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Osama bin Laden...Dead or not?
2006-09-23, 6:28 AM #1
What's going on?

Reuters reports.

I guess wait and see...
2006-09-23, 6:30 AM #2
Lol French Newspaper Hahalol French Wits Are Flying
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2006-09-23, 7:59 AM #3
Never trust the French.
2006-09-23, 8:06 AM #4
I don't trust it. They haven't had any information on his whereabouts for god knows how long. They have in fact totally lost track of him, and now suddenly they have 'trustworthy Saudi sources' who tell them this.

Maybe it's a smoke curtain from Bin himself, or it's a provocation to lure him into broadcasting a new message so they can trace him. Could be anything really.
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2006-09-23, 9:34 AM #5
Smells like BS from a mile away
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2006-09-23, 9:51 AM #6
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2006-09-23, 10:34 AM #7
It's not like it matters.
2006-09-23, 10:48 AM #8
Originally posted by Wolfy:
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LOL! :D
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2006-09-23, 11:26 AM #9
I sure hope not... then who would collect the bounty on him. :psyduck:
2006-09-23, 11:27 AM #10
Originally posted by Wolfy:
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<3
2006-09-23, 11:35 AM #11
Wolfy wins.
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2006-09-23, 11:48 AM #12
Haven't the experts known it for a long time?
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2006-09-23, 12:29 PM #13
Originally posted by lassev:
Haven't the experts known it for a long time?
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2006-09-23, 12:33 PM #14
I wouldn't be surprised it Osama's alive and has been in U.S. custody for years.
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2006-09-23, 12:36 PM #15
That would make a whole lot of sense. No, really, it would.
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2006-09-23, 12:48 PM #16
Don't you think it's possible that his custody could be kept a secret? Imagine what would happen if Osama were unveiled right before the November elections. I'm not saying we do have him in custody. I'm saying it's an interesting possibility.
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2006-09-23, 12:50 PM #17
That was said last election.
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2006-09-23, 12:56 PM #18
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Don't you think it's possible that his custody could be kept a secret? Imagine what would happen if Osama were unveiled right before the November elections. I'm not saying we do have him in custody. I'm saying it's an interesting possibility.


Someone's been reading too many conspiracy theories lately.
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2006-09-23, 12:57 PM #19
No. Conspiracy theorists make claims.
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2006-09-23, 12:59 PM #20
Never said your were one, but what you said is a theory, none the less. ;)
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2006-09-23, 1:01 PM #21
But the difference is I never fanatically claimed the theory was true. I said it was an interesting possibility.
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2006-09-23, 1:09 PM #22
Yeah, I got that. Hence, I never called you a conspiracy theorist.
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2006-09-23, 1:33 PM #23
Freelancer; you can read conspiracy theories and not be a conspiracy theorist. However, your immediate deffensivness is suggestive.
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2006-09-23, 1:38 PM #24
How can anyone be anything other than dead or alive? :psyduck:
My blawgh.
2006-09-23, 1:40 PM #25
Well, you can argue that a brain-dead person is between "dead" and "alive."
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2006-09-23, 2:38 PM #26
He is a Nazgul. Niether living or dead.
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2006-09-23, 2:45 PM #27
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Don't you think it's possible that his custody could be kept a secret? Imagine what would happen if Osama were unveiled right before the November elections. I'm not saying we do have him in custody. I'm saying it's an interesting possibility.


November 2004 called. It wants its rumor back.
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2006-09-23, 3:01 PM #28
1973 called.
It wants that pie you owe it.
2006-09-23, 3:04 PM #29
he is alive and works at a mcdonalds in ohio under the name Joe Smith...



NOTE: this was meant as a joke do not go to every mcdonalds in ohio looking for joe smith
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2006-09-23, 3:08 PM #30
If he was living in Ohio, there is no reason to find and punish him. He is already in punishment.
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2006-09-23, 3:18 PM #31
[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]November 2004 called. It wants its rumor back.[/QUOTE]

David Spade called. He wants his jokes back.
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2006-09-23, 3:28 PM #32
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Don't you think it's possible that his custody could be kept a secret? Imagine what would happen if Osama were unveiled right before the November elections. I'm not saying we do have him in custody. I'm saying it's an interesting possibility.

DON THE ALUMINUM HATS!

OH TEH NOES.

But seriously, that's the most idiotic thing I've heard in a while. Is it possible? Yes. Is it also possible the Illuminati exists? Yes. Is it also possible Christianity is an elaborate scam to take over the world? Yes.

Is it at all probable?

No.
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2006-09-23, 3:34 PM #33
Originally posted by Echoman:
If he was living in Ohio, there is no reason to find and punish him. He is already in punishment.

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2006-09-23, 3:45 PM #34
doesn't matter, he's just the PR man anyway :P
2006-09-23, 3:47 PM #35
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Is it also possible the Illuminati exists?[/QUOTE]
The Bavarian Illuminati was very real, but not at all the same as the common meaning of "Illuminati."
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2006-09-23, 3:50 PM #36
pff, don't you people know that the Illuminati is under the control of alien reptile-people working for Satan?

DUH
2006-09-23, 4:37 PM #37
Of course we don't have Osama Bin Laden in custody. We can't find him.

-You know why? Because he's hiding.
2006-09-23, 4:39 PM #38
Originally posted by Emon:
The Bavarian Illuminati was very real, but not at all the same as the common meaning of "Illuminati."



Hehe, Illuminati.

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2006-09-23, 4:43 PM #39
Originally posted by Jarl:
Of course we don't have Osama Bin Laden in custody. We can't find him.

-You know why? Because he's hiding.


Well, that was informative. :P
Pissed Off?
2006-09-23, 4:47 PM #40
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I wouldn't be surprised it Osama's alive and has been in U.S. custody for years.

Kind of like Victor Drazen then, eh?
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