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2004-07-03, 8:47 AM #1
Okay, I admit, yesterday I was y'know.. pr0nning it up, and now, whenever I open up IE, it opens up to this one page, and when I swtich it back to Massassi as my homepage it's fine, until I restart my computer, and when I open up IE it's at the homepage again, I used Adaware, and it only turned up other stuff that didn't fix it, any suggestions?!

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2004-07-03, 8:50 AM #2
PR0ND!!!!!!!
[http://members.iinet.net.au/~mindaman/superprawn/images/25g%20prawn%20400.jpg]

Sucks to be you, I have no clue how to help you. Firefox perhaps? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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I made a thread, that turned into the debate, so I made a second thread, that turned into a debate, then I made a third thread, that caught on fire, burned down, got flamed, crapped on, bashed, then turned into a debate...but the fourth one, the fourth one stayed on topic!

[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited July 03, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-03, 8:54 AM #3
muahahahahahahahahahahahahah....

....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!


...... hahahahahahaha! hahaha... haha... ha... ha..... ha...

Ok, I've had my fun.

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2004-07-03, 10:29 AM #4
hit 'apply'

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2004-07-03, 10:35 AM #5
See if your girlfriend can fix it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-07-03, 10:37 AM #6
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=cwshredder&btnG=Google+Search

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2004-07-03, 10:38 AM #7
Click

wtf? looks like molgrew got to it first.

[This message has been edited by Delphian (edited July 03, 2004).]
2004-07-03, 11:00 AM #8
Hmmm... you were surfing porn, and your computer caught something. There's a lesson in this. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-03, 11:36 AM #9
ITD!

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2004-07-03, 11:44 AM #10
I need somebody help! Not ajust anybody help

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2004-07-03, 12:05 PM #11
Wtf. Where did Nubs come from, and what does he mean?

Haha, I thought Massassi was porn-free, too.
DO NOT WANT.
2004-07-03, 3:27 PM #12
tsk tsk tsk...

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2004-07-03, 3:34 PM #13
I have a problem too, but not from pr0n. Changes my homepage in the same fashion, its from CoolWebSearch. CWShreader takes care of it but it comes back when I reboot. Spybot nor Adaware can find where it comes from though. One of my friends has the same problem, but with a different variety.

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[This message has been edited by gammasts.]
A computer's worst nightmare:
0010111010011110210011010001

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2004-07-03, 3:45 PM #14
Run Spy-bot, check for things running at startup with msconfig, stop looking at porn.

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gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2004-07-03, 3:58 PM #15
He forgot to mention to use Firefox instead of IE.

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Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me,
You told them all I was crazy,
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, God damn you.
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Frogblast the Vent-Core!
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Last Stand
2004-07-03, 4:02 PM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
[http://members.iinet.net.au/~mindaman/superprawn/images/25g%20prawn%20400.jpg]

</font>


tasty-looking little guy, isn't it? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]


Oh, and about your problem---

1. stop jerking off so much. Nothing beats the real thing.

2. Stop using IE or at least turn off activeX.

3. Get firefox.



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2004-07-03, 4:05 PM #17
It's a virus. Nothing dangerous, just really annoying.
2004-07-03, 4:38 PM #18
Hacks and porn go hand-in-hand. At leasts thats my expirience from clicking links with out the proper procaution. And when I was looking for a No-CD patch for JK1. Don't know what people get out of that. Yea! Let's go look at nekkid people! Let's watch them moon us! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif] Idiots, messing up my PC screen with thier crap. Yeah, like I'm realy going ot buy porn off a site that tricked me to go there. Or I guess thats what they wanted. Exited IE as soon as I knew what it was.
/endpornrant.exe
2004-07-03, 5:36 PM #19
Bad karma.

[This message has been edited by Evil_Tofu (edited July 03, 2004).]
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2004-07-03, 6:20 PM #20
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
tasty-looking little guy, isn't it? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]


Oh, and about your problem---

1. stop jerking off so much. Nothing beats the real thing.

2. Stop using IE or at least turn off activeX.

3. Get firefox.</font>


Was #1 a purposeful pun? And to be truthful, how many guys on this board do you think really get "the real thing"?

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D E A T H
2004-07-03, 6:22 PM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
And to be truthful, how many guys on this board do you think really get "the real thing"?

</font>


considering that I have yet to meet one of you in person so I can observe you face to face, I can't really say.




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2004-07-03, 8:40 PM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
considering that I have yet to meet one of you in person so I can observe you face to face, I can't really say.
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Let's put it this way.

Star Wars. Geeks. Forum.

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D E A T H
2004-07-03, 8:42 PM #23
You mean

Star Wars. Videogame. Geek. Forum.

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2004-07-03, 11:28 PM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nubs:
I need somebody help! Not ajust anybody help

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I thought the same exact thing when I saw the thread title.



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2004-07-04, 5:17 AM #25
And yet, somehow, somehow, Pagewizard manages to put up some relationship/girl advice in some way. -.-
DO NOT WANT.
2004-07-04, 5:19 AM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
You mean

Star Wars. Videogame. Geek. Forum. Dedicated to editing a game that was released 7 years ago.

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Fixed

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2004-07-04, 6:26 AM #27
We'll that CWShredder thing worked man, thanks, lol, doubt I'll be pr0ning it up in a good, long, long, while.. lol,
browser hijackers can go to hell..

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2004-07-04, 6:31 AM #28
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
Fixed

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I'm sorry...I have failed you.


/seppuku

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2004-07-04, 7:41 AM #29
Doesn't Ad-aware have some option to check for a specific item at startup? I remember using something that gives that option for every item that' found on your pc.

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2004-07-05, 2:22 PM #30
Where do I get Firefox? What are the advantages of using it? Thanks guys

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2004-07-05, 2:23 PM #31
Why hasn't GBK replied to this "Bash IE" thread?

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2004-07-05, 2:31 PM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
Where do I get Firefox? What are the advantages of using it? Thanks guys</font>


Click here to get Firefox.

Advantages:
- Built-in popup blocker
- Immune to IE spyware/adware/malware/spamware/pr0nware
- Fast
- Lightweight
- WC3 Standards compliance
- If it crashes, it wont take down your whole kakdamned desktop

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2004-07-05, 2:33 PM #33
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by NoESC:
stop looking at porn.

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NEVER!

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2004-07-05, 2:50 PM #34
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
Hmmm... you were surfing porn, and your computer caught something.</font>


Now even your computer can get an STD.

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