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Had massassi raised a child...

2006-10-22, 10:34 AM #1

JediKirby

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I was thinking about Maeve and realized she's far more sisterly than she once was long ago when I thought she was hot. (She's still purdy) Then I thought about some of the people at massassi that I dislike. They're all very sibling in tone, because I still appreciate them otherwise.

Then I got to thinking how massassi is definetly like my extended family.

Originally posted by Kroko:

Massassi would suck as a family. I would've turned out even WORSE if I had been raised by Massassians.

If massassi found a baby on our doorstep one morning, how would we raise it? State your family role, and what you'd teach the baby, and possibly at what age you'd teach him this.

Argue if someone wants to teach somethind different than you.

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2006-10-22, 10:38 AM #2

Rob

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I'd eat it.

Problem solved.

2006-10-22, 10:38 AM #3

Stinkywrix

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Originally posted by Rob:

I'd eat it.

Problem solved.

WIN

edit: If this is for serious, I'd probably be the brother that would like the kid, but if he/she did something annoying i'd probably drop him/her in the pool. Or something.

2006-10-22, 10:39 AM #4

ECHOMAN

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I'll would be one who will call Rob's parole officer to warn him.

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2006-10-22, 10:39 AM #5

Nikumubeki

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I'd get rid of it, no way I want a parasite.

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2006-10-22, 10:46 AM #6

Rob

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Originally posted by Echoman:

I'll would be one who will call Rob's parole officer to warn him.

Pffft.

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2006-10-22, 11:03 AM #7

maevie

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it's been so long since I looked at this, I can't remember what the different coloured lines mean. I found another version where I'd got as far as replacing 7 squares/circles with pics, but I obviously lost interest after that...

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2006-10-22, 11:46 AM #8

Zloc_Vergo

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Does this make me the baby?

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2006-10-22, 12:25 PM #9

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I remember that. I was TK v3, the random uncle.

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2006-10-22, 12:26 PM #10

Verticae

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If Massassi had to raise a baby, I'd be the family friend providing it with CD's and concert tickets.

2006-10-22, 12:33 PM #11

Vin

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I'm the gay uncle.

2006-10-22, 1:05 PM #12

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2006-10-22, 1:23 PM #13

kyle90

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I would try to teach it calculus. And fail miserably.

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2006-10-22, 1:48 PM #14

Martyn

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I'd be the older brother teaching it the ways of wooing.

And drinking.

2006-10-22, 2:16 PM #15

DesertPike

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Id be that uncle that comes by very infreqently and gives lame gifts then takes off as mysteriously as he arrived.

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2006-10-22, 2:25 PM #16

Gilgamesh85

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I'd be the shameless alcoholic uncle who tells the kid embarrassing secrets about the other family members.

2006-10-22, 2:28 PM #17

Baconfish

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I'd be that cousin that has an unusual accent and lives in that obscure little country somewhere.

nope.

2006-10-22, 2:57 PM #18

Zell

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This would be one seriously f***ed up baby.

DO NOT WANT.

2006-10-22, 3:26 PM #19

Jarl

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Teach him/her to drive, then get drunk and hit on him/her.

-Get yelled at by other members, cry, and stop speaking to the family for a long time.

2006-10-22, 3:44 PM #20

Zloc_Vergo

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I'm telling you, I'm that baby.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-10-22, 3:48 PM #21

Jarl

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Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

I'm telling you, I'm that baby.

*drunkenly* Hey... zloc, you know yuo... you're really starting to fill out, aren't yeh.

-Heh... come give yer cu- yer cuzin a kiss, hmmm?

2006-10-22, 4:11 PM #22

Petmc.

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I would be the mysterious uncle that would show up when he was of age and reveal his true destiny

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2006-10-22, 4:27 PM #23

JediKirby

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Well, obviously: SOMEONE would have to give him a quest or two.

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2006-10-22, 4:46 PM #24

kyle90

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Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

I'm telling you, I'm that baby.

WHAT IS THE DERIVATIVE OF x^2???

Stuff

2006-10-22, 4:53 PM #25

Baconfish

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2x I hope.

nope.

2006-10-22, 4:55 PM #26

Zloc_Vergo

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Originally posted by kyle90:

WHAT IS THE DERIVATIVE OF x^2???

You failed miserably at teaching me calculus, remember?

Wait a few months until I get to plotting graphs and whatnot in Algebra.

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2006-10-22, 4:59 PM #27

Bobbert

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I've always heard that babys instinctually know how to swim, so this would be the perfect chance to toss our tot into a pool and see what happens.

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2006-10-22, 5:55 PM #28

Roach

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Well, according to my role in the Massassian "family" as shown in the chart Maevie posted, I would teach it the proper Y-incision while performing it on its freshly-poisoned corpse.

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2006-10-22, 5:58 PM #29

happydud

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Wow, you realize only like.. six of those people on that chart are still around?

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2006-10-22, 6:07 PM #30

Jay

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This is it.

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2006-10-22, 6:08 PM #31

Roach

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Cold-snap killed off Morpheus' village.

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2006-10-22, 7:38 PM #32

JediKirby

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That baby's like

"So I like pooh bear. What the **** is it to you, huh? I didn't think so. *****."

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2006-10-22, 8:00 PM #33

Ruthven

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this thread has gone right over my heed

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2006-10-22, 8:25 PM #34

Gebohq

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Obviously, I'd be its English/writing teacher.

And maevie: wow! I haven't seen that in such a long time. Pretty crazy stuff!

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2006-10-22, 8:40 PM #35

Dj Yoshi

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I would teach it how to shank. That way, if it ever went to prison, it'd be ready.

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2006-10-22, 8:55 PM #36

phoenix_9286

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I'd be the one that let it play violent video games, and taught it how blowing things up, is just damn fun.

.... Then we'd go on a quest to kill Jack Thompson.

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2006-10-22, 11:20 PM #37

Martyn

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Originally posted by Jarl:

*drunkenly* Hey... zloc, you know yuo... you're really starting to fill out, aren't yeh.

-Heh... come give yer cu- yer cuzin a kiss, hmmm?

My ex is now shagging her first cousin :downs:. The already have the same surname. Oh, and it's her birthday and I won't be calling her.

/Not bitter
//In fact I'm very happy for me

2006-10-22, 11:26 PM #38

JediKirby

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Originally posted by Martyn:

My ex is now shagging her first cousin :downs:. The already have the same surname. Oh, and it's her birthday and I won't be calling her.

/Not bitter
//In fact I'm very happy for me

Wow, are you kidding? FIRST cousin? Sick.

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2006-10-22, 11:35 PM #39

Martyn

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I kid you not my favourite midget.

2006-10-22, 11:54 PM #40

Jarl

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Originally posted by Martyn:

My ex is now shagging her first cousin :downs:. The already have the same surname. Oh, and it's her birthday and I won't be calling her.

/Not bitter
//In fact I'm very happy for me

You should call her up.

-Congratulate her on her bug-eyed webbed feet babies.