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The Second Annual Great Massassian Christmas Card Send
2006-11-04, 8:09 AM #1
It's that time of the year again?

What time?

The time where everyone sends me their address and I mail them a Christmas card!

Sounds dangerous.

Don't worry, I'm only going to use it to send you a Christmas card. Nothing else.

Even if I live in Canada, the UK, Finland, Hungary, Australia, or India?

Yes. Anywhere in the world, provided you get me your address in the next week or two.

Why so soon? It's not even Christmas time yet.

Well, international shipping takes a while. Also, I need time to write two dozen cards, and buy the postage.

Won't international postage be expensive?

Yes, however, depending on how many internationals I have to send, it might be cheaper to send all of the the cards for a particular nation in a parcel to one person to distribute locally, rather than sending a bunch individually.

So will you need someone in Canada and someone in the UK willing to distribute the cards locally, to save you international postage?

Yes. If anyone is willing, they can post here, or PM me. I will probably mail a large envelope containing several cards to a single person, who can then send them using local mail to the people in their country. It should be much cheaper for me, and minimal to the distributer.

Ok, I am going to give you my address!

Whoa, slow down. If you don't want to publicly post your address, you can PM it to me, or email it to me at helleq at gmail dot com. If you do give me your address, post here so others will know you are willing, and so I know how many addresses to expect. Also, please don't send me bogus addresses. Postage and cards cost money.

Ok now I am going to give you my address!

Not just yet... When you give me your address, please put it in this format:

Massassi Name
Real Name
123 Streetname
City, State
Zip/Local Code
International information (if applicable)

I will use your real name on the outside envelope, and your Massassi name on the inside of the card, unless otherwise specified. If you don't want your parents/wife/girlfriend/friends to know you're getting cards from strangers on the internet, let me know, and I will only use your real name.

So you're going to send a card to anyone who wants one? Even people who don't like you?

Yup, anyone. It's something fun and nice to do for Christmas time.

Wow, sounds fun!

Then everyone can go ahead and post their addresses, or any questions or concerns they have!


[ There seems to be some confusion as to how this works. Let me clarify.

You give me your address. I send you a Christmas Card, nothing else. You don't have to send anything. No one else gets your address. Other than giving me your address, you don't have to do anything, it's all one way. It's not an exchange, just a card from me to you.

Also, each card is personalized for the recipient. It's not just a "Merry Christmas from Steven" stamp on each one. I draw pictures or write funny things. Maybe some of those who got one last year can post a scan, if they still have the car lying about somewhere. ]
2006-11-04, 8:16 AM #2
Done! w00t :D
2006-11-04, 8:20 AM #3
You know I want one. (PM)
Ban Jin!
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2006-11-04, 8:30 AM #4
Awesome, I'm in. (in PM)
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-11-04, 8:39 AM #5
I still have my first one.

:D
2006-11-04, 8:46 AM #6
Some of you simpletons aren't following the format.

Massassi Name
Real Name
123 Streetname
City, State
Zip/Local Code
International information (if applicable)

You need to put your real name! At least your first name. Do you want your parents opening up your Christmas card to find lewd pictures of me in questionable poses? I think not.

[ There seems to be some confusion as to how this works. Let me clarify.

You give me your address. I send you a Christmas Card, nothing else. You don't have to send anything. No one else gets your address. Other than giving me your address, you don't have to do anything, it's all one way. It's not an exchange, just a card from me to you.

Also, each card is personalized for the recipient. It's not just a "Merry Christmas from Steven" stamp on each one. I draw pictures or write funny things. Maybe some of those who got one last year can post a scan, if they still have the car lying about somewhere. ]
2006-11-04, 9:53 AM #7
Quote:
<Steven[]Out> GENKI
<Steven[]Out> Post on the thread

SCREW YOU STEVEN, I DECLINE TO Poh-****
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-11-04, 9:55 AM #8
PM sent
2006-11-04, 9:57 AM #9
Draco_Zandros volunteered to be the UK distributer, if I get enough UK recipients. I have to weigh it out after I get all of the addresses and determine which method would be least expensive.
2006-11-04, 10:01 AM #10
But he only has 7 posts, and you're going to give him all the UK addresses!

He's probably a rapist.
2006-11-04, 10:02 AM #11
or an international superhero
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-11-04, 10:02 AM #12
He's been hanging around in the chat quite a bit. Seems like a decent fellow.

