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Bar fight -- NeS style!
2006-10-12, 8:43 PM #1
OMG BAR FIGHT! This time, however, it's in the NeS thread, thanks to the events in this post. So JOIN IN!

Please post your bar fight posts on this thread and keep this thread for questions, comments and the like.

It's just like any other Massassi bar fight, so don't worry about making it a "story post" or anything like that.[/size]
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2006-10-12, 9:02 PM #2
If (if if if if if iiiiiiif) you'd like some background stuff though, here's some information for your convinience (again, the following is NOT needed at all -- please post as if it were a normal bar fight thread! The following is just if you're curious):

You are among a huge mob of people (100+) that have just crammed into a bar, which is already in the progress of its own bar fight. Here are the people already in the bar -- only two of them will be of any possible significance:
  • A guy in his 20's wearing your standard black villain's outfit-of-the-week. He's sitting, apparently un-involved in the fight, looking sad. You'll recognize him as Gebohq (a great hero or a great villain).
  • A young female, admist the bar fight. You may think she is the local princess, and might not wish to hurt her. Upon closer inspection, however, you'll probably recognize it's not her. (Subaru).

Other people in the bar:
  • a group of Greenpeace members (about 10-20 of them, also working as a rock band)
  • a female-looking angelic figure (Ariana).
  • a charasmatic know-it-all guy in his 20's (Sarn Cadrill).
  • A young magic-user in apperance (CoolMatty).
  • A very sexy lady in her 20's with light autumn hair, probably working for Greenpeace (Losien.)
  • Another, more normal woman in her 20's with long, curly red hair, also probably working for Greenpeace (Maybechild.)
  • A younger lady who might look a little rich (Mimiru.)
  • An alcohol-obsessed British guy wearing a bowler hat (The Otter.)
  • A guy who looks exactly like Gebohq, but who appears to be running around with invisible legs (Qhobeg.)
  • An effemenite guy in a strange outfit that looks like he needs a shower (Ricky.)
  • A hunched-over old-man-type who appears to be nothing but skin and bones Semievil.)
  • A college student girl (Sugarless.)

There may be others, but if you find them, I'd suggest keeping your distance from them.

Ack -- I totally forgot! If you already WRITE for NeS, and you have a character not at this particular scene, either make up a minor new character so you can join in, or not worry about it and blame it on plotholes.

I hope this catches on soon. I always wanted something like one of the bar fight threads in NeS :D
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2006-10-12, 9:14 PM #3
Whatever happened to Thrawn42689 >.>
2006-10-12, 9:17 PM #4
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']Whatever happened to Thrawn42689 >.>


The update section says he was last at the Siberian genetics bunker, but I put that in the update section because that's what Antestarr had in mind. He hasn't done anything with your character yet though (at least obviously) and said character hasn't been written for since the heroes broke up after the Hell-on-Earth senario, so Thrawnbot could be anywhere.

Like at the barfight. :ninja:
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2006-10-12, 9:33 PM #5
isn't this kind of technically how NeS started? a fight thread on the discussion forum. oh and also, new post for those interested.
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2006-10-12, 9:35 PM #6
Originally posted by Ford:
isn't this kind of technically how NeS started? a fight thread on the discussion forum. oh and also, new post for those interested.


You and your "actual post"... (just trying to remind everyone that I'm not looking for storyposts).

And yeah, actually, this is sort of how NeS got started. Hehe. ^_^
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2006-10-12, 9:39 PM #7
i apologize for not really being able to making my mind work any other way. :P
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2006-10-12, 9:44 PM #8
Originally posted by Ford:
i apologize for not really being able to making my mind work any other way. :P


It's fine. You're a writer. I just don't want people posting bar-fight style because they think they have to make a story post, that's all.
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2006-10-12, 10:13 PM #9
It's my opinion that people should post in the bar fight.

Please...think of the kittens.

