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I got a girl's phone number today.
2006-10-12, 5:30 PM #1
You like apples? How 'bout them apples? :D
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2006-10-12, 5:32 PM #2
[http://www.goodworksonearth.org/hellfrozenover.jpg]

<3
2006-10-12, 5:32 PM #3
Time for some hilarious prank calls, then.
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2006-10-12, 5:33 PM #4
Gasp
free(jin);
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2006-10-12, 5:35 PM #5
Perfect. You've already completed step one.

1. Obtain phone number
2. Dedicate a JK level to her
3. ???
4. Profit!
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2006-10-12, 5:35 PM #6
I sense a new JK level.
2006-10-12, 5:35 PM #7
Quote:
(6:32:58 PM) landfish: GBK GOT A GIRLS PHONE NUMBER
(6:33:04 PM) landfish: HELL HAS FROZEN OVER
(6:33:37 PM) Jim7: i thought it was getting colder


XD
2006-10-12, 5:41 PM #8
I have thousands. And I don't even have to get them. They are all convientently delivered to my door every year in a large handy book.
2006-10-12, 5:41 PM #9
Originally posted by gbk:
You like apples? How 'bout them apples? :D


There's something... wrong about this post...

OH MY GOD, NO :gbk:!
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2006-10-12, 5:48 PM #10
Telling us about it first was the best thing to do, man...

(Quick, someone steal it)
DO NOT WANT.
2006-10-12, 5:52 PM #11
I got a girl's phone number once. But then I got an even hotter girl's phone number so I forgot about it. And there was one time my hairstylist gave me her home phone number "just in case I had any questions about my hair". That was a fun time too. Oh, the stories I could tell.
2006-10-12, 5:56 PM #12
Originally posted by Jon`C:
I got a girl's phone number once. But then I got an even hotter girl's phone number so I forgot about it. And there was one time my hairstylist gave me her home phone number "just in case I had any questions about my hair". That was a fun time too. Oh, the stories I could tell.


...Was your hairstylist a hot young woman? Because if it was an old woman, I'd start worrying about that.
DO NOT WANT.
2006-10-12, 6:05 PM #13
old woman are where it's at
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2006-10-12, 6:05 PM #14
It doesn't count it you got the phone number from the wall of a bathroom stall and the girl's last name is "For a good time".

Sorry.
2006-10-12, 6:09 PM #15
Originally posted by gbk:
You like apples? How 'bout them apples? :D

I have...3 discluding female relatives

Edit: However my best friend has like..50.
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2006-10-12, 6:10 PM #16
Liar.
2006-10-12, 6:11 PM #17
"I got a girl's phone number."

He's referring to his mother. She just moved.
2006-10-12, 6:17 PM #18
Originally posted by gbk:
You like apples? How 'bout them apples? :D


Congratulations, GBK.

But my porn folder is still bigger than yours.
Stuff
2006-10-12, 6:51 PM #19
I met the girl that works at the DoubleTree front desk. She gave me her phone number; it's Zero. I tried to call her from here; some other woman answered. I said, "You sound older."
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-10-12, 7:06 PM #20
Originally posted by MBeggar:
I met the girl that works at the DoubleTree front desk. She gave me her phone number; it's Zero. I tried to call her from here; some other woman answered. I said, "You sound older."

omg, mitch hedberg
2006-10-12, 7:14 PM #21
Wow, it's like Captain Obvious was lurking in the forums and found the perfect post to quote once he could figure out a clever screen name to mask his true identity!
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-10-12, 7:22 PM #22
Originally posted by Roach:
Wow, it's like Captain Obvious was lurking in the forums and found the perfect post to quote once he could figure out a clever screen name to mask his true identity!

I was under the impression that he was still relatively unknown at the time of his death?
2006-10-12, 7:27 PM #23
Class, I want a show of hands: who isn't familiar with Mitch Hedberg? Those of you who raise your hand, please, walk into the nearest woodchipper.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-10-12, 7:35 PM #24
GBK finally got Jenny's number. 867-5309.
2006-10-12, 7:52 PM #25
Bwhuahahaha
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2006-10-12, 8:09 PM #26
The last girls number I got because she called me, without me ever telling her my number. Before that, I got a girls number without her telling me the number>.>

Stalker meets stalker!

o.0
2006-10-12, 8:33 PM #27
Bugged a friend, who gave me his sister's AIM, so she could give me the girl's number.
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
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2006-10-12, 8:36 PM #28
Hmm.

Last time i got a girls number-

She grabbed my phone, declared we were going to get married, put her number in and then told me to take her number. :ninja:
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-10-12, 8:40 PM #29
:argh:

:psyduck:


last number i got was of a taken girl's
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2006-10-12, 8:55 PM #30
I think the last time I got a girl's number was 4 years ago in Oregon.

Then I moved to Utah.... :psyduck:
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2006-10-12, 9:18 PM #31
Originally posted by Roach:
Class, I want a show of hands: who isn't familiar with Mitch Hedberg? Those of you who raise your hand, please, walk into the nearest woodchipper.



Crap!
2006-10-12, 9:29 PM #32
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2006-10-12, 10:24 PM #33
I just got a girl's number on Friday after we hung out all night. She approached me too. I love it when girls do that.
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2006-10-12, 10:28 PM #34
I got one of my teacher's phone number last year.

That's pretty much it. :\
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2006-10-12, 10:54 PM #35
I get like 50 phone numbers a day, and only a handful reject me.
2006-10-12, 11:00 PM #36
I'm mantrain! But I'm still happy for geeby. :)
2006-10-13, 12:17 AM #37
Still waiting for the punchline.
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2006-10-13, 5:54 AM #38
It's a fake number. >.>
nope.
2006-10-13, 6:20 AM #39
You know 1-900 numbers don't count.
2006-10-13, 6:41 AM #40
so gbk, what's going to be the name of your next JK level? Ode to who?

Wait, what's the number? Microsoft hotline?
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