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I have mono!
2006-11-14, 9:12 PM #1
Yay! now all i can do is stay home and be bored out of my mind until i get better!
YAY!

So what sicknesses have YOU had recently?
2006-11-14, 9:14 PM #2
I had a cold at the end of the summer. It was bothersome.
Stuff
2006-11-14, 9:14 PM #3
A cold. Wooo.
2006-11-14, 9:16 PM #4
I've got a bit of a cold right now.
Ban Jin!
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2006-11-14, 9:17 PM #5
I had a cold-ish sorta thing a while ago..
woot!
2006-11-14, 9:19 PM #6
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
I've got a bit of a cold right now.
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"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-11-14, 9:32 PM #7
How did you get mono?

Don't lie.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-11-14, 9:40 PM #8
He probably sneaks swigs of other people's drinks at school.

I had a mysterious flu-like virus a few weeks ago.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-11-14, 10:13 PM #9
I haven't been sick since.. I dunno, its been a long time. Over a year I guess. Last thing I remember was a horrible flu-like illness I had 2 years ago after going to Jamaica. Other then that, just minor colds and such.

o.0
2006-11-14, 10:17 PM #10
I've had a bit of a cold recently. The only time I had PROPER flu was at the start of my third year at uni. That was sodding painful.

Mono is for girls. Girls with disease. Like T.E.

:v:
2006-11-14, 10:35 PM #11
A herpes scare a few months ago.
:master::master::master:
2006-11-14, 10:39 PM #12
I recently got what I suspect is food poisoning from eating the terrible food at my university. (I was broke and could only afford taco bell for lunch, and I've paid for that decision in spades. In hindsight, the way they leave the meat open and exposed in that bin is rather shady) I've been sick for nearly a week and I haven't had a decent meal in all that time. I have to be careful about what I eat because this ordeal has decimated my digestive system-- if something is too greasy or spicy I just can't keep it down.

I don't think it's the stomach flu (that's what I thought at first) because there's no way the stomach flu would last this long. At any rate this has gone on long enough and I'm going to see the doctor tomorrow.
2006-11-14, 10:58 PM #13
A cold and a freaking edema down... there. :|
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2006-11-14, 11:09 PM #14
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
I have mono!

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2006-11-15, 12:26 AM #15
1st i thought it's the toy.

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Pie.
2006-11-15, 12:27 AM #16
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
How did you get mono?


Three wires were too big a problem for him, so he soldered the left and right channels together.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2006-11-15, 12:30 AM #17
lol.

btw, how many threads does he make/day? srsly. (too many)
Pie.
2006-11-15, 3:24 AM #18
I read the title as "I have :downs:!"
2006-11-15, 3:49 AM #19
I caught "Fresher's 'flu" when I first started at Uni, but I eventually got over that. Just got back from the doctors having a 'flu vaccination, since I'm in two of the "at risk" categories. I think I was the only person in there who wasn't either 6 or 60.
2006-11-15, 4:17 AM #20
I recently contracted stereo :(
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2006-11-15, 4:24 AM #21
I have had Mononucleosis twice.

The first time I was in elementary school. Many of the symptoms are similar to those of Tuberculosis and upon an initial inspection, a doctor actually told my parents that it was possible that I may die. He then received the test results and apologized to my parents for scaring them half to death. It is rather easy to fight off as a young adult, but as a child, it can be rather serious. I was out of school for an entire month and was unable to walk or even get out of bed without assistance. I lost an unhealthy amount of weight and each time I would swallow food, it felt as if I was swallowing a ball too big for my throat, with spikes on it.

The second time I was in high school. I believe it was my Junior or Senior year. I was over it in about two weeks. Both of my parents were working, so I had to walk myself to the doctor after school and get myself checked out. When I explained to the doctor that I knew for a fact that I had Mono and was only coming to him to confirm my suspicion, he treated me as if I were an idiot, and explained to me that there is no way that I could know such a thing before being tested. Once he realized that I was correct, he offered me antibiotics which I of course refused.

