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High School Streaker: Ocean's 11 Style
2006-09-28, 3:24 PM #1
Alright, so get this. We had a streaker at the pep rally last night. It may not seem like a big deal, "Just another streaker" but the way he pulled it off simply astounds me and impresses me.

Issac Ortega, a senior, got his friends to get into the sewer system and lay some ropes down for him a week before the pep rally. Once the ropes were in place, he would craw through the drains using a skateboard on his stomach. They had used crowbars the night before to loosen the sewer exit in the endzone of the football field. Once he was to be on the field, he would streak across it like planned, and jump the fence at the far end. Once there, he would have a getaway truck waiting for him. It was ingenious.

The first part of the plan went well. He Climbed down into the parking lot sewer and made his way to the sewer's endzone exit. Once there, he took off his clothes and climbed up the metal rungs of the sewer. When he emerged from the sewer, everyone in the stands got up to cheer. By the time the administration had realized he had come out of the sewer, he was in full stride. He was like a majestic beast running across the field. It was hilarious to watch. He was wearing nothing but boots and a monkey mask.

He had made it over the fence and everyone went to the side of the stands he was running away from. The admin chased after him in small carts and tried to cut him off, but he was too quick. This is where the problem started. His getaway truck hadn't arrived.

He ran around a ceptic mound in circles while the admin and other students were chasing him. The truck finally arrived and he dashed for it. By the time he had gotten in, the admin karts had them surrounded.

Issac was fined $150 for his 10 minutes of fame, but all the students at the rally, including myself, pitched in to pay for his ticket. $211 was the amount of the donations he recieved.

I'm just astounded at how well it was pulled off and how clever it was.

Thoughts anyone?

edit: So there is no confusion, the field is an American Football field, not a soccer field
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2006-09-28, 3:38 PM #2
That is very awesome. Like, some kind of ninja of nudity!
My blawgh.
2006-09-28, 3:53 PM #3
The dumbass should have confirmed the presence of the getaway vehicle before he began. But still, that's awesome.
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2006-09-28, 4:02 PM #4
I hope he kicked his friend's ***. Good, nonetheless though. Well thought out :P
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2006-09-28, 4:04 PM #5
Why bother with the sewer though? Can't he just run out of the stands naked?

PS: Any pics? ;)
2006-09-28, 4:13 PM #6
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Why bother with the sewer though? Can't he just run out of the stands naked?

PS: Any pics? ;)[/QUOTE]

I will actually be providing a censored video by monday
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-09-28, 4:19 PM #7
Damn, censored.
2006-09-28, 4:37 PM #8
Don't worry Vinny, it was a cold Wisconsin night, there wasn't much to see ;)
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"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-09-28, 4:39 PM #9
Wow.

Sucks that the get-away truck didn't come in time after all that. What happened with that?
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2006-09-28, 4:40 PM #10
I'm sure they weren't sewer pipes. Probably drain pipes that drain standing water from the parkinglot or something.

Anyway, I can't wait to see the video. Especially with the carts.
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2006-09-28, 6:25 PM #11
hahaha, sounds like good times
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2006-09-28, 6:49 PM #12
For something so well planned so well, the getaway truck mishap does seem really weird. I can't wait for the video, though. I'm suprised he didn't get more than just a $150 fine, I thought streaking was public indecency / indecent exposure, which could lead to more than that?
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2006-09-28, 6:50 PM #13
lol, hurry up on the vid!

Did he get expelled?
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2006-09-28, 7:21 PM #14
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
For something so well planned so well, the getaway truck mishap does seem really weird. I can't wait for the video, though. I'm suprised he didn't get more than just a $150 fine, I thought streaking was public indecency / indecent exposure, which could lead to more than that?



yeah... for all the planning nobody thought "walkie-talkies would be a good idea to make sure everyone is in place"
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2006-09-29, 2:09 AM #15
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
lol, hurry up on the vid!

Did he get expelled?


No, he got fined.


That is the most awesome streaker story I've ever heard.
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2006-09-29, 3:26 PM #16
Really?

I guessing there are alot of hardcore streaking incidents in history.
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2006-09-29, 4:14 PM #17
Originally posted by petmc20:
edit: So there is no confusion, the field is an American Football field, not a soccer field


That would make sense, considering with "soccer" it's called a pitch and not a field.
nope.
2006-09-29, 5:02 PM #18
No, a pitch is what you play cricket on. Yanks only play soccer on FIELDS.
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2006-09-29, 6:06 PM #19
Awesome story although it is kind of dumb that the well-planned streak failed because someone wasn't ready for the getaway.
2006-09-29, 7:58 PM #20
Retarded.

I'm glad he got caught.
2006-09-29, 9:20 PM #21
If it had been something like Ocean's 11, he;d have gotten away with it.
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2006-09-29, 10:33 PM #22
-Like- oceans 11 Avenger, -like-.

Close to, but no cigar.
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2006-09-30, 6:57 AM #23
Originally posted by Rob:
Retarded.

I'm glad he got caught.


You can't honestly expect us to believe that you've never streaked.
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2006-09-30, 9:25 AM #24
I don't think anyone has ever seen Rob naked.
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2006-09-30, 10:14 AM #25
And if you did, it's not like there would be anything to see anyways.

*ZING*
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2006-09-30, 10:20 AM #26
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I'm sure they weren't sewer pipes. Probably drain pipes that drain standing water from the parkinglot or something.

Anyway, I can't wait to see the video. Especially with the carts.



My thoughts exactly. Probably a concrete storm drain, as sanitary sewers are like 20' below ground and are about 8" diameter!

Good story, Im sure he'll have something to tell his grandchildren
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2006-09-30, 1:51 PM #27
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
And if you did, it's not like there would be anything to see anyways.

*ZING*



Atleast I wouldn't have to suffer through the ebarassment of someone seeing my DBZ underwear like you. Or reading my ****ty DBZ fanboy crap story on the internet. Or being in a clan after turning 13.





People have seen me naked. You can ask my ex-girlfriend if you really want to.
2006-09-30, 3:39 PM #28
Originally posted by Rob:
Atleast I wouldn't have to suffer through the ebarassment of someone seeing my DBZ underwear like you. Or reading my ****ty DBZ fanboy crap story on the internet. Or being in a clan after turning 13.





People have seen me naked. You can ask my ex-girlfriend if you really want to.

Cause we all know clans are only for losers, rejects and little kids :v:
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2006-09-30, 8:39 PM #29
meh, that's what you get for zinging your own joke =p
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2006-10-02, 4:49 AM #30
Originally posted by petmc20:
I will actually be providing a censored video by monday


*bump*

It's monday! w00t :psyduck:
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-10-02, 7:18 AM #31
Today I saw that there is a Streaker video game.
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-10-02, 3:31 PM #32
The avi. is ready to go. Only problem is I don't have any blank discs to transfer it :psyduck:

I couldn't possibly send it. That would be like trying to put your penis through the eye of a needle.

It will be ready by tomorrow evening by the latest
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"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-10-02, 3:34 PM #33
Originally posted by petmc20:
I couldn't possibly send it. That would be like trying to put your penis through the eye of a needle.


Let Jepman try.
2006-10-02, 3:48 PM #34
Oh Snap
DO NOT WANT.
2006-10-02, 3:51 PM #35
Originally posted by petmc20:
I couldn't possibly send it. That would be like trying to put your penis through the eye of a needle.


It's not that hard. .(
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