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Bring on the pr0n.
2006-11-20, 9:17 AM #1
I'm 18. Yay!
Think while it's still legal.
2006-11-20, 9:23 AM #2
I remember when you were 13 and you posted this lame comic strip you made that had a priest/pope/whatever.

Happy birthday.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2006-11-20, 9:26 AM #3
Ask your father for his porn collection. After one night, he vowed "only magazines."
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-11-20, 9:40 AM #4
Since I'm clearly your elder...now more elder, all pr0n should go to me first. You can have what's left over.

(I'm 25 today too)
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-11-20, 9:41 AM #5
Happy Birthday Victor Van Dort and JediGandalf. :P
2006-11-20, 9:44 AM #6
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Since I'm clearly your elder...now more elder, all pr0n should go to me first. You can have what's left over.

(I'm 25 today too)


After you are done with the porn, cleaning them would ruin what is left. :v:
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-11-20, 9:57 AM #7
Birthdays? Celebration!

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Stuff
2006-11-20, 9:59 AM #8
[http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF22048BC-Today_is_my_Birthday.gif]

Ha! I beat everyone but sorta kyle.
nope.
2006-11-20, 10:10 AM #9
HAppy B-Day, Dudes! :D
Pissed Off?
2006-11-20, 10:10 AM #10
Happy birthday to you two.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-11-20, 10:21 AM #11
Popular birthday. Today's my 21st, heh.
2006-11-20, 10:55 AM #12
18 and 21! Two awesome numbers to turn...Sorry Brandon, 25 is boring. It looks like I can smoke and buy porn, Darth can drink and JediGandalf can have a mid-mid-life crisis. yay!
Think while it's still legal.
2006-11-20, 10:57 AM #13
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]18 and 21! Two awesome numbers to turn...Sorry Brandon, 25 is boring. It looks like I can smoke and buy porn, Darth can drink and JediGandalf can have a mid-mid-life crisis. yay![/QUOTE]
I can rent cars now and run for Congress!
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-11-20, 11:00 AM #14
Yeah well, you're a pedophile.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-11-20, 11:01 AM #15
Hey. You're legit now.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-11-20, 11:51 AM #16
Yeah, I guess so. Well, it's still creepy.
Think while it's still legal.
2006-11-20, 11:52 AM #17
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
I can rent cars now and run for Congress!


And you're car insurace will be lowered!
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2006-11-20, 11:55 AM #18
Xs for eyes usually mean death. How about:

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|          |          |   TODAY'S  |             _    |
|          |          |    MY      |            A \   |
|          |          |  BIRTHDAY! |        -- / \ \  |
|          |          |  _         |      /oo_\   \|  |
|          |          | (_)        |       ww      V  |
|       ___|       ___|\ |  /      |     /     \      |
| ___  /   | ___  /   | \+--       | ||oo-o3-oooooo|| |
|/ / \/    |/ O \/    |  |         | ||  |  \_/|   || |
|\/ //     |\O )/     | / \        | ||  |     |   || |
| --/______| --/______|_|_|________| ||  |     |   || |
|  |       |  |       |            | ||  |     |   || |
|__________|__________|____________|________________|
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2006-11-20, 12:46 PM #19
Wow, my dad turns 54 today.

This IS a popular birthday
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2006-11-20, 1:26 PM #20
All of us share the same birthdays:

Sen. Harry Reid.
Sen. Joe Biden. Sen. Robert Byrd.
Sen. Robert F. Kennedy
Bo Derek.
Veger's Dad.
Victor.
An acquaintence whom I know as "Bob"
Me.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-11-20, 1:34 PM #21
Pfft. Himmler shares my birthday.

Secrets of the occult >> you
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-11-20, 1:49 PM #22
I think I win, for I share a birthday with the fictional character of Pheobe Buffet.
nope.
2006-11-20, 5:24 PM #23
Haw haw haw. Happy birthday.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-11-20, 5:25 PM #24
You're going to be in porn?
2006-11-21, 2:24 PM #25
Happy porn days. :D
2006-11-21, 2:37 PM #26
Many Happy Returns!

What's with the comic though?
<Hawkeye> My Kidneys Were Expecting Orange Juice. Silly Kidneys.
2006-11-21, 2:52 PM #27
I was 18 last year. Get with it, man.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2006-11-21, 3:08 PM #28
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
']You're going to be in porn?


Never again.


:saddowns:
2006-11-21, 5:43 PM #29
woot!
2006-11-21, 7:54 PM #30
Originally posted by David:
Many Happy Returns!

What's with the comic though?

tradition
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-11-21, 8:58 PM #31
I guess this is kind of late. :ninja:
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Ban Jin!
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