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Jaguar Penis
2006-09-23, 11:42 PM #1
He was a great ruler of Maya.

Post other interesting things you've learned from school.
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2006-09-23, 11:43 PM #2
It's estimated 8% of the population of England believe the wrong man is their biological father.
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2006-09-24, 1:02 AM #3
I have a twin half sister.
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2006-09-24, 1:18 AM #4
They call it stainless steel because it's steel.
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2006-09-24, 1:24 AM #5
I've learned that the integral over a closed surface of the dot product of a vector field and an element of the surface area is equal to the integral over the volume enclosed by said surface of the divergence of the vector field.
Stuff
2006-09-24, 1:28 AM #6
I learnt that there is no such a inflection as 'catched'.

I should remember it, though :P
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2006-09-24, 1:34 AM #7
Being told to keep your eye on the ball is actually bad advice.
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2006-09-24, 1:41 AM #8
Originally posted by kyle90:
I've learned that the integral over a closed surface of the dot product of a vector field and an element of the surface area is equal to the integral over the volume enclosed by said surface of the divergence of the vector field.


great. so you quote some vector calc and you're hot **** now? wasnt the point of the topic.
2006-09-24, 1:43 AM #9
Apotheosis
Glorification, deification
To become a God

-I like the word. It has... a ring to it.
2006-09-24, 2:06 AM #10
Originally posted by kyle90:
I've learned that the integral over a closed surface of the dot product of a vector field and an element of the surface area is equal to the integral over the volume enclosed by said surface of the divergence of the vector field.

And what has this ever done for humanity?
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2006-09-24, 2:15 AM #11
I learnt that lagomorphs (ie rabbits and hares) have a pre-penile scrotum.
2006-09-24, 2:22 AM #12
Originally posted by Recusant:
I learnt that lagomorphs (ie rabbits and hares) have a pre-penile scrotum.

The kind primates have?
That's the best kind.

-... Not that, you know, I've compared, or anything...
2006-09-24, 2:46 AM #13
Lol, no.
It means that if you had the same *ahem* configuration as a rabbit. Your testicles would be above your penis :eek:
2006-09-27, 2:12 PM #14
Beans above the frank?

-Like in Something About Mary? Youch.
2006-09-27, 2:17 PM #15
77% of University students in England don't iron their clothes.
2006-09-27, 2:26 PM #16
42% of Uni students in britain shop in either LIDL or ALDI.
nope.
2006-09-27, 2:32 PM #17
Originally posted by ragna:
great. so you quote some vector calc and you're hot **** now? wasnt the point of the topic.


Haha, someone feels inadequate. :P

Originally posted by Freelancer:
And what has this ever done for humanity?


In the form of the Gauss Law? Oh, I dunno, maybe everything to do with electricity?

(Yes I realize you were both joking. Don't sweat it. :) )
Stuff
2006-09-27, 2:43 PM #18
I learned that college books cost 96 dollars.

-The hard way. :(
2006-09-27, 5:07 PM #19
Originally posted by Freelancer:
And what has this ever done for humanity?


Make math students miserable...
2006-09-27, 5:23 PM #20
Originally posted by Jarl:
I learned that college books cost 96 dollars.

-The hard way. :(


You got a cheap one. A really cheap one. Be thankful.
Warhead[97]
2006-09-27, 5:33 PM #21
One of mine cost $150.

I learned that business classes suck.

2006-09-27, 7:24 PM #22
What I learned in school today, coupled with homework and a bit of thinking: it's only going to get worse.

And it's really become apparent since I started 8th grade. The teachers are loading us with homework, compared to what we're used to from earlier years. Hour, hour and a half a night. Not bad considering what it could be.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-09-27, 10:14 PM #23
Homework isn't why you should be worried about school.

And gah I'm a senior and I have like seriously 4-6 hrs of homework a night.

n you do the hw to learn, not so you can turn it in or whatever and actually affect your grade (that's why it isn't what you worry about. It's just something you do).
一个大西瓜
2006-09-27, 10:40 PM #24
5/4 people understand fractions in a recent poll.
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2006-09-27, 11:20 PM #25
Originally posted by Recusant:
I learnt that lagomorphs (ie rabbits and hares) have a pre-penile scrotum.


As opposed to a post-penile scrotum?
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2006-09-28, 1:13 AM #26
To determine which of your eyes is dominant, open both eyes and point your finger at a distant object. Close one eye, then the other. If your finger is still pointing to the object when one eye is open, that eye is your dominant eye.

I am right-handed, but left-eyed.
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2006-09-28, 7:32 PM #27
Originally posted by ragna:
great. so you quote some vector calc and you're hot **** now? wasnt the point of the topic.


jealous?
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2006-09-28, 8:38 PM #28
[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]To determine which of your eyes is dominant, open both eyes and point your finger at a distant object. Close one eye, then the other. If your finger is still pointing to the object when one eye is open, that eye is your dominant eye.

I am right-handed, but left-eyed.[/QUOTE]Neither. :confused: When I have both eyes open at the same time it is between both images.
2006-09-28, 9:35 PM #29
I've learned that missing two weeks of college classes, barely going to classes for another two weeks, and skimming the textbooks instead of reading them does not prevent me from doing well on tests as long as I know what the vocabulary words mean.

I really should start doing the homework for my college courses. I just thank god that tests make up about 70% of my final grade.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2006-09-28, 9:37 PM #30
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Neither. :confused: When I have both eyes open at the same time it is between both images.

It means you have cancer.
DO NOT WANT.
2006-09-28, 9:53 PM #31
I learned recently that I can build a rail gun in my back yard for less then the amount that I would owe the US government, if I paid them a dollar for every day they threw me in jail for doing it.
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2006-09-28, 10:05 PM #32
Originally posted by Alan:
I learned recently that I can build a rail gun in my back yard for less then the amount that I would owe the US government, if I paid them a dollar for every day they threw me in jail for doing it.
Using a magnetron out of a Walmart microwave oven you could build a microwave-powered cannon that can fire a standard rifle bullet at the speed of sound, but only if the barrel is 10.3 km long.

At least according to my calculations.
2006-09-28, 10:20 PM #33
On a streetlight, green means go and yellow means yield. But with banannas it's the exact opposite; Green means hold on, and yellow means it's just right... and red means "Where the F*** did you get that bananna?!"
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

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2006-09-28, 10:35 PM #34
2+2 = 5

wait a second...
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2006-09-28, 10:36 PM #35
The yellow light means go faster.
2006-09-29, 5:24 PM #36
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Neither. :confused: When I have both eyes open at the same time it is between both images.

Make a diamond with your hands, thumbs down and fingers up. Focus on an object through the diamond. Bring the diamond to your eye, keeping the object centered, until you touch your face.

-That's your dominant eye. Left for me.
2006-09-29, 9:56 PM #37
Originally posted by Jarl:
Make a diamond with your hands, thumbs down and fingers up. Focus on an object through the diamond. Bring the diamond to your eye, keeping the object centered, until you touch your face.
My dominant eye is my nose.
2006-09-29, 10:14 PM #38
I learned in Physics class that Australians string together random letters and call it a word.
Ban Jin!
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2006-09-29, 11:14 PM #39
Originally posted by Jon`C:
My dominant eye is my nose.

He's right, you have the cancer.

-Or you're doing it wrong.
2006-09-29, 11:23 PM #40
No I'm doing it right. I'm ambidextrous too, which might have something to do with it.
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