Between birds & bees, and sex.

"Well boys are like bees, they sting then they swell up for 9 months." - Mr. A on the Birds & the Bees.

That's a direct quote from my teacher.

2 part thread. 1. Did you see the connection before this thread? 2. What have you learned from school that you DIDN'T expect to learn, or were random things a teacher said.

I'm Jepman lol

You're teacher is a moron. That isn't why they call it that.

I didn't take him seriously, but it's the best explanation I've gotten for that dumbass comparison.

I've never heard the explanation. It would simply explode inside my mind

He's a moron, the real reason is *sniped*....

Now see, when a bird loves a bee....

The bee stings its *** and dies?

Everything I know about buttsex I learned in year 6.