If any of the UK people complain, though, I'll send them so somewhere else. It is their addresses, after all.
2006-11-04, 10:22 AM #13
MINI-STORY WHILE WE WAIT
Quote:
<Steven[]Out> Or when I went skinny dipping in a dirty stink rive in Kazahkstan?
<smocc> ...why?
<Steven[]Out> Because it was hot
<Steven[]Out> and the water was cold
<smocc> I beg to differ, but carry on
<Steven[]Out> I was in Kazahkstan July 2005
<Steven[]Out> And it was about 108 and very humid
<Steven[]Out> And we were driving down the road (which is an adventure in itself), and crossed a river
<Steven[]Out> The driver said "Americans want svim in vater?"
<Steven[]Out> So we said "Yes"
<Steven[]Out> And he said "Ok." He pulled over, and we all got out.
<Steven[]Out> "Where's the water?"
<Steven[]Out> "Vater is vight der." He pointed at the drity river
<Steven[]Out> "You want us to swim in that?!"
<Steven[]Out> "da, vater is very good for svim"
<Nikumubeki> OMG KAZAKHSTAN
<Nikumubeki> DID YOU MEET BORAT
<Steven[]Out> So we all went down to the water
<Steven[]Out> We didnt have swim suits or anything
<Steven[]Out> So we all hid behind bushes and trees and jumped in
<Steven[]Out> Well, hid behind bushes and trees then stripped and jumped in
<Steven[]Out> SO we're all swimming in a dirty stink Kustanay River in kazahkstan
<Steven[]Out> Naked
<Steven[]Out> And there's a little island in the middle, so we all raced over there
<Steven[]Out> While we're headed for the island, some kids come along and yell at us
<Steven[]Out> So we yell back
<Steven[]Out> And they steal our clothes
<Steven[]Out> And run off
<genk> any hot chicks?
<Steven[]Out> In the water?
<genk> durr
<Steven[]Out> My now-girlfriend was there
<Steven[]Out> Back then she wasn't my girlfriend
<Steven[]Out> But now we have a conundrum
<Steven[]Out> We're all naked
<Steven[]Out> And have no clothes
<smocc> And that's when she became your girlfriend
<CoolMatty> haha
<Steven[]Out> So I volunteered to run to the van and find something for us to wear
<Steven[]Out> So I sprint across the bank, up a small hill, to the van
<Steven[]Out> And I will tell you the rest later

YOU LEAVE US IN SUSPENSE MISTAR STEVEN
UNTIL NOW
Quote:
<Steven[]Out> So anyway
<Steven[]Out> I'm in the Van on the side of the road
<Steven[]Out> And I see that there are a two towels
<Steven[]Out> so I pull them out of the van
<Steven[]Out> One comes out, but the other is stuck on something
<Steven[]Out> So I pull and pull
<Steven[]Out> Now, about this time, two Kazahk police show up
<Steven[]Out> They saw the van, on the side of the road, rocking back and forth
<Steven[]Out> Now, Kazahk police don't look like American police
<Steven[]Out> They look like Soldiers
<Steven[]Out> So I finally get the towel free, and run down the hill to the river
<Steven[]Out> Now, imagine you're a policeman
<Steven[]Out> Imagine you're a cop, and you see a van rocking and shaking, then a naked guy jumps out and runs away
<Steven[]Out> What do you do?
<Steven[]Out> Remember, I look like a Kazahk (if you'v ever seen a picture of me)
<Steven[]Out> One checks he van, the other chases me
<Steven[]Out> I get to the river, and the cop follows and tackles me
<Steven[]Out> He starts yelling in Russian
<Steven[]Out> I start yelling in general
<Steven[]Out> He cuffs me
<Steven[]Out> Then the others in the water come out from behind the reeds
<Steven[]Out> And the driver explained what had happened
<Steven[]Out> But not until after I got all scratched up from lying naked on a dirty Kazahk river bed
<Steven[]Out> So the cops let me go
<Steven[]Out> But we're still all naked, except for the two girls who get the towels
<Steven[]Out> Luckily, the cops were nice, and gave us some rain poncho type things that they had in the back of their car
<Steven[]Out> So we got in the van, mostly naked, drive back to the house, then one by one run in, and put on some clothes
<Steven[]Out> And that was how I almost got arrested naked in a dirty Kazahk river
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-11-04, 10:22 AM #14
I'm giving you my school address, but winter break starts dec. 9 or some such (but since it's a PO Box, I don't feel like I'm distributing my home address online)
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Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-11-04, 10:22 AM #15
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:

He's probably a rapist.