[[Edit: Um...yes. The kittens. >_>]]
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2006-10-13, 1:04 AM #10
THINK OF THE KITTENS! Post, darn you all! :argh:
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2006-10-13, 2:11 PM #11
Hooray! It's slowly catching on! Keep it going, people!

I just flicked peanut shells at the next three posters.
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2006-10-13, 4:44 PM #12
omg ford is getting his *** kicked!
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2006-10-13, 4:48 PM #13
Now the next person is going to get a badger in their face! (though apparently it isn't Jim7)
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2006-10-13, 5:06 PM #14
Ironically, this is one of the better ways of reintegrating Tony into the story. Since he was last seen in a spaceship headed to Earth. And frankly, mobs in pubs is right up his besaucepan'd alley. But I digress.

¬¬
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-10-13, 5:20 PM #15
"THenn liek WOAH Bald Bull AND Soda Popinski and AND THE MARIA BRATHERs aNd DONEKY KOGN ALL SHO UP

ANd they do vioelnt thigns

CUZ ITS AN NES FIGHT

lolhhhhh"
2006-10-13, 6:13 PM #16
Oh silly moneyobie, that's not the type of NeS we're talking about... :P
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2006-10-13, 7:18 PM #17
OMG I TOUCHED VINNY'S FLY! Will I get banned? Find out!
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2006-10-13, 10:04 PM #18
Erm. Crap, posted in the wrong thread...

Look behind you a 3-headed monkey. *runs*
2006-10-13, 10:35 PM #19
Oh yeah -- I also totally forgot! Everybody here is invited to Geb and Young's morally-questionable wedding! (read: it can be assumed that you have a character at said wedding). It will be held in the NeShattered thread on December 25th (Christmas) at noon (US Eastern Time). The wedding cake will be to die for. :rolleyes: Maybe I'll make an invitation in .jpg form that I'll post later...
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2006-10-13, 10:38 PM #20
I must admit I haven't clicked on this thread for the past three days because it had NeS in the title. If it hadn't, I probably would have clicked it a long time ago.
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2006-10-13, 10:43 PM #21
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I must admit I haven't clicked on this thread for the past three days because it had NeS in the title. If it hadn't, I probably would have clicked it a long time ago.


I figured as much. You're probably among a majority. :(
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2006-10-13, 11:26 PM #22
I just made an actualy storyline-relevant post, but don't let that stop the barfight. It can continue, and I'll jump back in once things wind down.

All that needs to happen is the next person to post should start with:

"Meanwhile, below in the bar..."

etc...
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2006-10-14, 2:31 AM #23
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
I just made an actualy storyline-relevant post, but don't let that stop the barfight. It can continue, and I'll jump back in once things wind down.

All that needs to happen is the next person to post should start with:

"Meanwhile, below in the bar..."

etc...


Someone should yell "SPELUNK" really loudly in Sarn's direction... :D
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2006-10-14, 10:02 AM #24
pfft. You're a punk.

(I'm plannig on Voodoo have that whole "Spelunk, what's that?" conversation in the morning when they wake up.)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2006-10-14, 11:03 AM #25
Yay! Spelunk lives on.
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2006-10-15, 1:06 AM #26
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Yay! Spelunk lives on.


But only for so long. I have a comical idea for Sarn getting rid of his curse. :D
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2006-10-15, 11:03 AM #27
oh good. I was thinking it needed to be... bansished if you would. Tell me on MSN what you're thinking about, so I can make suggestions perhaps.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2006-10-15, 4:06 PM #28
Originally posted by Gebohq:
But only for so long. I have a comical idea for Sarn getting rid of his curse. :D


What, no one posting about it for 3 months?
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2006-10-15, 4:08 PM #29
Originally posted by JediKirby:
What, no one posting about it for 3 months?


Har. Even ideas by those of us who write regularly don't always fly. :P
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2006-10-16, 12:41 AM #30
The Otter is now stealing your drinks! Quick! Show the punk that he can't mess with your drinks!
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2006-10-16, 12:07 PM #31
The "S" word has been spoken

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