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What kind of sound does a Platypus make?
2006-11-28, 11:00 PM #1
I was just thinking of this and pondering... they have a duck's bill, so do they quack? But they have the body of, like, an otter, and the tail of a beaver, so do they make ottery or beavery sounds? Perhaps an aussie friend who has heard a platypus can help me?
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-11-28, 11:06 PM #2
There is an audio clip here.
2006-11-28, 11:06 PM #3
RTFW http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus

2006-11-28, 11:27 PM #4
I what kind of sounds does beaver make? :ninja:
Pissed Off?
2006-11-28, 11:39 PM #5
The same sounds as a Doozer, maybe?
2006-11-28, 11:51 PM #6
Originally posted by finity5:
There is an audio clip here.
Wow, man, they could have at least had the decency to record it when he wasn't taking a piss
2006-11-29, 12:00 AM #7
Originally posted by Avenger:
I what kind of sounds does beaver make? :ninja:


Around here it's something like "woooo, go Beaves! We beat USC and Oregon!"

At least that's what I hear a lot.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-11-29, 12:02 AM #8
Argh, platypus! Again! As always I demand a platypus-free place!
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-11-29, 12:43 AM #9
Originally posted by Impi:
Argh, platypus! Again! As always I demand a platypus-free place!


I've always wanted to say this...

REQUEST DENIED
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-11-29, 12:51 AM #10
I too demand a platypus free forum!
Ban Jin!
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2006-11-29, 11:22 AM #11
They're venomous!
2006-11-29, 3:16 PM #12
:psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
2006-11-29, 3:45 PM #13
"plat plat plat"
2006-11-29, 8:48 PM #14
Platypi say 'Psy'.
Wikissassi sucks.
2006-11-29, 8:50 PM #15
And I say "WICKYWONKYWUCKYWOO!"
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2006-11-29, 9:10 PM #16
AND I SAY wraar! ^^
2006-11-29, 9:24 PM #17
i bet smocc would know
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Free Jin!
2006-11-29, 10:02 PM #18
I only know about Platypettes, which are about the farthest you can get from Platypi. :ninja:
Ban Jin!
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2006-11-30, 10:57 AM #19
Apparently, if a platypus stings you, you will get sick and kill a dog.
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2006-11-30, 1:36 PM #20
^
What you didn't know that?
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2006-11-30, 3:03 PM #21
Lol, kIRBY, that's funny, but it is grammatically correct.
2006-11-30, 4:09 PM #22
Grammar and semantic clarity are two completely different things.
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2006-11-30, 4:46 PM #23
But it's semantically clear as well to one with any basic knowledge of teh grammars. D'uhhhhhh.

:P
2006-11-30, 8:26 PM #24
DAAAAR!? indeed. (Actually, "or" would have been good grammar, but still bad symantic. The whole page is horrifying, though. Before anyone says anything: Yes, I know I spell thing incorrectly all the time. At least I'm understandable. Poor grammar/symantics bother me.)
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2006-11-30, 8:29 PM #25
He makes the sound equivalent to a thousand brayings of slaughtered lambs, their blood splashing against the walls of the altar to the great Cthulhu.
D E A T H
2006-12-01, 1:10 PM #26
Originally posted by Jedikirby:
Yes, I know I spell thing incorrectly all the time.


!!!
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-12-01, 1:59 PM #27
allow me to reconstruct its sound: "BLAAAAAP"
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