Let's see.... Soccer: (sum1giveusaname, I frankly don't give a darn what you care about in this aspect. The other Euro's and Aussies don't care, so your outnumbered. You give all Brits a very bad name with that attitude. I call it soccer, you call it Football. Live with it.)
Anyway, in SOCCER, I played as a goalie or a mid-fielder. I was a big guy, but quick, so I suprised some people.
In Football, I was Center, Offensive Guard, Offensive Tackle, Noseguard, Defensive Tackle, Defensive End, Cornerback, Linebacker... I think I nailed them all. Apparently,the coaches needed me about anywhere.
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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:
"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...
maeve