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Tell me I'm not alone
2006-10-21, 10:58 AM #1
Quote:
[13:50] <Aglar> ew ew ew ew ew
[13:50] <Aglar> i was switching my sister's sim card to a new cell phone for her
[13:50] <Aglar> the new phone is my girlfriends old one, so after i put the sim in i checked the new text messages to make sure they were my sister's and not my girlfriend's
[13:51] <Aglar> there was one from her boyfriend that mentioned sex
[13:51] <Aglar> i prefer to lie to myself to the effect that my sister is a virgin
[13:51] <landfish> lawl
[13:52] <Aglar> ugh, i feel sick


Something like this must have happened to someone else before.
2006-10-21, 11:07 AM #2
Given that my younger sister is 12, I am glad to say that I do not share your experience.
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2006-10-21, 11:15 AM #3
What your sister and I do behind closed doors is nobody's business but our own.
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2006-10-21, 11:51 AM #4
You should get in on the action.
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2006-10-21, 12:09 PM #5
That's awkward, Ag...
but think of it this way. At least you have blackmail material if you ever need it.
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2006-10-21, 12:09 PM #6
Originally posted by Echoman:
You should get in on the action.

Incest is Best
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2006-10-21, 12:24 PM #7
Originally posted by mscbuck:
Incest is Best


put your sister to the test?
Stuff
2006-10-21, 12:36 PM #8
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幻術
2006-10-21, 12:40 PM #9
Is she hot?
2006-10-21, 12:48 PM #10
My sister's married... I know she isn't a virgin. I'd be scared if she is.
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2006-10-21, 12:49 PM #11
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2006-10-21, 1:24 PM #12
REQUEST DENIED.
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2006-10-21, 1:38 PM #13
My sister is NOT a virgin.

Because she has two kids.
2006-10-21, 1:47 PM #14
Originally posted by Freelancer:
REQUEST DENIED.


Does she even look like your mom?
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2006-10-21, 1:51 PM #15
I'm with FGR on this one. But then again, last time we talked about Free's mom several of us got banned.

Good times...good times...

And I don't have a sister, and I'd really be flipping out if I learned my 10 year old fatass brother wasn't a virgin..
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2006-10-21, 2:21 PM #16
It is your duty as a brother to beat up any boyfriend she has. Unless you're the younger brother, then you can't. And remember, your father gets to kick their *** first, THEN you can finish him off.
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2006-10-21, 2:24 PM #17
I don't have a sister.
Pissed Off?
2006-10-21, 2:30 PM #18
I'm sure she would be thrilled to learn that her sexual habits are now part of an internet forum.

"HAY [sister] HOW MANY GUYZ DID YOU SCREW? YOSHI, BUCK, AND MB WANT TO KNOW?"
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2006-10-21, 3:23 PM #19
A couple months ago, a close friend of mine who is like a little sister to me who is only 17, got engaged.

I've always had alot of respect for her because she's a smart girl and she, like myself, is a christian and knows full well what the bible says about sex before marraige and all that stuff.
which is why her engagment was such a shock.

It had crossed my mind that she might be getting married because she got pregnant but that wasn't even a thought worth entertaining because she's smart, she knows and firmly believes what the bible says about this.

Which is why it was so much more shocking to find out that she was infact pregnant.

So when you say "i feel sick," you are not alone.
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2006-10-21, 3:31 PM #20
Originally posted by Freelancer:
My sister's married... I know she isn't a virgin. I'd be scared if she is.

Oh, she's not. Trust me.

Originally posted by JediGandalf:
I'm sure she would be thrilled to learn that her sexual habits are now part of an internet forum.

"HAY [sister] HOW MANY GUYZ DID YOU SCREW? YOSHI, BUCK, AND MB WANT TO KNOW?"

For the record, I could care less :P
D E A T H
2006-10-21, 4:06 PM #21
Originally posted by djwguitarman:
It had crossed my mind that she might be getting married because she got pregnant but that wasn't even a thought worth entertaining because she's smart, she knows and firmly believes what the bible says about this.

Which is why it was so much more shocking to find out that she was infact pregnant.

So when you say "i feel sick," you are not alone.


