You ugly, malcontented little ingrate. I've sent you two cards, and received nothing in return, despite your year-old claims that I would.
I ought to permantly cut off all communications with you, you grumbling, plaintive, valueless, lame runty cur.
[Imbecilic little twerp]
I ought to permantly cut off all communications with you, you grumbling, plaintive, valueless, lame runty cur.
[Imbecilic little twerp]