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Jackass: Number Two
2006-09-23, 6:07 PM #1
Ok, so today, I went to see Jackass:Number Two. Let me just say, it's the funniest thing I have seen all year. I am even willing to go as far and say it was better than the first one.

You have your gags, you incredibly stupid stunts, it was all great. At one point, I even fell out of my chair because I laughed so hard. What were your opinions on it?
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-09-23, 6:09 PM #2
Since someone who enjoys jackass says it's better than the first one, I have to assume that the second one is probably more retarded.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-09-23, 6:18 PM #3
and you expect jackass to be anything but retarded?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-09-23, 6:30 PM #4
I kinda want to see it, but I don't want to spend $8.25 to see it. Plus, none of my friends like Jackass.
DO NOT WANT.
2006-09-23, 6:32 PM #5
I think I'm going to see it tonight. Hopefully there won't be any more papercut segments. That's the only thing in the first movie that really bothered me.
2006-09-23, 6:32 PM #6
"Hey guys, it's cool to hate things that are funny!"

Yeah, the stunts are stupid. Yeah, the people are stupid. But seriously, it's like watching "America's Funniest Home Videos"--everyone does it, or has done it, and everyone laughs if they watch it. It's hilarious and awesome.

Go f***ing see it.
D E A T H
2006-09-23, 6:45 PM #7
I hate america's funniest home videos. I hate Jackass. What's wrong with hating something? You tend to hate a lot of things, DJ Yoshi.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-09-23, 6:48 PM #8
I'll pick it on when it comes out on DVD. Can't see paying $9.00 to see a movie.
MastaX
2006-09-23, 6:51 PM #9
Where the heck do you guys live?

Cost me 4 bucks here in wisconsin
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-09-23, 6:55 PM #10
Central Florida (Maitland to be precise).
MastaX
2006-09-23, 6:59 PM #11
Originally posted by petmc20:
Where the heck do you guys live?

Cost me 4 bucks here in wisconsin


Hasn't cost $4 to get into a movie here in at least 12 years.
Pissed Off?
2006-09-23, 7:00 PM #12
We actually still have "Dollar Movie" theatres here in Central Fl.

Most places are $.50 during the day and $1.00 after 6PM.
MastaX
2006-09-23, 7:20 PM #13
I though the first one was horrible, thank god I didn't spend money on it.
2006-09-23, 7:21 PM #14
just got back from it. it was pretty funny stuff.
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-09-23, 8:44 PM #15
Originally posted by MastaX:
We actually still have "Dollar Movie" theatres here in Central Fl.

Most places are $.50 during the day and $1.00 after 6PM.


Don't they smell bad?

Anyway, is there alot of midget abuse in the movie?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-09-23, 8:45 PM #16
it was awesome.
2006-09-23, 8:46 PM #17
My god. Awesome.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-09-23, 8:59 PM #18
Originally posted by petmc20:
Where the heck do you guys live?

Cost me 4 bucks here in wisconsin

Cheap! We pay $AUS15 for a movie out here, that works out to $US11.27
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2006-09-23, 9:15 PM #19
Notice how they removed all the scenes with Don Vito in them because of his recent arrest :ninja:
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-09-23, 9:28 PM #20
More on Don. Click.
MastaX
2006-09-23, 9:34 PM #21
I'll wait for it to be available elsewhere. Our theater here is $8.75, and it takes several months for movies to make it to the dollar theater, if they do at all.
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2006-09-23, 9:49 PM #22
Costs an average of 11$CDN to "Watch" movies here.
And by "watch" i mean be hassled with 20 minutes of commercials.
THAT is why noone goes to cinema anymore! not a ****ing "Box Office slump"
/rant
2006-09-23, 9:53 PM #23
Dunno about you, but in the civilized part of Canada the theatres are always packed.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-09-23, 10:27 PM #24
Wow, that was easily better than the first movie, and most of the series. The ending has to be the best part, though. That, and the Knoxville riding the rocket.
2006-09-23, 10:37 PM #25
yeah, i watched it.. it was really funny.. couldn't get myself to stop talkin about it (brother, co-workers.. basically anyone who hadn't seen it yet.)

Don't remember the first one too well, but from what I remember this one has better gags

I'd recommend watching it.
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2006-09-23, 11:13 PM #26
Seriously, go watch it.

If you don't you hate life.
D E A T H
2006-09-23, 11:44 PM #27
I saw it opening night.

I've gotta say, the first stunt was the only one that made me physically cringe. I mean, I was shaking after that one. My god...

But they are all excellent. I especially like the Big Red Rocket stunt. :D
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-09-24, 5:49 AM #28
Originally posted by MastaX:
More on Don. Click.



it really does beg the question... based on what we have seen of don vito i have to ask does he have some kind of mental disorder?
eat right, exercise, die anyway

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