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"This kid was apparently high when he wrote and turned this paper in."
2006-11-29, 8:38 PM #1
http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/
(Language Warning) <-- Gah! Almost forgot this little bit

Just. Wow. Hee. :D
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2006-11-29, 8:43 PM #2
It's faked.

And what sort of English teacher writes that sloppy?
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2006-11-29, 8:45 PM #3
Originally posted by Isuwen:
And what sort of English teacher writes that sloppy?
You'd be surprised...
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2006-11-29, 8:55 PM #4
I've seen sloppier, but yeah, very fake.
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2006-11-29, 9:03 PM #5
Also very old news, but does that make it any less funny? NO! :P
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2006-11-29, 9:04 PM #6
Hahaha... he 'cited' tubgirl... That was a great paper, fake or no. :D
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2006-11-29, 9:06 PM #7
Is the cited page new? i dont remember seeing that before.


Oh and i stick to my guns:
if it was real, it wouldnt have gotten a D.
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2006-11-29, 9:12 PM #8
Didn't we just have this thread a week or so ago?
2006-11-29, 9:23 PM #9
fake or not, that made me crack up laughing
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2006-11-29, 9:32 PM #10
lol, tubgirl
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2006-11-29, 9:36 PM #11
To Axis:
Well, we had that "analogies collected by teachers" thread....
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2006-11-30, 11:03 AM #12
How did that manage 61%?
nope.
2006-11-30, 1:21 PM #13
Originally posted by Isuwen:
It's faked.

And what sort of English teacher writes that sloppy?


I actually thought it was too legible to be an English teacher.

But either way, the only way it's real is if it was graded by a TA whose first language is not English.
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2006-11-30, 1:25 PM #14
4th page, 1st new paragraph first sentence.

"One should ANALize the Poetry on page 43,"

lol
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2006-11-30, 1:29 PM #15
lol anal
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2006-11-30, 1:31 PM #16
One of the teacher's comments is "Page is to[sic] big."

Tsk. Tsk.
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2006-11-30, 1:34 PM #17
Has this been proven to be fake? People are a bit cynical and don't seem to think it's possible. If you're in school, ask your professors about the crazy stuff they've gotten over the years.
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2006-11-30, 1:42 PM #18
Originally posted by Emon:
Has this been proven to be fake? People are a bit cynical and don't seem to think it's possible. If you're in school, ask your professors about the crazy stuff they've gotten over the years.


Its obviously fake because of the grade. At least where I'm from, using ANY foul language at all gets you an automatic failure. Citing a porn website, adding a blank page with "This is page 3" and using colored pages would all be automatic failures.
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2006-11-30, 2:45 PM #19
Yeah, a shred of common sense says that "f****** douche bag" doesn't earn 61% but something much, MUCH less...
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2006-11-30, 3:33 PM #20
Maybe the student was near-failing the class and the teacher wanted to know happened and wanted to give him a very last chance?
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2006-11-30, 7:28 PM #21
I always imagined that this kid's scholarship just ran out, he's gonna be kicked out of college any day now, so he decided to go out with a bang.

-By the way, it's also my favorite paper ever. This is my conclusion.
2006-11-30, 7:38 PM #22
Originally posted by Jarl:
I always imagined that this kid's scholarship just ran out, he's gonna be kicked out of college any day now, so he decided to go out with a bang.

-By the way, it's also my favorite paper ever. This is my conclusion.


My thought was always that he was about to drop the class.
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2006-11-30, 8:20 PM #23
An acquaintance of mine that graduated a couple years back entitled his paper "Cock and Balls" with the assumption that he would go back and change it before printing. He of course didn't, and turned it in to his teacher, who happened to also be his academic dean and probably the one person in the school with absolutely no sense of humor.
2006-11-30, 9:40 PM #24
Just glancing at it for a few seconds, it was hilarious. I gotta read it all later.
2006-11-30, 9:51 PM #25
If you haven't read this before, you seriously have no right to call yourself any kind of denizen of the internet.
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2006-11-30, 10:34 PM #26
Originally posted by Jepman:
Its obviously fake because of the grade. At least where I'm from, using ANY foul language at all gets you an automatic failure. Citing a porn website, adding a blank page with "This is page 3" and using colored pages would all be automatic failures.

Yeah, that's how it SHOULD be. But not all professors and teachers have...integrity.
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2006-12-01, 2:43 AM #27
Especially funny since it's 5:45 am and I just "finished" the worst research paper that I've ever written.
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2006-12-01, 3:46 AM #28
I once got a zero on an entire section of a math project because I titled it "Brain Fsck". (We were making graph art and it was supposed to be artistic!)
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2006-12-01, 9:07 AM #29
Originally posted by RingMaster481:
An acquaintance of mine that graduated a couple years back entitled his paper "Cock and Balls" with the assumption that he would go back and change it before printing. He of course didn't, and turned it in to his teacher, who happened to also be his academic dean and probably the one person in the school with absolutely no sense of humor.

ugh :\

That's just rotten luck right there. Yikes.
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