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What do you think of when your hear "America" or "Americans"
2006-10-23, 6:09 PM #1
I have a homework assignment of what are 15 things other countries think of the U.S. I was hoping some of you guys might be able to help me out.
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2006-10-23, 6:11 PM #2
Canada [Least what i hear and say]- Warmongers to the south.
2006-10-23, 6:12 PM #3
****inger burgerboys.

Oh wait..*looks outside and sees American flag*
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2006-10-23, 6:13 PM #4
Things I think of are NASCAR and obesity :psyduck:
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-10-23, 6:14 PM #5
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Canada [Least what i hear and say]- Warmongers to the south.



Not likely.

I see them as people just like us, cept with some crazy soccer moms here and there.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-10-23, 6:15 PM #6
When I think of America, I think of awesome.

And also pwnage.

And maybe cow-based products.

But mostly just awesome.
2006-10-23, 6:44 PM #7
Freedom... I have more freedom here than back in the middle east and India anyway :p.
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- Ruthven
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2006-10-23, 6:59 PM #8
America:

Bombs

War

Terrorists

Bush

Backwards

Team America

Jews

Christians

FBI

Slow decent into Facist Empire :v:



...

well you did ask
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2006-10-23, 7:08 PM #9
To add on Ruthy's, but I'm American.

Bombs

War

Terrorists

Bush

Backwards

Team America

Jews

Christians

FBI

Slow decent into Facist Empire :v: [/SIZE]

Cowboy hats

Mafia

Rich

Free gift with purchase

Indiana Jones
2006-10-23, 7:22 PM #10
i think of a map. first thing.

then a flag

then the capitol building

washington monument

etc etc.


odd that its all symbols of what made this nation great, even though i have little faith in the voters anymore. DONT VOTE FOR STUPID! VOTE YES ON SCHOOL LEVYS!
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-10-23, 7:28 PM #11
I think ENTERTAINMENT. I think stupid laws and bureaucrats wielding actual power. I also think it's good I'm not there. And that's considering that a riot squad was shooting tear gas grenades in our general direction yesterday. So yeah.

Oh, I also think Subway sandwiches and Pizza Hut. And McDonalds, but that's filthy.
幻術
2006-10-23, 8:07 PM #12
[Canada]

Our backwards cousins.
2006-10-23, 8:12 PM #13
Snow? Snow! Snow.
2006-10-23, 8:19 PM #14
[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/partriotismnew9xr.gif]
Stuff
2006-10-23, 8:32 PM #15
**** Yeah!
.
2006-10-23, 8:40 PM #16
Apple Pie!
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2006-10-23, 8:58 PM #17
Well, if you're asking merely of the word 'America', the first thing that comes to mind is a geographic map of the Western Hemisphere. (Blame me for liking geographic maps.)

When I think of the country that we for some reason call "America".. (I've lived here twenty-five years and I STILL don't understand that.) the first things I think of are:

Wisconsin

Home

My Parents' Farm

Hills

Trees

Autumn

Apples


There's your stream of consciousness for you, lad.


EDIT:

Good god, did I even read what you said in the post? Well, read, yes. Comprehended completely, no. Oops.

But if it's of interest- back in high school, we asked a German exchange student what the general image of a United States resident was to most Germans. She said: "A big fat guy with a hamburger and a big car."
2006-10-23, 10:58 PM #18
Arrogance
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2006-10-23, 11:12 PM #19
Some old phrase, which went something like this:

Quote:
America is like a dog in a small room, running around and knocking everything over.


Oh how much you show the world how much of that dog you really are. :)

That and an advancement to the rest of the world by 60 years.

Not to forget:

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/zmonks/pfft.jpg]
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2006-10-24, 12:34 AM #20
Hmm...

