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Zloc has a girlfriend
2006-10-16, 4:27 PM #1
He just told me on MSN. As far as I can tell this puts him way ahead of the standard Massassian curve.
Stuff
2006-10-16, 4:29 PM #2
I also realize that I'm 13 and it's stupid. ****.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-10-16, 4:34 PM #3
Well, I have to hand it to you, for 13 years old, you really handled this well.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-10-16, 4:37 PM #4
lol, echoman.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-10-16, 5:16 PM #5
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
I also realize that I'm 13 and it's stupid. ****.


Wow. You really are ahead of the curve! :eek:
2006-10-16, 5:28 PM #6
Originally posted by Echoman:
Well, I have to hand it to you, for 13 years old, you really handled this well.

*applauds*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-10-16, 5:30 PM #7
Yay Zloc!

pictures, post haste
DO NOT WANT.
2006-10-16, 5:30 PM #8
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Wow. You really are ahead of the curve! :eek:

Massassi does that to you.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-10-16, 5:31 PM #9
I had a girlfriend when i was 13. I didn't have another until i was 16. Make good use of your time zloc.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2006-10-16, 5:35 PM #10
Originally posted by Zell:
Yay Zloc!

pictures, post haste


I apologize for nothing!

[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/Kayla.jpg]

"kind of a meh picture" indeed
Stuff
2006-10-16, 5:38 PM #11
She rarely has her hair tied back. It usually hangs down to roughly shoulder length.

And yes, that is a meh picture because it's ripped from a DVD (along with all my other friends) and enlarged.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-10-16, 5:41 PM #12
Wait, DVD? You got her off a DVD?
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-10-16, 5:42 PM #13
DVD? You're dating an actress? Zloccccc my man!
DO NOT WANT.
2006-10-16, 5:43 PM #14
Yes. I are specialierest than all of you!


(Actually, it's a DVD from camp last summer. They sent out DVDs with pictures of what all we did that week, and they had pictures of everyone. I ripped pictures of most of my friends for them)
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-10-16, 6:00 PM #15
Good job, beat me by a year Zloc
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-10-16, 6:08 PM #16
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Wait, DVD? You got her off a DVD?



HAahahahhaha PR0N!!111!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-10-16, 6:15 PM #17
Is her name Jill?
Think while it's still legal.
2006-10-16, 7:30 PM #18
Originally posted by petmc20:
Good job, beat me by a year Zloc



yeah, i was 14 before i had a girlfriend/lost virginity
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-10-16, 11:06 PM #19
Has Zloc even gone through puberty yet? :D
2006-10-16, 11:08 PM #20
Originally posted by MBeggar:
HAahahahhaha PR0N!!111!


HAR har
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-10-16, 11:13 PM #21
Originally posted by Echoman:
Well, I have to hand it to you, for 13 years old, you really handled this well.


I was holding my breath in an attempt to get rid of hiccups and this made me snort and exhale just as I hiccuped and caused me to go into a coughing fit for a minute or two
一个大西瓜
2006-10-16, 11:30 PM #22
You make sexy time explosion inside her! [/borat]
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-10-17, 12:05 AM #23
I am the curve!

rawr.
2006-10-17, 3:02 AM #24
Jeez, now Cavey has everyone making up girlfriends.
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2006-10-17, 4:20 AM #25
Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
You make sexy time explosion inside her! [/borat]


Borat is the greatest movie film of all time!
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-10-17, 4:29 AM #26
Borat says: "You must make her vageen hang loose like mouth of tired dog!"
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ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-10-17, 4:42 AM #27
Did she touch your lol jepman?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-17, 2:42 PM #28
Don't forget what I've told you, Sammo, and you'll do fine.
2006-10-18, 6:44 PM #29
*Runs finger down checklist...


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Yeah, all good.
I had a blog. It sucked.

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