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Valuable Life Lessons
2006-10-28, 5:43 PM #1
I learned a very valuable lesson when I was 5 years old: beehives are not piñatas.

What lessons have you learned?
2006-10-28, 5:44 PM #2
Girls don't have cooties, unless cooties = AIDS.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-10-28, 5:50 PM #3
Don't ever get involved with a mommy's girl.
Pissed Off?
2006-10-28, 5:53 PM #4
Nver poke the back of your throat.
2006-10-28, 5:53 PM #5
Wiggle before you wipe.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2006-10-28, 5:56 PM #6
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Wiggle before you wipe.

***.

I just spat water on my monitor.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-10-28, 6:11 PM #7
Don't read threads while drinking.
nope.
2006-10-28, 6:52 PM #8
Originally posted by Sith_Devastator:
I learned a very valuable lesson when I was 5 years old: beehives are not piñatas.


He wields the chaos grid!
Stuff
2006-10-28, 7:50 PM #9
Pants are not bananas. The truth lies in their orange skin.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-10-28, 8:12 PM #10
It's "Protect and Serve", not "Look the Other Way and be a Nice Person".

-Not at all.
2006-10-29, 1:02 AM #11
Originally posted by kyle90:
He wields the chaos grid!


<3
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2006-10-29, 1:11 AM #12
Interesting...why was the password changed?
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-10-29, 1:29 AM #13
Dresses are thin, and in high winds and cold weather do not keep you warm.

I learned that one tonight. Brrrrr...
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2006-10-29, 1:35 AM #14
Beheading someone isn't as easy as it sounds.
D E A T H
2006-10-29, 1:59 AM #15
Never walk backwards calling out for your friends while tense music plays in the background.
2006-10-29, 6:00 AM #16
Don't kick the doghouse when you're trying to be stealthy.
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2006-10-29, 7:18 AM #17
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Wiki's Lessons in Life
:D
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-10-29, 2:06 PM #18
If you're the only black guy in a group of white people, you'll die first.
2006-10-29, 8:42 PM #19
When posting your 0x1000 memorial post thread, count the time between your initial registration and now CAREFULLY.

2006-10-30, 6:26 AM #20
Do not stand near toilets that you just peed in when opening things that are stuck.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

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