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Six packs
2006-11-03, 4:43 PM #1
I am starting to do crutches each day so I can start to build muscle in my abs. But at school I see this person and he has a crooked six pack. It's not ridiculously ugly but it be nice to have a straight one. How does that happen? He said his muscles were aligned like that. Is there a way to prevent that?

Thanks and wish me luck on working out.
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2006-11-03, 4:47 PM #2
Maybe it just says something of his character. So if you want straight six packs, have good character. ;) (Actually it is probably just how he was born.) Oh, and unless you like the appearance of having ridiculously ripped abs and thin, weak arms, then I suggest you also work out the other parts of your body.
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2006-11-03, 4:58 PM #3
Nope, how your muscles are aligned are how your muscles are aligned. You can't alter that doing anything short of massive surgery, and no doctor would agree to cut up your abdominal wall just so you have a straight six pack.
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2006-11-03, 5:01 PM #4
I love six packs. I think I might drink one tonight.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-11-03, 6:08 PM #5
Screw six packs, I like my keg. ;)
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2006-11-03, 6:51 PM #6
I have a six pack. I keep it in a cooler.
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2006-11-03, 7:16 PM #7
He's obviously gay.
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2006-11-03, 8:06 PM #8
Screw beer.

Jack Daniels for life.
2006-11-04, 7:15 AM #9
I'm afraid you won't get anywhere using crutches.
nope.
2006-11-04, 10:11 AM #10
Is crunches all you have to do to get a 6 pack?
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2006-11-04, 11:26 AM #11
You also have to be quite lean. If not, you'll still have the abs, but they'll be unseen.
2006-11-04, 11:50 AM #12
You need anabolic steroids.
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2006-11-05, 2:33 AM #13
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
I am starting to do crutches each day so I can start to build muscle in my abs. But at school I see this person and he has a crooked six pack. It's not ridiculously ugly but it be nice to have a straight one. How does that happen? He said his muscles were aligned like that. Is there a way to prevent that?

Thanks and wish me luck on working out.

WHY? Why get a six pack if you can afford a barrel.
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2006-11-05, 10:12 AM #14
You can't spot reduce fat or build enough muscle mass in your abs to make them visible through a layer of fat. Everyone has abs - they are just covered by your body fat. If you want the 6-pack look, those crunches are doing nothing for you. You need to reduce your total body fat and eat properly.
2006-11-05, 10:53 AM #15
I carry a keg around my middle, not a six-pack.
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