sweetness

That's funny. Hehehehehehe.

I take it you have a number of spare tampons lying about?

A girl once made a doll of me out of a tampon. It was back when I had an afro, so all she had to do was get the very end wet.

I'm not even going to think of the voodoo applications with that.

my friend pointed out that they're too expensive to go wasting them on decorations, but I disagree. everyone on my campus should do it. How strange and terrifying would it be when guys came over to visit the women's college with tampon ghosts and bats hanging everywhere?

That would be creppy. They guys could counter with condom ghosts.