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SAJN and Gris: A Meeting of the Minds
2006-10-03, 8:09 PM #1
Through the haze of semi-drunkeness and hum of music, I will, at the insistent behest of a certain community member, post about the other day's visit from none other than our very own VICTOR VAN DORT.

Mr. SAJN called me several times on his journey to my fashionable Boston Back Bay dorm. When he arrived, I let him on up and shared a martini with my roomate as we listened to a little of the band we'd be seeing in only a few hours, the Red Hot Chili Peppers. The three of us then headed down to try to find a righteously badass tavern and restaurant I'd read about, The Bukowski Tavern.

We finally found the place after some wandering, and it was just as I'd imagined it, resplendant with black and white photos of the bar's namesake knocking back straight whiskey. We ordered some standard Americana fare, and I took special relish in ordering the Bukowski "Mad Dog" hot dog... only to be carded. Apparently, because the establishment is technically a bar, we weren't even allowed to be in there, nevermind our not drinking and it being perfect daylight out. Funny, I'd never been carded for ordering a hot dog before.

We slunk out and decided to hit up Vinny T's, just down Boylston street. My roomate, a Mass. native, had recommended it as a top flight Italian restaurant. The atmosphere was decidedly different, but a waiter at the front sure broke the ice fast when he pointed to SAJN's shirt that read "I <3 hot moms" and referred him to a MILF porn site.

Because our dress code wasn't quite up to snuff, we were seated waaaay in the back where more respectable patrons would never have to see us. Unfortunately, this made it all too easy for the waiting staff to completely ignore us. The minutes ticked by as we had some good conversation about the Temple but also while the concert start time crept closer and closer.

When I had finally had enough and exclaimed that we were never going to be served, the waiter materialized with our plates in hand. The meal was hugely stuffing, and we headed out. I ran back to my dorm to pick up my specs/"situation goggles" (which I now seem to have lost? :S) and then we took the subway to the TD Banknorth Gardens arena.

In our rush, we'd gotten onto a train that dropped us off 2 stops too early, so we took a dinky van cab the last mile or so. As we ran up flight after flight of stairs, it turned out that we weren't freakishly late, as we'd expected, but in fact technically early, as The Mars Volta was still opening the show, after an hour of playing. We took our seats way up in the top (but with a great, direct view) and listened to the last few songs by the Volta.

While the roadies changed the stage for the Peppers, SAJN and I talked some more, even calling MBeggar, surfed the forums on SAJN's cellphone, and owned to Wermacht arse on his phone's Brothers in Arms game also. Suddenly, the lights dimmed and all distractions stopped. The Red Hot Chili Peppers took the stage and demanded our attention.

They started off with Can't Stop and went on from there. SAJN can fill you in on the particulars of the musical goodness. I was highly entertained, but I'd made the colossal mistake of deciding to wait until the concert to actually listen to Stadium Arcadium all the way through... oops.

Just when I was getting into it, all these prep guys came up onto our row and started dancing around and being totally obnoxious. They had four guys to three seats, so we were being pushed out into the aisle... bonjour buzzkill! Granted, I was completely sober at this point and had no buzz of which to speak... but if I'd had one, it so totally would have been killed. The music definitely made up for it. My personal fave of their new tracks was "Charlie," whereas SAJN definitely seemed to be digging "Snow."

The visual accompaniment was pretty darn impressive, with a three story or higher giant screen that then curved over the audience. For "Californication," this meant that viewers were bombarded by an animation of a cleavage shaking dfrom side to side of truly epic proportions.

We took our leave shortly after the encore to beat the wicked ridic crowds (which we still sort of ran into), but finally parted ways at a T station deep beneath the brisk Boston night. No doubt this is where the real adventure began for SAJN, but surely it's where it ended for me. All in all, another successful Massassian Encounter! (tm) :D
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-10-03, 8:10 PM #2
Yay! :psyduck:
2006-10-03, 8:18 PM #3
Gris went out with another wom--oh wait...
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-10-03, 8:46 PM #4
I'm more scared of standing near Sajn's nose than standing in front of a jet engine.
2006-10-03, 8:47 PM #5
I called Grismath and his roomate about 5 times because I kept getting lost. I kept calling them underground so I couldn't really understand what they were saying but I THOUGHT I had a good enough idea of where to go. I didn't. I finally got to his dorm where he had SOME of a martini. (10 parts vodka....no parts anything else. He claims there was vermouth, he's a liar.) He couldn't finish it because he made it too strong, but for some reason his roomate said 'I like them more dry' to which Grismath said 'More dry? That would be just vodka!'

