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Head massager worth it?
2006-09-27, 7:15 PM #1
Hello. I am thinking about buying this http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__AR009 for a friend for his birthday. It only costs like 40$ and it seems cool. But im wondering "is it worth the buy? Does it really make u feel better". Please help me with my decision thank you.
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2006-09-27, 7:18 PM #2
O.o
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2006-09-27, 7:19 PM #3
Dear god that's ugly.
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2006-09-27, 7:29 PM #4
You, know if some one gave me a head massager, I'd think it was a joke.
2006-09-27, 7:32 PM #5
I don't know about u, but it might make v, w, or x feel better.
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2006-09-27, 7:34 PM #6
...

:ninja:

Does it vibrate?
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2006-09-27, 7:37 PM #7
http://www.brookstone.com/store/product.asp?product_code=IPILLOW&search_type=search&search_words=ipod&prodtemp=t1&cm_re=Result*R4C2*A

http://www.brookstone.com/store/product.asp?product_code=526145&search_type=search&search_words=ipod&prodtemp=t1

well i was thinking of getting the person those items but they are out of stock....
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2006-09-27, 7:58 PM #8
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
You, know if some one gave me a head massager, I'd think it was a joke.


Although I think I might like this, I agree
2006-09-27, 9:29 PM #9
If you're going to get a head massager, get a tingler.
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2006-09-27, 9:33 PM #10
I agree with avenger.


but anyway that first one =
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2006-09-27, 9:33 PM #11
I bet he'd be happier with some meth.
2006-09-27, 9:37 PM #12
If you're making a sci-fi movie, yes.
2006-09-27, 10:13 PM #13
Heh, probably not. A better gift would be to pay for a day at some spa or something, if he's into that. Most guys would love it, although most would never ever admit it.

If it feels anywhere near as good as the scalp massages you get in elementary school where they check for lice, it's worth several hundred easy.
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2006-09-27, 11:22 PM #14
Dude that is the coolest looking hat ever.

I'd wear it all of the time.

You can buy it for me.
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2006-09-28, 12:12 AM #15
that is the most retarded thing ever

buy him a prostitute instead
2006-09-28, 4:22 AM #16
Originally posted by Avenger:
If you're going to get a head massager, get a tingler.

Ahhhhh those things are great, unless you have dandruff.

A good head massage feels very nice indeed.
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2006-09-28, 4:31 AM #17
You could easily make those two gifts that are basically headphones stitched to various objects. For the prices of those two combined, you could make a headphone pillow, sleep mask, surgical mask, sunglasses, and hat. With the money saved on shipping, you could also make a watch, soft drink holder, and pair of headphones with a smaller pair of headphones attached to them.

And nothing says you put thought into a gift like presenting something barely held together with duct tape.

Or go with the head massager and give your friend a not-so-subtle hint that you'd prefer he were a cyborg, in which case the duct tape is still useful. The choice is yours.
2006-09-28, 5:06 PM #18
Someone in my family once bought a neck massager. It had this shallow U-shaped thing you were supposed to rest your neck in, and a ball on either side of the top of the U that moved in a circular pattern. The thing could honestly have been used as a torture device, my neck hurt for a week after I tried it.

It looked something like this:
[http://www.moonmeditations.com/giftstore/images/27039.jpg]

I guess the moral of the story is, whatever you get him, try it first. Just because it says it's a massager doesn't mean it's fit to be used by a human being.
2006-09-28, 5:21 PM #19
Oh, that head.

Ugly model.
2006-09-28, 5:36 PM #20
um okay so that guy in the picture has glowing blue laser beam eyes
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2006-09-28, 11:42 PM #21
Okay so I was scrolling down the main page just now, and reread this thread title as "Head master worth it?"
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2006-09-28, 11:43 PM #22
Originally posted by Aglar:
It looked something like this:
[http://www.moonmeditations.com/giftstore/images/27039.jpg]

...it looks like some kind of demented sybian.
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2006-09-29, 12:09 AM #23
Hahahahaa ha h ah h hahah h h ah ha hh a h aha hha

ahhhhhhhh

haaaaaaaaaa


Jeez that's cool

I'd get it, but I have quite the buoyant afro that would disable me from using it
2006-09-29, 2:42 PM #24
Head On!
2006-09-29, 3:25 PM #25
Originally posted by Aglar:
Someone in my family once bought a neck massager. It had this shallow U-shaped thing you were supposed to rest your neck in, and a ball on either side of the top of the U that moved in a circular pattern. The thing could honestly have been used as a torture device, my neck hurt for a week after I tried it.

It looked something like this:
[http://www.moonmeditations.com/giftstore/images/27039.jpg]

I guess the moral of the story is, whatever you get him, try it first. Just because it says it's a massager doesn't mean it's fit to be used by a human being.


Hahaha.

Sorry, that thing just reminds me of black books.
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2006-09-29, 4:45 PM #26
Originally posted by Emon:
If it feels anywhere near as good as the scalp massages you get in elementary school where they check for lice, it's worth several hundred easy.


I am SO glad I wasn't the only one to love those...
2006-09-30, 9:12 AM #27
Look, I'm a prostitute robot from the future!
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2006-09-30, 11:18 AM #28
[QUOTE=Murc XIII]I am SO glad I wasn't the only one to love those...[/QUOTE]
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