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Steven and the Adventure with Choosing Your Own Adventure
2006-10-03, 4:38 PM #1
“Hey, I have an idea.”

“What’s that?”

“Let’s go to the movies.”

“But there aren’t any good movies right now.”

“That doesn’t matter.”

“Yes it does!”

“No, because we’re not going to watch the movie. I have an idea.”

Steven told his idea to the friend with the beard.

“Ooh, that’s a good idea.”

“It’ll be funny.”

"Won't we get in trouble?”

"Not if we're smart."

"Well, I don't know about you, but I'm smart. Let's do it."

Steven and his bearded friend went to a store to buy the supplies they needed for the big idea.

“Yellow, or blue?” Asked the friend in the beard.

“Yellow! We want to look good.”

“Ok.”

They made their purchases, then headed to the parking lot.

The friend with the beard was excited, yet cautious.

“Which theater are we going to?”

“The GhettoPlex.”

“Yeah right, I don’t want to get jumped.”

The GhettoPlex was an ugly theater on an ugly street in an ugly district of an ugly town. The ticket prices were low, and management allowed outside food, but that wasn’t enough to lure customers into the theater. In the last year, there had been two murders, a number of fights, and at least three armed robberies in the theater.

“It has to be the GhettoPlex for the plan to work.”

“How about that big theater near the mall?”

“I don’t know…”

CHOOSE!

If they go to the GhettoPlex, turn to page 44 .

If they try to go to a fancy theater, go to page 12 .

Please make all story-related posts on this thread.
2006-10-03, 4:51 PM #2
fun
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2006-10-03, 4:54 PM #3
Whee! I linked this thread to my signature, even though technically it's the stuff linked to it that goes to the ISB.
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2006-10-03, 5:00 PM #4
But...Aww i thought it would be more then a fire sprinkler! i thought the antenna would do something cool.. What the hell was it for?
2006-10-03, 5:02 PM #5
Because the ceiling is about 16 above our heads, and a 3 foot chair back + a 6 foot Steven + a 3 foot arm only = 12 feet. We needed another 3 feet or so to reach the top.
2006-10-03, 5:03 PM #6
That was awesome. If you ever have children you'll have a lot of stories to give them ideas for when their bored :)
My blawgh.
2006-10-03, 5:05 PM #7
Then use a meter stock. Don't get me exited that your making a device to change what comes out of the theator speakers with the local radio station.
2006-10-03, 5:09 PM #8
Awful hard to sneak a yard stick in backpack into a movie theater without getting undue attention. Stop trolling my thread. I gathered you didn't like the ending of the story after your first post. Move on.
2006-10-03, 6:14 PM #9
Your ability to find something to do, always astounds me. Sounds like a good time.

I really liked this idea, HAHA THIS WAS EDITED OUT. I read them all, naturally, but that wasn't much fun in the way that THIS WAS EDITED OUT TOOO.

Maybe post them all in one thread, then link to each post? That'd cut down on excess threads.
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2006-10-03, 6:15 PM #10
I love your stories. Please write more. :)
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2006-10-03, 6:23 PM #11
Good idea, but you should link to posts, not threads. That way, they can all be in a single thread.
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2006-10-03, 6:25 PM #12
That'd be tough to do Free...

I liked this one, but I was saddened that neither option resulted in the Ghetto-plex. :(
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2006-10-03, 6:25 PM #13
Oops. One of them does go to the GhettoPlex. That's what comes of using multiple threads, I suppose.
2006-10-03, 9:59 PM #14
But sadly the GhettoPlex doesn't do anything. I hate Choose Your Own Adventures where there's only one "right" answer. How are we to know which option we're supposed to choose? (and for the record, I chose each wrong answer just by sheer dumb luck).
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2006-10-04, 2:58 AM #15
I was intelligently unlucky and always chose the wrong answer.
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