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Yay! Nuclear tests!
2006-10-03, 4:34 AM #1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5402018.stm

We're all gonna die!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(This post would be miles better with the music from the Magic Roundabout)
2006-10-03, 4:39 AM #2
Eh many nations have conducted nuclear tests.

Explosions are cool.
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2006-10-03, 4:44 AM #3
Aye - I'm having a bit of a dance in the office!

Woooooooooooooo :D
2006-10-03, 8:34 AM #4
This country is starting to worry me; although I'm sure it's just paranoia:

Nukes?
2006-10-03, 8:38 AM #5
The nuke will be a dud, so they'll just release digitally edited footage of someone yelling "KABOOM" and say it was another brilliant success of glorious North Korea.
Stuff
2006-10-03, 8:43 AM #6
It's like the playground bullies trying to take lunch money from the class wimp.
2006-10-03, 8:55 AM #7
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]It's like the playground bullies trying to take lunch money from the class wimp.[/QUOTE]
amerika being the bully?
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2006-10-03, 12:43 PM #8
Live footage of the testing.

Ok so I rediscovered that website after years. Sue me. Or don't. Please don't.
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2006-10-03, 12:53 PM #9
Oh it's Christmas at ground zero, just seconds left to go...
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2006-10-03, 3:17 PM #10
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]It's like the playground bullies trying to take lunch money from the class wimp.[/QUOTE]

The wimp being someone paranoid and delusional in the head?
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2006-10-03, 4:54 PM #11
...With a huge whooping gun?
2006-10-03, 5:02 PM #12
...a huge gun...and pointing it at the bully, which designed that gun, and then added a dozen generations of technology, and then mass produced it, and can at any moment have a few thousand shooting directly at your head.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-10-03, 5:09 PM #13
Exactly.
North Korea might level Seol. But everyone else will freaking glass NK.
2006-10-03, 6:41 PM #14
Someone push the shiny red button all ready?
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-10-03, 6:43 PM #15
When Bush was put into office they de-activated it...
[Dont take that seriously]
2006-10-03, 6:46 PM #16
You need some wit to make a Bush joke.
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2006-10-03, 6:47 PM #17
Yeah that was lame.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-10-03, 6:54 PM #18
Yes it was lame.
Yes i couldn't help it.
2006-10-03, 8:13 PM #19
Originally posted by kyle90:
The nuke will be a dud, so they'll just release digitally edited footage of someone yelling "KABOOM" and say it was another brilliant success of glorious North Korea.


I swear, every time I see that word, glorious, I always think of it being said by a klingon in that klingon tone of voice. This was especially problematic in US History, when the Glorious Revolution was one of our learning objectives.
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2006-10-08, 10:41 PM #20
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6032525.stm

Oh poo.

Silly Koreans and their toys.
2006-10-08, 10:43 PM #21
kekekekekekeke ^_^
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2006-10-09, 1:20 AM #22
They actually ****ing did it?
Wow im suprised they had the...Uranium...for that.
Well interesting times ahead!
2006-10-09, 1:28 AM #23
I bet a lot of things surprise you.
Pissed Off?
2006-10-09, 2:42 AM #24
Like shoes without velcro.
2006-10-09, 3:55 AM #25
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
They actually ****ing did it?
Wow im suprised they had the...Uranium...for that.
Well interesting times ahead!

eh, you know, even finland would have the uranium for that. nuclear power plants use uranium too.
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2006-10-09, 4:05 AM #26
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Exactly.
North Korea might level Seol. But everyone else will freaking glass NK.


not sure if seoul would be the most likely target. south korea and north korea are still technically at war, but from what i know about the general asian sentiment against japan, i believe japan's cities are in more danger. it doesn't help that japan recently elected a very nationalistic prime minister everyone else in asia hates. in addition, south korea has helped out north korea over the past to relieve tensions by giving aid in various forms.
2006-10-09, 9:10 AM #27
This thing about NK is that it's so small it could be owned by just a few nukes. The rest of Asia is really, really big. I think only Russia has the nuke arsenal to really take on all of Asia. Besides, Kim Jong has no cause to fight for. He'll just use it for negation purposes. As long and he has his palaces and power he'll be happy.
2006-10-09, 10:10 AM #28
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
This thing about NK is that it's so small it could be owned by just a few nukes. The rest of Asia is really, really big. I think only Russia has the nuke arsenal to really take on all of Asia. Besides, Kim Jong has no cause to fight for. He'll just use it for negation purposes. As long and he has his palaces and power he'll be happy.

Yes, that's quite correct. In fact, I doubt that any country currently possessing nukes, or attempting to acquire them, really might have plans to actually use them. And, possibly, they don't even consider handing them off to terrorist organizations to be a good idea either...

The simple fact is that the US still, even after over a decade of heavy work at dismantling warheads, possesses enough nuclear firepower to reduce pretty much any nation to a plain of shattered glass within the span of a few hours.

And it really doesn't matter that, as many people say, "terrorists don't have a return address." Unlike jihadists who can base themselves in any country they can avoid being caught in, Even after adding the DPRK (a.k.a. North Korea) to the list, there's still only a single-digit number of countries that posses such weapons, and it wouldn't be that difficult to figure out, in the case of a nuclear terrorist attack, of where the weapon came from. Especially when said organizations have a habit of bragging about the attacks afterward.