Grismath then showed me his records....one of them was MC Hammer: Adams Groove. We decided to head out to get a bite to eat, and I think Grismath already explained this enough so I'll move on. During dinner it was weird to talk about Massassi in real life. We had fun talking about who we did and didn't like. (I'd tell you guys who we don't like but for that I'd need the full members list....I keed, I keed.) As Grismath already said it was weird walking in to a fancy food joint and having a man in a tuxedo tell you where to find good MILF porn.

We got to the concert at around 8:20, and we caught the last 10 mins of The Mars Volta. Earlier I was talking to Grismath and I said to him "Mars Volta opened for System of a Down, they sucked. It doesn't matter if we're late. They are just going to play an hour of ambient sounds anyway. It's like a UFO is abducting you. The stoners love it." but Grismath insisted "I heard them on CD, they are pretty good, I'd like to see them." So now it's 8:20 and we are hearing Mars Volta finish up and Grismath looks as me and says "Maybe we should have come later." Yes, you'd think that a band with 8 members could do more than make random noises and moaning sounds. Oh well.

We were waiting for The Chili Peppers to set up and I decided to jump on V-cast and surf massassi with my phone. We had fun reading and laughing together at a SF_Gold thread. Then Grismath totally owned a few levels in Brothers in Arms on my phone. (It's an awesome game. Great 3D graphics and gameplay and everything.) Then Grismath called MBeggar and he gave me the phone. "What's up gangster?" I said and then MB said some things that I couldn't hear, because of all the noise in the stadium (arcadium, lol), so I pretty much made up my own convo with him. (Sorry, I couldn't hear you at all). "Yeah we came a bit late...we uhhh....ate food...and umm...yeah were here now...Mars Volta sucked..but uhh, yeah Chili Peppers." and I gave the phone back to Grismath. Then the lights dimmed and the Chili Peppers came on. It was awesome.

The set list if my memory serves me...

Can't Stop
Dani California
Scar Tissue
Charlie
Otherside
21st Century
Throw Away Your Television
Snow (Hey Oh)
Me and My Friends
Right on Time
Don't Forget Me
Tell Me Baby
Californication
Soul to Squeeze
By The Way

They left, and the audience clapped for 5 mins straight. They came back for an encore and played some more after a drum solo...

Under the Bridge
Give it Away

Then they just kind of jammed for a bit near the end of Give it Away, turning the song into a 15 min love fest.

They may have played Stadium Arcadium, but for some reason I don't remember them playing it. (Because I remember complaining about them NOT playing it after.)

After the AWESOME XXX HARDCORE KILLER GREAT FABULOUS show Grismath helped me hurry along to the train station. The last train left at 11:40 (It was actually leaving at 12:00am), and it was already 11:25. I made the train and as fate would have it the guitarist in my band also went to the show so I had a fun train ride back as well chatting it up with him. All in all it was a really great time.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-10-03, 9:41 PM #6
If you can remember:

Tell me about scar tissue, me and my friends, and soul to squeeze!?

Oh: Does Grismath hate me?
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2006-10-04, 5:37 AM #7
I miss Boston. I bet it's so nice there right now. :(
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-10-04, 11:27 AM #8
Quote:
Oh: Does Grismath hate me?


He didn't say he hated you, but I think he called you short. I'd kick his *** if I was you.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-10-04, 11:30 AM #9
It's a good thing Gris and I never were able to meet in person. The same matter cannot be in the same place at the same time, and, since Gris and I are actually the same person (except he's evil), the universe would have imploded.

Either that or too much awesome at one place would cause the balance of the Earth to shift. Or something.
2006-10-04, 11:34 AM #10
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]He didn't say he hated you, but I think he called you short. I'd kick his *** if I was you.[/QUOTE]Better yet, kick his forehead.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

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