:D

Who did this last year?
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-11-04, 10:29 AM #16
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']But he only has 7 posts, and you're going to give him all the UK addresses!

He's probably a rapist.

I have so few posts because Massassi decided it didn't like me one day.
2006-11-04, 10:43 AM #17
Originally posted by Tracer:
:D

Who did this last year?

I sent the cards last year as well. I think I sent out 16 or 17 cards, but I don't remember who recieved them. JG, Genk, Kirb, CoolMatty, Stinywrix, quedsadilla_red, Thrawn Numbers, West Wind, Sarn, and a few others.
2006-11-04, 12:02 PM #18
OH EM GEE, I LURV STEVEN'S CHRISTMAS CHEER.

It's the only time that ******* is nice.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
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2006-11-04, 12:12 PM #19
And now you got my address tooooo.

I should do something like this for my ISB writers... >.>
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2006-11-04, 1:45 PM #20
Give me your adress, I'll send yours from last year back.

:P I'm totally in.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-11-04, 1:50 PM #21
Anyone can send me a card:

Steven
2497 N Riverside Ave
Rialto, CA, 92377
2006-11-05, 10:29 PM #22
>.>
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-11-08, 11:27 AM #23
Damn you Americans are nuts.

Or then not.

Right.

Ok.
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2006-11-08, 11:39 AM #24
Originally posted by Steven:
Anyone can send me a card:

Steven
2497 N Riverside Ave
Rialto, CA, 92377


Can I send you a severed goat head? :gbk:
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-11-08, 11:41 AM #25
Hey, I don't mind if people stalk me.

LordVirus
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3 Iowa St., Apt #2
Worcester, MA
01602
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2006-11-08, 11:41 AM #26
If you want to pay the postage.

Where would you get a severed goat head?

I think I still have your address from last year. I'm going to send you "something".
2006-11-08, 11:42 AM #27
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']But he only has 7 posts, and you're going to give him all the UK addresses!

He's probably a rapist.


He's Berlick!
nope.
2006-11-08, 11:59 AM #28
So far, no one has mentioned that they don't want me using their real name.

This means that everyone is going to have their Massassi username on the inside of their card.

The envelope will say

Ian
Address
Crappy City, MN

And the card will say

"Dear Genki,
Merry Christmas etc"

Let me know if anyone wants theirs to be changed.
2006-11-08, 12:19 PM #29
You, sir, have PM.

Also, please use my real name for the address since it's not going to find me otherwise :o
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2006-11-08, 12:23 PM #30
Originally posted by Steven:
If you want to pay the postage.

Where would you get a severed goat head?

I think I still have your address from last year. I'm going to send you "something".


Yea, I was wondering where I'd get the head. I think I'll abandon the project and send you a normal christmas card and actually be nice for once.

Please don't send me Anthrax, though, that would suck. :(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-11-08, 12:25 PM #31
Originally posted by Jepman:
Yea, I was wondering where I'd get the head. I think I'll abandon the project and send you a normal christmas card and actually be nice for once.

Please don't send me Anthrax, though, that would suck. :(

Jepbaby, gimme your address, i want to send you a card :o
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2006-11-08, 1:13 PM #32
I can't seem to find your address from last year, Jep. Send it to me again.




Got it, Petri.
2006-11-08, 1:45 PM #33
Hmmm, I wont be at my house this christmas, I'll be halfway across the country! I'll have to give you my grandma's address whenever I find it.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-11-08, 1:50 PM #34
I promise we wont sneak in and steal all the grandmotherlyawesome-baked food.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-11-08, 2:10 PM #35
Actually, I'd probably rather have my real name. Unless you've already made mine.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-11-08, 2:36 PM #36
PM'D.

And as I said, I'll send through any cards in Holland, Germany too if need be.
2006-11-08, 3:21 PM #37
Might as well.

You still have my address.
D E A T H
2006-11-09, 1:00 PM #38
I bought all the cards and stamps. REGISTRATION CLOSED (except I have one airmail stamp left)
2006-11-10, 9:03 AM #39
Well, I stamped all the envelopes. I have two airmail (non-US) stamps left, and a few domestic (US) stamps remaining, and plenty of cards. Any takers?
2006-11-10, 9:28 AM #40
me! please?
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
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