I just thought of the most awesome thing ever. Say you had a store. Well, on black everyone will be lined up outside the store and rush in at opening. But what they don't know is that you've rigged up a web cap and a trip wire. So, when they come in you trigger the tripwire and laugh at them for being greedy.


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Uhh... so anyway, what black Friday deals are you hoping to get? I'm going to have a go at the 100$ Xbox 360, but there's no way I'm going to get one.

I tend not to shop on black Friday, but if I find some sweet deals online, I might partake.

Where's the great idea?

I'll be sure to rig up my web cap on black.

The only thing I plan to buy on black friday is some chinese take out

Oh man. We have a chinese place near where I live. Takes like 8 minutes to bike down there. The cost? $1.50 a scoop of anything. And they give you a bunch too. 3 orders is enough for you to eat and still have some left over. It's absolutely fantastic.

Just walk in the employee entrance.

I went out on black Friday last year. That sucked. I'm not doing that again. I was at Wally World waiting for 5AM to arrive so the employees could unwrap a palette of digital cameras. When they did, all I could see was hair, teeth, and eyeballs of the crowd... ugly scene...

It seems like the deals have gotten pretty mediocre lately. For Best Buy it's usually, "Oh look we're charging the fair market value... after rebates." Still, people seem to like getting into buying frenzies.

Yes. People falling over.


COMEDIC GENIUS

Hey, lets see what brilliant works of humor you've come up with at 2 AM. I need to not post after 12...

I had an idea fo a Black Friday movie, but it was too much like clerks.

-Also, it's the worst possible day to shop except for possibly December 23rd and 26th.

It would've been more awesome if you would've seen that movie where there's this zombie with that shotgun that'd shoot you in the head, and then he'd go like, "BOOM! HEADSHOT!" and then you'd also become a zombie and build an atomic bong bomb, and then you'd stop worrying and learn to love it. And there would be peace, cheese, and squirrels. Lots of squirrels.

I have to work Black Friday morning.