The map.
Large country with an even larger economy and yet an even larger military.
Fast food.
Big cars and cheap fuel to support them.
Bush.
Governator.
Movies.
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2006-10-24, 3:16 AM #21
That idiot President Bush. (well, the way he speaks he sounds like an idiot anyway).
Fast food.
High School shootings.
Racism.
Patriotism taken to the point that it's basically it's own religion.
TV.
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2006-10-24, 4:19 AM #22
Thanks guys. All of your feedback helped and I found it amusing :P
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2006-10-24, 5:13 AM #23
Negative:

that MONKEY named BUSH

highschool shootings

gun control

2 party system

wars

terrorism

patriotism/nationalism

isolationism

capitalism

pollution

conservative thinking

neo-cons

secret intelligence networks

mass hysteria

war crimes

human rights violations

obesitas

huge quantities of meat

"biggest, mostest, bestest"

rednecks

religious extremists

racial segregation

insane fear of socialism/communism


Positive:

Ambitions

Urban culture

Art

Creative thinkers

Rock music

Popular culture in general; movies, games, comics, etc.

Beautiful, versatile country

National Parks

Roadmovies

Dinosaurs

Empowerment

Science
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2006-10-24, 5:50 AM #24
David Hasselhoff.
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2006-10-24, 6:26 AM #25
Late night chat sessions.
2006-10-24, 7:10 AM #26
America:

Based on great ideals

Seemingly failing those in some regards

Cheap stuff

Fast food

Obesity

Awesome landscapes

Money

Overblown patriotism

Guns, lots of guns

Bad foreign policy

Huge cars

Conspiracy theorists

Sprawling suburbs

Cornfields that stretch on forever

Complicated tiered political system

Christian fundamentalism
2006-10-24, 7:15 AM #27
Originally posted by SiliconC:
**** Yeah!
**** Yeah!
Ban Jin!
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2006-10-24, 7:52 AM #28
Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
Dinosaurs


...what? :confused:
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2006-10-24, 8:09 AM #29
Yeah, lots of Dinosaur bones were found in the USA. It's dinosaur country!
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2006-10-24, 8:19 AM #30
dimebag darrell lol
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2006-10-24, 8:26 AM #31
I shield my ears when hear the word.
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-24, 8:36 AM #32
To be honest the first thing I picture in my mind is the Old West.
nope.
2006-10-24, 12:05 PM #33
Originally posted by SiliconC:
**** Yeah!


This, and "we're gonna free the **** out of you!"
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2006-10-24, 3:03 PM #34
Canadian:

First thing that came to mind when I read the topic was "obesity". Then Bush and war.
2006-10-25, 7:04 AM #35
Thanks to FGR all I can think of is Burgerboys.
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-10-25, 8:51 AM #36
i get very sad and even more tempted to post the wtc owned picture.
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2006-10-25, 4:52 PM #37
[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Banditkeith.jpg]

"In America!"
2006-10-25, 6:05 PM #38
Originally posted by Cloud:
[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Banditkeith.jpg]

"In America!"



was *JUST* about to post a screencap like that. ***.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-10-26, 3:27 AM #39
America...
America...
America, **** YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother ****ing day yeah,
America, **** YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, **** YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my *****,
America, **** YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

**** YEAH!

McDonalds, **** YEAH!
Wal-Mart, **** YEAH!
The Gap, **** YEAH!
Baseball, **** YEAH!
NFL, ****, YEAH!
Rock and roll, **** YEAH!
The Internet, **** YEAH!
Slavery, **** YEAH!

**** YEAH!

Starbucks, **** YEAH!
Disney world, **** YEAH!
Porno, **** YEAH!
Valium, **** YEAH!
Reeboks, **** YEAH!
Fake ****, **** YEAH!
Sushi, **** YEAH!
Taco Bell, **** YEAH!
Rodeos, **** YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (**** yeah, **** yeah)

Liberty, **** YEAH!
White Slips, **** YEAH!
The Alamo, **** YEAH!
Band-aids, **** YEAH!
Las Vegas, **** YEAH!
Christmas, **** YEAH!
Immigrants, **** YEAH!
Popeye, **** YEAH!
Demarcates, **** YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(**** yeah, **** yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

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