The moral of the story is that Mono is a ***** when you are a kid, not too bad when you are a young adult, and that you should thank your lucky stars for that, and that apparantly the standards for getting in to medical school are very low these days.
2006-11-15, 5:46 AM #22
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Yay! now all i can do is stay home and be bored out of my mind until i get better!
YAY!

So what sicknesses have YOU had recently?


So what ugly fat girl did you kiss in a fort?
2006-11-15, 5:49 AM #23
Tonsillitis. And boy does it suck.
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2006-11-15, 5:51 AM #24
I had a nagging cough that persisted for weeks over the past two months, but that's all I've had in a good while. I don't really get sick, as a rule.
2006-11-15, 6:26 AM #25
I injured my achilles tendon :( Sometimes when I step I can feel (and hear) a kind of stretching. It doesn't help that I have to walk 1.5 miles to university and back again each day.
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2006-11-15, 6:31 AM #26
i just recently got syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, hepatite, and six others. :o
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2006-11-15, 6:56 AM #27
Originally posted by Roach:
I had a mysterious flu-like virus a few weeks ago.

i also had this. and my nose has FINALLY cleared up as of yesterday.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2006-11-15, 6:57 AM #28
also, i got SARS and bird flu.
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2006-11-15, 6:59 AM #29
Originally posted by CaveDemon:
i just recently got syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, hepatite, and six others. :o

That's because you go to Amsterdam and religiously have "encounters" with the "bottom shelf" "women of the night."
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-11-15, 9:00 AM #30
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
I recently got what I suspect is food poisoning from eating the terrible food at my university. (I was broke and could only afford taco bell for lunch, and I've paid for that decision in spades. In hindsight, the way they leave the meat open and exposed in that bin is rather shady) I've been sick for nearly a week and I haven't had a decent meal in all that time. I have to be careful about what I eat because this ordeal has decimated my digestive system-- if something is too greasy or spicy I just can't keep it down.

I don't think it's the stomach flu (that's what I thought at first) because there's no way the stomach flu would last this long. At any rate this has gone on long enough and I'm going to see the doctor tomorrow.



something similar happened to a friend of mine. after he got food poisoning, he was sick for months and months, no one could figure out what was wrong with him. they ended up taking out his gall bladder, which fixed most of his problems, but now he has to watch his inntake of fat, otherwise he'll start vomiting, or well, lets say the other effect is more unpleasant than vomiting.
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2006-11-15, 9:04 AM #31
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]So what ugly fat girl did you kiss in a fort?[/QUOTE]

Hey now, watch what you say about forts.

Also I'm surprised Rob hasn't come in here and made some remark about how he wishes that mononucleosis was fatal. Because you know he would.
Stuff
2006-11-15, 10:57 AM #32
I had some sort of flu last spring. Had mono in the summer of 2005. It sucked.
Pissed Off?
2006-11-15, 11:17 AM #33
I haven't really been getting sick too often. I had a 24-hour stomach flu a few weeks back and over Spring Break I had accidently ingested a Staph organism in lab and was out for about 2-3 weeks. Looking back, that last one was hilarious.
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2006-11-15, 12:17 PM #34
The last time I was sick was in early October, when I got food poisoning. Before that, it was probably a year or more. I very rarely get sick.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2006-11-15, 12:21 PM #35
I have no sickness, but I'm sick of you! :argh:
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2006-11-15, 12:59 PM #36
I had mono last April for a couple of weeks. Worst couple of weeks of my life.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
2006-11-15, 1:30 PM #37
After I got 2 girls pregnant at summer camp, I was scared I had AIDS, but luckily, I didn't get it :cool:
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2006-11-15, 1:33 PM #38
Originally posted by petmc20:
After I got 2 girls pregnant at summer camp, I was scared I had AIDS, but luckily, I didn't get it :cool:

Are you serious....?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-11-15, 1:39 PM #39
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Are you serious....?


And that one time, at band camp, he stuck a flute in his p***y.

(omg they don't sensor p***y :P)
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-11-15, 1:48 PM #40
I had a bad cold a few weeks ago and it's still just going away.
nope.
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