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Mb molests children
2006-10-30, 8:39 PM #1
John Stewart is appalled.
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2006-10-30, 8:40 PM #2
It's true he touched me once in my happy place
Stuff
2006-10-30, 8:43 PM #3
lawl
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-10-30, 8:49 PM #4
:/
2006-10-30, 10:54 PM #5
.'/
2006-10-30, 11:01 PM #6
I knew it all along.
2006-10-30, 11:32 PM #7
Because you're a minor?
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2006-10-30, 11:32 PM #8
No, because he has downs.

And mb is down with the downs.



That and he thought downs kids wouldn't remember being kiddy fiddled.
2006-10-30, 11:34 PM #9
Are you down with kiddy fiddling?

I'm down, I'm down.
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2006-10-31, 12:11 AM #10
Originally posted by kyle90:
It's true he touched me once in my happy place
Who hasn't?
Ban Jin!
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2006-10-31, 1:32 AM #11
Yeah; you're kind of a whore. I cannot tell a lie.
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2006-10-31, 11:02 AM #12
Is there anything more pure and beautiful than the love of a child?
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2006-10-31, 11:08 AM #13
Coming from someone who has a history of posting young female anime characters, that is a rather disturbing comment...
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2006-10-31, 11:53 AM #14
This thread disturbs me... even though I'm British and don't get the whole picture at the top, IT STILL SCARES ME.
A slightly more stripy Gee_4ce, and more than just Something British...

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2006-10-31, 11:55 AM #15
It's the National Association of Marlon-Brando Look-Alikes
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2006-10-31, 12:11 PM #16
I want to be a child again, just for mb. ^_^
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-31, 12:17 PM #17
; _ ;
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-10-31, 12:18 PM #18
Jepman made MB cry!


NO ONE WANTS TO MOLLEST A FAT KID. DUH!
2006-10-31, 12:30 PM #19
I'm not fat, I'm big boned! Maaaaa I want more cheesie poofs!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-31, 12:35 PM #20
You're not fat.

You're ****ing really fat.


I WIN.
2006-10-31, 12:41 PM #21
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2006-10-31, 1:14 PM #22
Originally posted by Rob:
You're not fat.

You're ****ing really fat.


I WIN.


That's right. Com'ere I'm gonna eat ye. I'm higher up in the fewd chain.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-31, 1:20 PM #23
Pffft.

Beached whales are lower on the food chain than me, because they're stupid.
2006-10-31, 1:24 PM #24
Sorry, no whale here. no blow hole. Perhaps an oversized elephant.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-10-31, 2:26 PM #25
I'll molest you, Jepman.
More cushion for the pushin'.

-Also, Gee, it's the North American Man-Boy Love Association. I'd google it to make sure I got that right, but I'm afraid I'll be put on some kind of list for doing so.
2006-10-31, 4:25 PM #26
Originally posted by Jarl:
North American Man-Boy Love Association

That's correct. The strange thing is that their website seems to contain a lot of writings by people who at least claim to be female. Their review (more of an analysis, really) of Harry Potter is a riot- it's extremely long, spends most of its time talking about other books, and uses such infallible logic as "Ron has red hair, therefore he must be gay." I'm skipping a few steps on that last one of course, but that was the conclusion they arrived at.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2006-10-31, 5:09 PM #27
Of course you of all members are familiar with the contents of NAMBLA's website...
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2006-10-31, 9:57 PM #28
Holy God, I thought you were joking and yet that thing is true.

Damn you Americans are nuts.
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2006-10-31, 9:59 PM #29
I blame religion.
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2006-10-31, 11:19 PM #30
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Holy God, I thought you were joking and yet that thing is true.

Damn you Americans are nuts.

Yep. It's real.
And it's nothing compared to "Shota". It's Japanese porn of... well, if you don't know I shouldn't say and if you do know then I needn't say.

-'course, Pederasty is an extremely common tradition in all nations and ethnicities across the world, it just so happens that in this day and age it's both rarer and far more taboo that it was, say, 150 years ago.
2006-11-01, 5:17 AM #31
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Holy God, I thought you were joking and yet that thing is true.

Damn you Americans are nuts.


It's real...there was a South Park episode about it once.
2006-11-01, 2:42 PM #32
Hence the "Marlon Brando Look-Alikes" thing.

-I actually loved that episode. Partially for that, partially for the scooby-doo chase scene.

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