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Now this is the most messed up EBay
2004-07-06, 7:17 PM #1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5501862293&rd=1

A used blow up doll.

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2004-07-06, 7:30 PM #2
-_-

*hate*

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2004-07-06, 7:35 PM #3
Double-U. Tee. Eff.

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2004-07-06, 7:38 PM #4
They're not blow-up dolls..they're like realistic manequins. Kinda scary really..

What's even more scary is that someone bid.

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2004-07-06, 7:43 PM #5
Hol-lee crap! That is just not right.

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2004-07-06, 8:09 PM #6
It's not a blow up doll, but that's still gross

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Pissed Off?
2004-07-06, 8:11 PM #7
It sold for over $4000... someone must like it.

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2004-07-06, 10:43 PM #8
Real Dolls sell new for a lot more than $4,000. He got a good deal, if you ignore the whole pre-used thing.. yeesh.

I don't know how anyone can stand owning them. They look a little too life-like to me. I'd be worried the thing was going to come to life and strangle me while I'm sleeping.

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2004-07-06, 11:39 PM #9
I think these Real Dolls are a very good thing. I'd rather people exploit them than other people.

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2004-07-07, 8:14 AM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Krokodile:
I think these Real Dolls are a very good thing. I'd rather people exploit them than other people.

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W. T. F ?

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2004-07-07, 8:15 AM #11
i like it... i think its cishool.

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2004-07-07, 8:21 AM #12
Why would someone actually buy one of those...?

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-07-07, 8:57 AM #13
Too many years of editing, too little sunlight.

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2004-07-07, 9:10 AM #14
They have had people request dolls with blue skin and pointy ears.

I can't think of a better way to make the MMORPG fantasy more life-like!

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2004-07-07, 11:03 AM #15
Creepy, most definitely.

Some people have really bizarre fetishes, and this realdoll thing sounds like one of them.

People that can't get laid would probably end up buying hookers before they would resort to something like this.

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2004-07-07, 11:04 AM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jin:


I don't know how anyone can stand owning them. They look a little too life-like to me. I'd be worried the thing was going to come to life and strangle me while I'm sleeping.

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kind of like a kinky life-size version of chucky? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]




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2004-07-07, 3:48 PM #17
Yeah, that's pretty creepy...

Still, the worst I've seen was when I was looking through the "Everything else" catagory for weird stuff and found someone selling a used S&M mask that found in a dumpster.

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2004-07-07, 4:51 PM #18
You hear that anything and everything is and can be sold on E-bay. I think this is one of those times where it really doesn't need to be proved.
2004-07-07, 4:53 PM #19
I'm not quite sure I want to see it proved. I shudder to think of some of the possibilties.

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-07-07, 4:58 PM #20
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jin:
Real Dolls sell new for a lot more than $4,000. He got a good deal
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I'm alomst afraid to ask how you know this.

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I resent that.
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2004-07-07, 5:01 PM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bill:
I'm alomst afraid to ask how you know this.</font>


He owns 3.

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2004-07-07, 5:07 PM #22
You don't watch HBO late at night?..

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2004-07-07, 5:14 PM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
He owns 3.</font>


I'm flattered that you think I have that much money to spend. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

However the answer lies in the fact that I'm going to be banned shortly! I suck at following the rules! booyah!

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[This message has been edited by Brian (edited July 07, 2004).]
2004-07-07, 5:47 PM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jedigreedo:
You don't watch HBO late at night?..

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I'm ashamed, I actually know the show you're talking about. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-07-07, 5:51 PM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jin:
I'm flattered that you think I have that much money to spend. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

However the answer lies in the fact that jin is banned.

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Erm, Jin...that's porn...

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2004-07-07, 7:35 PM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
I'm ashamed, I actually know the show you're talking about. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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I saw it too

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-07-08, 12:31 AM #27
Crikey, that was quick ban.

Why is it porn? It's just an anatomically correct doll.. but whatever. I don't make the rules. I just occasionally fail to follow them. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-08, 12:18 PM #28
I usually find Real Sex to be a stupid program. Cause it's not real sex. That's like calling Van Wilder "Real College."

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I resent that.
>>untie shoes
2004-07-08, 1:21 PM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bill:
I usually find Real Sex to be a stupid program. Cause it's not real sex. That's like calling Van Wilder "Real College."

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Damn, and I was hoping university was going to be like that.

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2004-07-08, 1:47 PM #30
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jin:
Real Dolls sell new for a lot more than $4,000. He got a good deal, if you ignore the whole pre-used thing.. yeesh.

I don't know how anyone can stand owning them. They look a little too life-like to me. I'd be worried the thing was going to come to life and strangle me while I'm sleeping.

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Two words.

HOV lane.

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