[I don't know who James McCabe is, I just found this on another forum and thought it was pretty funny.]
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This is James McCabe's essay on Spotted Owls. He actually submitted this for a grade.
James hasn't been to classes in 6 weeks or so. James was hammered one night and decided to check out his teacher’s website and see what the class was up to. He noticed he had an essay due the following day. The topic… Spotted Owls… James decided to tackle this assignment right then and there.
The professor he submitted this to asked James for permission to post this as a “What Not to Write” paper.
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/rturpyn/essay.htm
James hasn't been to classes in 6 weeks or so. James was hammered one night and decided to check out his teacher’s website and see what the class was up to. He noticed he had an essay due the following day. The topic… Spotted Owls… James decided to tackle this assignment right then and there.
The professor he submitted this to asked James for permission to post this as a “What Not to Write” paper.
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/rturpyn/essay.htm
