i dont wanna be an ish even tho rumors say the job offers lays before thee. (jj) I dont wanna be a lakers/duke fan. kings/kansas forever

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.- Bill Cosby

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[This message has been edited by YesSir (edited July 07, 2004).]

eh? ..Explain!

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

Whatever.

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.

I dont wanna be a fish...thats for sure

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Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road?

>>The Bible's Answer:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

yah, though would be arather nasty shock, i'd think.

"Hey, i'm 18!!... What the?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²[/i]

Uh...Huh...?

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"Dalton, that pie just moved of it's own accord."

"You must be mistaken, Tess. A pie can't move."

The Incredible Mr. Limpit.

Take Viagra.

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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here this is the War Room.
http://darkestspiral.greentinted.com

"I have no clue why people trust statistics like that. 99% of the time they are made up." - Raoul Duke

A video store clerk.

...oh shi

Hey, those are the best summer jobs around! I'd happily take it off your hands!

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

Why, you want people *****ing in your face about how stupid the late fees are even though it was their own fault they didn't bring the movie back a week after it was due?

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"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

Amen snake, amen. Thats the worst part of my job, people complaining about late fees.

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"Honey, you got real ugly."

Anywhere you work, you'll get stupid customers. When my brother worked at subway, he was b***ing about people yelling at him because they didn't like the sandwich and wanted a refund, when he worked at canadian tire, he was b***ing about people who yelled at him for not knowing everything about every item in the store, and now he works at a gas station, and he gets people yelling at him because they don't sell matches.


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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

Don't sell matches? I've never beem to a gas station before where there wasn't FREE matches.

Apart from the mind numbing boredom of lone 12 hour shifts, working in a video store rules. It's basically money for nothing, though I'd assume somewhere busy like Blockbuster would be a different story.

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/end boob rant

[This message has been edited by mavispoo (edited July 07, 2004).]

Wow.. that's just sad.

It's against the law here to sell matches in gas stations. One of the few laws that actually makes sense.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

Yeah, well I work at a pet shop and they don't sell leashes or collars. I guess they don't want poeple choking their pets; they'd rather them get into the street and get hit by a car. Retards.

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If you can read this you're
TOO DAMN CLOSE!!

I don't want to be a yes man. Going around saying "Yes Sir! Yes Sir!" all the time. That would suck.

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[insert various humourous anecdotes here]