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All Your Calvin Are Belong To Hobbes.
2004-07-04, 6:58 PM #1
[http://php.localhost.nl/stuff/images/bigimages/ayb_calvin_and_hobbes.jpg]

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-04, 7:13 PM #2
cute [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-07-04, 7:18 PM #3
Brilliant! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-07-04, 7:50 PM #4
I truly cannot believe someone massacred a Calvin and Hobbes comic.

Simply horrible.

[This message has been edited by Evil_Tofu (edited July 04, 2004).]
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2004-07-04, 7:51 PM #5
That's fancy.

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2004-07-04, 9:50 PM #6
Death awaits you.
2004-07-04, 9:50 PM #7
Please don't piss on my childhood like that..
2004-07-04, 9:52 PM #8
Truly a king of comedy.

[http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/horror.jpg]

[This message has been edited by Drac (edited July 05, 2004).]
2004-07-04, 9:53 PM #9
I want you to die. I want you to die fast and I want you to die soon. I want your family to sign forms waiving their right to reproduce. I want every mark you have soiled the fabric of society with erased and laws passed, much like they have done in Germany regarding Hitler, that your name cannot be spoken and your likeness cannot be displayed, except in the form of an effigy to be burned and urinated on.

You have defiled a very sacred thing, and no other punishment shall suffice.

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2004-07-04, 9:54 PM #10
Nice job. And stuff. Now I'm going to touch myself with these rats.

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2004-07-04, 9:56 PM #11
You did not just put AYB in Calvin and Hobbes.

You did not just put AYB in Calvin and Hobbes.

You did not just put AYB in Calvin and Hobbes.

You did not just put AYB in Calvin and Hobbes.

*reads the first post*

You did.

DIE![/i]

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2004-07-05, 2:15 AM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Nice job. And stuff. Now I'm going to touch myself with these rats.

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Calvin and Hobbes meets AYB meets Penny Arcade... yikes :O

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2004-07-05, 3:24 AM #13
I'm torn, I should be hating it because Calvin and Hobbeshas been defiled, but yet I find it funny.

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2004-07-05, 3:36 AM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KegZ:
I'm torn, I should be hating it because Calvin and Hobbeshas been defiled, but yet I find it funny.

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me too, it does fit the strip really well.

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2004-07-05, 4:39 AM #15
I wish Watterman had know of 1337 speak. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
2004-07-05, 4:53 AM #16
I thought it was well done, but they will burn in the 9th level of Hell for this blasphemy.

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2004-07-05, 10:16 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:
I thought it was well done, but they will burn in the 9th level of Hell for this blasphemy.

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2004-07-05, 10:22 AM #18
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KegZ:
I'm torn, I should be hating it because Calvin and Hobbeshas been defiled, but yet I find it funny.

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I too am conflicted by this

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2004-07-05, 10:38 AM #19
I think outlaw nailed it pretty much. it fits really well with the comic. but it's still AYB in Calvin [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]

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2004-07-05, 4:14 PM #20
i cannot believe that you just took Calvin and Hobbes and did that, you should be shot, hung, dragged behind a pickup truck and thrown into a river for that

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2004-07-05, 4:27 PM #21
And after that we can have some real fun!

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2004-07-05, 5:05 PM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:
I thought it was well done, but they will burn in the 9th level of Hell for this blasphemy.

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KegZ:
I'm torn, I should be hating it because Calvin and Hobbeshas been defiled, but yet I find it funny.

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2004-07-05, 5:31 PM #23
Clever, yet evil.

Not unlike Stalin.

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2004-07-05, 5:41 PM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by 7:
i cannot believe that you just took Calvin and Hobbes and did that, you should be shot, hung, dragged behind a pickup truck and thrown into a river for that

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Into a boiling river actually.

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2004-07-05, 6:01 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by greenboy_009:
Into a boiling river actually.

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A boiling river of urine.
2004-07-05, 6:43 PM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jon`C:
A boiling river of urine.</font>


And vomit.

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2004-07-05, 7:01 PM #27
Thats just sick. I was reading some of those today out of The Days Are Just Packed and now you had to be stupid and post that. Can someone please shut down this thread?

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2004-07-06, 9:07 AM #28
All this thread are belong to me. You have no chance to close topic make your time.

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I made a thread, that turned into the debate, so I made a second thread, that turned into a debate, then I made a third thread, that caught on fire, burned down, got flamed, crapped on, bashed, then turned into a debate...but the fourth one, the fourth one stayed on topic!

[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited July 06, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-06, 9:39 AM #29
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by WildfireX:
Clever, yet evil.

Not unlike Stalin.

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2004-07-06, 9:45 AM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KegZ:
I'm torn, I should be hating it because Calvin and Hobbeshas been defiled, but yet I find it funny.

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2004-07-06, 10:03 AM #31
almost all of those quotes are from an old Sega Genesis game. I don't recall the name now. But I'll look tonight.

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2004-07-06, 10:05 AM #32
Zero Wing.

It was pretty fun game...

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2004-07-06, 10:29 AM #33
Fastgamerr and Gonk are funny...

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2004-07-06, 1:52 PM #34
The funniest thing about SAJN's post is his signature. And that makes me sad.

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2004-07-06, 2:31 PM #35
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Arkon11:
almost all of those quotes are from an old Sega Genesis game. I don't recall the name now. But I'll look tonight.

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I hope you don't call yourself a nerd.

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2004-07-06, 5:47 PM #36
Hope your not claiming that you made that Sajn, or not denying it, whatever. He didn't make it, he just showed you, dont hate the messanger! SEend him back with a mail bomb.

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2004-07-07, 8:34 AM #37
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Vad:
Hope your not claiming that you made that Sajn, or not denying it, whatever. He didn't make it, he just showed you, dont hate the messanger! SEend him back with a mail bomb.

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DAMMIT I was just going to post that

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