You crazy, crazy people - instead of having an abortion preferring to break a young girl's life just because of your religious preferences. The situation is sickening, but for all the different reasons.
幻術
2006-10-21, 4:15 PM #22
Religion trolling/bashing thread GOGOGOGO
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2006-10-21, 4:18 PM #23
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Oh, she's not. Trust me.


For the record, I could care less :P[/QUOTE]

Couldn't. If you could care less, you could possibly care a lot, with the possibility of caring less.


That always bothered me.. :p

Also: Agree with Koobie.
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2006-10-21, 4:47 PM #24
Aglar, how old is she? it makes the difference between this being shocking, being acceptable, or you just being deluded
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2006-10-21, 5:27 PM #25
Tell your dad.

Then kill the boyfriend.
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2006-10-21, 5:46 PM #26
Originally posted by maevie:
Aglar, how old is she? it makes the difference between this being shocking, being acceptable, or you just being deluded


I don't think it's going to matter that much.
Pissed Off?
2006-10-21, 7:14 PM #27
Originally posted by maevie:
Aglar, how old is she? it makes the difference between this being shocking, being acceptable, or you just being deluded

I'm 20, she's 23. It doesn't matter, she's my sister. Ew.

And to those saying beat up/kill the boyfriend, he's a cop, and a good guy.
2006-10-21, 7:40 PM #28
Originally posted by Avenger:
I don't think it's going to matter that much.


It matters a hell of a lot. Especially since she's 23, Aglar, YOUR SISTER IS HAVING SEX get over it =p
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2006-10-21, 7:44 PM #29
Originally posted by Aglar:
I'm 20, she's 23. It doesn't matter, she's my sister. Ew.

And to those saying beat up/kill the boyfriend, he's a cop, and a good guy.


Your sister is allowed to have a social life, whether or not you find it disgusting or not, you know. Damn dude, she's 23. Be glad that she's not a virgin.
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2006-10-21, 7:52 PM #30
You thought a sane woman would be a virgin at 23? Eeek.
幻術
2006-10-21, 8:25 PM #31
I realized she probably wasn't, I just prefer to tell myself she is. Do none of you have sisters?
2006-10-21, 8:37 PM #32
I have two sisters. I just don't have a problem with the knowledge they have sex.
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2006-10-21, 8:47 PM #33
Originally posted by Koobie:
You crazy, crazy people - instead of having an abortion preferring to break a young girl's life just because of your religious preferences. The situation is sickening, but for all the different reasons.



Either you were to impatient to fully comprehend where he was coming from, or you are just trolling. Either way, nice job. :rolleyes: Just what we need more of around here.
2006-10-21, 10:21 PM #34
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Either you were to impatient to fully comprehend where he was coming from, or you are just trolling. Either way, nice job. :rolleyes: Just what we need more of around here.


Well to be honest, the idea that religious discussion is taboo does have kind of a stranglehold on western society, one that we would do well to break. :o
2006-10-21, 10:40 PM #35
Consider it broken, religous discussion goes on a lot in massassi. Wether it's in regards to how we came to be, what happens to us afterwards, or why religous comics are so damn hilarious when they mean to be serious.
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2006-10-21, 10:52 PM #36
Originally posted by Aglar:
I realized she probably wasn't, I just prefer to tell myself she is. Do none of you have sisters?

My sister is 22. She is pretty well aware of the decisions and actions she does. It is not my place to badger or boss her life around. I have met her boyfriend many a time and I consider him to be a good guy.

Zell's right too. Kind of sucks to be the lone adult virgin in the family. I mean the whole family. Rest of the Clines are out getting tail and I'm pissing my life away.
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2006-10-21, 10:56 PM #37
I hear that brother =[
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2006-10-21, 10:56 PM #38
How did you guys manage to make this a religous debate?
Bring back the religous forum so this can stop happening!
2006-10-21, 11:24 PM #39
Originally posted by mscbuck:
Incest is Best


Buck mentioning incest scares me......HOLD ME!!!
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2006-10-21, 11:37 PM #40
Originally posted by Deadman:
I have two sisters. I just don't have a problem with the knowledge they have sex.

My dirty dirty mind inserted the word "together" after that sentence.

-I'm an only child, though I have some half-siblings out there. I assume they're not virigns, what with being in their 40s and all.
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