However, if a country is capable of threatening another with a nuclear attack, that CAN provide a very strong deterrent, making it a VERY powerful toekn to have on your side in negotiations... Nuclear arms, in these situations, make conventional forces effectively obsolete. This is a very attractive thing for all the other countries that aren't the United States; none of them can ever hope to match the expertise, technology, and equipment that the US military employs.

This is also much of why many in the US government wish to develop anti-ballistic missile defenses; with such systems in place, one of the most effective methods of delivering a nuclear warhead, through an ICBM, (Intercontinental Ballistic Missile) either launched from land or a submarine, would be worthless. Already, very strong air defenses make dropping a bomb from a plane impossible.
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2006-10-09, 11:31 AM #29
Wow that has to be the most informative post ever.
You need to work for Wikipedia.
2006-10-09, 11:41 AM #30
If north korea actually uses a nuke, japan will pwn them. This isn't star craft, this is the real world. The koreans can't zergling rush kekekekekekekekekek ^______^
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2006-10-09, 11:48 AM #31
Originally posted by nottheking:
Already, very strong air defenses make dropping a bomb from a plane impossible.

Yeah, it's not like the U.S. has been droppping bombs from planes lately or anything...
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2006-10-09, 12:04 PM #32
Originally posted by Roach:
Yeah, it's not like the U.S. has been droppping bombs from planes lately or anything...

I'm not quite sure what you meant to say by that... What *I* meant by saying that is that it would be pretty close to impossible for North Korea to use planes to bomb any other country, be it with conventional bombs, nuclear bombs, or whatever. They have rather old ex-Soviet planes, which would be easy to be shot down by US planes that patrol that region, or by anti-air guns in the CCZ. (civilian-control zone, the ironically named region where all of the forces in South Korea are built up along the border)

However, as you implied, if the other way around, any of the US's three bomber models in service could bomb pretty much any target without risk; the B-52 flies too high up for most to reach it, the B-1 flies too fast (and too close to the ground to be detected by radar) and and the B-2 both flies high and is effectively invisible to radar.
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2006-10-09, 12:12 PM #33
Actually, bombers are worthless. If you want an aerial dropped nuclear weapon, you'd use a strike fighter or a cruise missile. And since North Korea does have a few MiG-29's which can carry nuclear payloads, and actually have a fighting chance against western fighters, I wouldn't be so sure the Korea couldn't blitz to a neighboring nation and drop a bomb or two...
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2006-10-09, 12:25 PM #34
Originally posted by Roach:
Actually, bombers are worthless. If you want an aerial dropped nuclear weapon, you'd use a strike fighter or a cruise missile. And since North Korea does have a few MiG-29's which can carry nuclear payloads, and actually have a fighting chance against western fighters, I wouldn't be so sure the Korea couldn't blitz to a neighboring nation and drop a bomb or two...

Well, the B-1 is faster than most tactical aircraft... At any rate, though, if North Korea's managed to make a warhead small enough to be strapped under an MiG-29, then they'd likely be fitting it into a ballistic missile's nose rather than trying to fly it with a plane; the 29's a light tactical fighter, after all, and it's still, at best, perhaps only equal to the F-15 Fighting Falcon.
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2006-10-09, 12:35 PM #35
1.) The B-1B's max speed is about half the average max speed of fighters (Mach 1.25 vs Mach 2.2+ for most fighters).

2.) F-15 Eagle or F-16 Fighting Falcon. The 29 is about on par with the F-16. It's still more than capable enough of rushing into unfriendly airspace and dropping a guided weapons. Strike fighters have the advantage or being extremely mobile and having unpredictable vectors over ballistic missiles.
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2006-10-09, 1:08 PM #36
anyone else read 'Yay! Nuclear testes!'


i know i totally didn't
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2006-10-09, 1:32 PM #37
Yay! Nu clean testes!

(Hooray for showers)
2006-10-09, 1:32 PM #38
Originally posted by Roach:
1.) The B-1B's max speed is about half the average max speed of fighters (Mach 1.25 vs Mach 2.2+ for most fighters).

2.) F-15 Eagle or F-16 Fighting Falcon. The 29 is about on par with the F-16. It's still more than capable enough of rushing into unfriendly airspace and dropping a guided weapons. Strike fighters have the advantage or being extremely mobile and having unpredictable vectors over ballistic missiles.

Gah, that was a typo; I meant 16, (the one that's the Fighting Falcon, of course) which, indeed, is the most similar aircraft to the MiG-29. But that still leaves two questions... I'm not sure exactly what version DPRK's MiGs are, as the earlier versions were not capable of using guided ordanance. Also, it still remains that it carries such weaponry attached to hardpoints on the undercarriage, which I don't think are sufficient to hold any nuclear device that DPRK may have.
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2006-10-09, 2:04 PM #39
Originally posted by Echoman:
The wimp being someone paranoid and delusional in the head?


...and you have what concrete information to prove this conclusion? Really, take some good advice and stop watching FOX news.

Ironically enough, the same has been said of Bush...
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2006-10-09, 2:11 PM #40
Why is this so much like the background of the game Mercenaries?
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