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So Brian, or Massassi, has our souls...
2006-10-19, 7:50 AM #1
...does that make us zombies? Just figured this could spawn some funny/interesting comments.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2006-10-19, 7:52 AM #2
It would if one had only one soul.

Hooray for Soulshop Universal!
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2006-10-19, 8:04 AM #3
No, because we must return from the dead in order to be zombies.

Right now, we are soulless beings who are neither condemned to Hell nor gifted with Heaven until Brian signs over our soul to the respective proprietor.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-10-19, 8:15 AM #4
Hmmm so technically... we could BUY our way into heaven huh..
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2006-10-19, 8:29 AM #5
Not with Jim7 around.
2006-10-19, 8:31 AM #6
I don't miss my soul. All it did was get in the way of my man-whoring.
2006-10-19, 9:08 AM #7
Turn Soul-less Massassians:

Turns upwards of 2d6 worth of Soul-less Massassians. Those with HD 6 or fewer are automatically struck with fear for 1d4 / caster level rounds. 6 - 10 must make a will saving throw. If they fail it, they are struck with fear for 1d4 / caster level rounds.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-10-19, 9:28 AM #8
For how do you kill that which has no life?
Stuff
2006-10-19, 9:51 AM #9
With The Sword of a Thousand Truths. Duh.
幻術
2006-10-19, 10:21 AM #10
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Turn Soul-less Massassians:

Turns upwards of 2d6 worth of Soul-less Massassians. Those with HD 6 or fewer are automatically struck with fear for 1d4 / caster level rounds. 6 - 10 must make a will saving throw. If they fail it, they are struck with fear for 1d4 / caster level rounds.


...what the hell are you talking about?
nope.
2006-10-19, 10:45 AM #11
D&D man!

It's a Massassi only spell for Paladins and Clerics.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-10-19, 10:52 AM #12
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Right now, we are soulless beings who are neither condemned to Hell nor gifted with Heaven until Brian signs over our soul to the respective proprietor.
'GIFT' IS NOT A VERB![/b]
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-10-19, 11:03 AM #13
I never played D&D in my life.
nope.
2006-10-19, 12:21 PM #14
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
'GIFT' IS NOT A VERB![/b]


The dictionary begs to differ.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gifted
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2006-10-19, 1:22 PM #15
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Turn Soul-less Massassians:

Turns upwards of 2d6 worth of Soul-less Massassians. Those with HD 6 or fewer are automatically struck with fear for 1d4 / caster level rounds. 6 - 10 must make a will saving throw. If they fail it, they are struck with fear for 1d4 / caster level rounds.

/me rolls....
2!
Ah Crap...

WOAH! I'M FREAKIN OUT MAN! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

/me runs aount in circles

*how many turns am I like this?*
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2006-10-19, 1:55 PM #16
Originally posted by Vegiemaster:
/me rolls....
2!
Ah Crap...

WOAH! I'M FREAKIN OUT MAN! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

/me runs aount in circles

*how many turns am I like this?*

12 rounds
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-10-19, 5:19 PM #17
This whole massassi/Brian has our souls business is really ridiculous. HE DOESNT HAVE OUR FRIGGIN SOULS. Why is the concept of someone else having your soul so entertaining to people? GAH!

:psyduck:
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-10-19, 6:00 PM #18
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
[diatribe]

*snipe*
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2006-10-19, 6:20 PM #19
/?
2006-10-19, 7:17 PM #20
Something without a soul cant really be alive can it? But since death is a physical thing. . .does that make us some kind of Nazgul? Like JK wraiths? Or would we be something kinkier?
My blawgh.
2006-10-19, 7:54 PM #21
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd definitely be kinkier.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2006-10-19, 7:54 PM #22
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
This whole massassi/Brian has our souls business is really ridiculous. HE DOESNT HAVE OUR FRIGGIN SOULS. Why is the concept of someone else having your soul so entertaining to people? GAH!

:psyduck:


First step to acceptance is denial.
2006-10-19, 10:59 PM #23
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
This whole massassi/Brian has our souls business is really ridiculous. HE DOESNT HAVE OUR FRIGGIN SOULS. Why is the concept of someone else having your soul so entertaining to people? GAH!

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
2006-10-19, 11:14 PM #24
Originally posted by Brian:
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

A corollary: The greatest trick God ever pulled was convincing the world he did.
2006-10-20, 2:39 AM #25
Originally posted by Yecti:
The dictionary begs to differ.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gifted

Er...gift is not a verb. Your own link confirms that.

Edit: Nevermind.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2006-10-20, 3:11 AM #26
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
...does that make us zombies?


Hey! I resemble that remark..
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-10-20, 4:50 AM #27
Originally posted by Yecti:
The dictionary begs to differ.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gifted
THE DICTIONARY IS WRONG!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-10-20, 6:45 AM #28
Considering my activities in the last two days, I'm a puking WoW-playing zombie.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-20, 10:18 AM #29
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
This whole massassi/Brian has our souls business is really ridiculous. HE DOESNT HAVE OUR FRIGGIN SOULS. Why is the concept of someone else having your soul so entertaining to people? GAH!

:psyduck:




Well, you can always go die to find out... hah jk

I think its funny because in a sense, you CANT leave massassi... I was gone for probably a year, and now... im back. For no reason at all.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2006-10-20, 11:14 AM #30
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
Well, you can always go die to find out... hah jk

I think its funny because in a sense, you CANT leave massassi... I was gone for probably a year, and now... im back. For no reason at all.


I know what you mean! I was gone for what... 2 or 3 years then poof, all of a sudden I find myself posting on here daylie as if I'd never left the damn place. Funnier yet, I had no reason... no calling to come back. JK's dead and even star wars is dead to me now that EP3 is done. Yet here I am. Posting on an old JK and star wars forum like there is no tomorrow.

Now.... I wanna HOP ON THE MANNNNTRAIIIIIINNNNNNN!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

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