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Man burns arm and gets fined the cops!
2004-07-04, 2:41 AM #1
A man, smoking at a petrol bowser is currently in hospital with 3rd degree burns to his right arm after fuel on his arm ignited from the cigarette.

Police who were also refuelling at the time managed to douse the flames. The man was then promptly issued with an on the spot fine before being conveyed to hospital by ambulance.

He was fined for not having a firearm licence.

/runs

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2004-07-04, 2:44 AM #2
DIE!! NOW!!

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2004-07-04, 5:00 AM #3
That's terrible [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-04, 5:00 AM #4
I may weep openly.
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2004-07-04, 5:12 AM #5
That cops an A.H.

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2004-07-04, 6:03 AM #6
He should have gotten fined for being a ****ing moron.
2004-07-04, 6:08 AM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Friend14:
That cops an A.H.

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In case you didn't notice, it's not a true story. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-04, 6:50 AM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KegZ:
He was fined for not having a firearm licence.

/runs

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lol, thats great! I'm gonna have to use that sometime.


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2004-07-04, 9:43 AM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by powertickle:
He should have gotten fined for being a ****ing moron. </font>


So should you, my friend, so should you.
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2004-07-04, 9:50 AM #10
hehehe

It's called a joke people [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-07-04, 10:00 AM #11
And this is why you don't talk on the cellphone while filling up the gas tank.
2004-07-04, 11:09 AM #12
That's actually a bit of a myth. There isn't actually any reason why phones would cause combustion.

In fact, wearing nylon is more dangerous.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
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2004-07-04, 11:13 AM #13
except that talking on a phone could divert your attention. I think the point is that they want you to focus on what you're doing, not your wife on the phone.

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2004-07-04, 12:16 PM #14
congrats, i now hate you

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2004-07-04, 12:23 PM #15
I didn't know it was a joke until I read it again.

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2004-07-04, 1:52 PM #16
No when a mobile phone rings it can cause a spark.. and this can ignite the fumes.

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2004-07-04, 2:39 PM #17
No it doesnt. I saw an episode on Mythbusters about it

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2004-07-04, 3:28 PM #18
good joke

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2004-07-05, 2:43 AM #19
I aim to please. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-07-05, 5:45 AM #20
Yes. Yes you are.

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2004-07-05, 7:09 AM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SithNazgul:
No when a mobile phone rings it can cause a spark.. and this can ignite the fumes.

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Except mythbusters kinda proved you wrong. Like 500 times.

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2004-07-05, 11:14 AM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KegZ:

Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Someone threw a fridge at her.
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I don't know why, but I found this one really funny.


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2004-07-05, 12:46 PM #23
I am reminded of people who are afraid to use a cordless phone during a thunder storm...

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