I thought my weekend would be without entertainment.
Stuff
2006-09-22, 5:42 PM #22
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
... thank God I'm not one of them.

Holy motherkaking irony!
2006-09-22, 6:09 PM #23
Us normal christians are disgusted by them (and gold) even more than you are. Have pity on us; we are so embarassed by their existence.
Wikissassi sucks.
2006-09-22, 8:01 PM #24
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/JoZ/Bad_Religion_01s.jpg]
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2006-09-22, 8:08 PM #25
Where's the thanks for not littering your mind picture?
2006-09-22, 8:30 PM #26
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
... thank God I'm not one of them.




I don't even have to make fun of you for that.

You've effectively bashed yourself. I call for a ban. If I can't bash you, why should you get to bash yourself?
2006-09-22, 8:35 PM #27
>_<'
Attachment: 14128/litter.jpg (7,528 bytes)
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2006-09-22, 8:50 PM #28
Cool Zarn, I love that pic.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-09-22, 9:29 PM #29
Who was it that said "I like Jesus, I just hate his fan club."
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2006-09-22, 9:36 PM #30
I love how this trailer has no message. At the end when the lady's going "This means war! This means war!", I'm thinking to myself, "What means war?"
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2006-09-22, 9:49 PM #31
I was humming a song when I clicked on that link. I didn't know what it was. Then I saw the title at the top of the Firefox window. I stopped humming before I realized I was doing it. Then I closed the window.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2006-09-22, 9:59 PM #32
I can't stand it when these fundamentalist idiots try to shove Christianity down people's throats like they (christians) are the only important human beings on earth.

Don't get me wrong; I am a devoted follower of God, but these people just embarrass the CRAP outta me. They misrepresent Christianity and how it is supposed to be shared.

:psyduck:
2006-09-22, 11:31 PM #33
Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/JoZ/Bad_Religion_01s.jpg]

Best use of the Crossbuster ever.

I'm not sure if I can watch that, because I grew up with quite a few kids who turned out that way. Hell, I'm surprised I didn't. Though I suppose the church I attended was really fairly tame when compared to others I've seen and read about. Nobody's tried to 'intervene' and deprogram me, at least.
2006-09-23, 11:57 AM #34
I see very little wrong with that movie, if anything.

Those children are moved by God in a powerful way, and I honestly think that is a good thing. They are more radical and loud than I would ever be, but just from that trailer I can't condemn them.

Right on.
2006-09-23, 12:02 PM #35
No one is condemning he kids. They don't know any better. It's the brainwash tactics used by the Christian Fundamentalists that people take issue with.
Pissed Off?
2006-09-23, 12:06 PM #36
Yes. This is true. Few things agravate me as much as people being brainwashed to a point where logic fails to mean anything, and truth gets lost in what someone has said rather than how something really is.
2006-09-23, 1:17 PM #37
Originally posted by Axis:
Those children are moved by God in a powerful way, and I honestly think that is a good thing. They are more radical and loud than I would ever be, but just from that trailer I can't condemn them.


But why not let them discover their faith on their own? It seems like their beliefs were drilled in, and they are repeating what adults have been telling them instead of them following what they find true.
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2006-09-23, 4:59 PM #38
Some people are just stupid. They can't think for themselves. To function, they must be trained in some way. I'd rather they were brainwashed by the Bible than by The Alphabet of Manliness. (Unless they are female.)
Wikissassi sucks.
2006-09-23, 5:24 PM #39
Of course there's really no way to know that when you start when a kid is 5.
Pissed Off?
2006-09-23, 5:45 PM #40
I think that clip provides substantial evidence that god is a myth. I mean if he was real, why would he save someone only to go on letting them think mullets are ok?
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