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2006-12-04, 3:40 PM #1
Earlier this day the 4th of December I was lunching on a sinewy steak sandwich, a damnably hearty bowl of chili, and a glass of Bourbon while listening to my favorite Bob Seger tracks when the subject of the manliest sport suddenly entered my head. After much deliberating I decided on the Manliest. What say you?
2006-12-04, 3:40 PM #2
Badger Baiting
2006-12-04, 3:43 PM #3
Where's hockey?
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2006-12-04, 3:45 PM #4
Shinty
nope.
2006-12-04, 3:50 PM #5
I picked baseball.

It's a gentleman's sport.
2006-12-04, 4:02 PM #6
mixed martial arts fighting isn't in there, but I'd say short of that, it's definitely american football.
Warhead[97]
2006-12-04, 4:04 PM #7
Well I've tossed a few cabers in my day.

Okay so they were actually fenceposts. What of it?
Stuff
2006-12-04, 4:08 PM #8
Mixed martial arts for sure. Those guys are true badasses.
Pissed Off?
2006-12-04, 4:27 PM #9
Drinking?

Twister a close second.
2006-12-04, 4:33 PM #10
Rugby. Parkour is pretty damn manly too, but I don't know if that's a real sport.
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2006-12-04, 4:35 PM #11
Originally posted by Simbachu:
Where's hockey?


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2006-12-04, 4:41 PM #12
I picked other, because mixed martial arts isn't on there.
Life is beautiful.
2006-12-04, 4:49 PM #13
Cornhole. Anyone who disagrees isn't a man.
2006-12-04, 4:59 PM #14
Soccer is a gentlemen's game played by gentlemen.

Rugby is a barbaric game played by gentlemen.

Football is a barbaric game played by barbarians.
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2006-12-04, 5:09 PM #15
golf? cant play golf (well) unless your sophisticated
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2006-12-04, 5:12 PM #16
You need to add boxing to the list.

What's more masculine, more testerorone fueled and adrenaline inducing than two large men beating each other senseless until one of them is unable to stand? (irony be damned)
2006-12-04, 5:30 PM #17
War is a real mans sport. The winner takes all, the loser dies.
2006-12-04, 5:39 PM #18
Cricket.
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2006-12-04, 5:44 PM #19
HAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha
Warhead[97]
2006-12-04, 5:49 PM #20
MMA. Those other sports are for pansies.
2006-12-04, 5:58 PM #21
Originally posted by Steven:
You need to add boxing to the list.

What's more masculine, more testerorone fueled and adrenaline inducing than two large men beating each other senseless until one of them is unable to stand? (irony be damned)


MMA because they can use more than just their fists.
Pissed Off?
2006-12-04, 6:03 PM #22
Agreed, even though MMA is healthier for the athletes.
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2006-12-04, 6:04 PM #23
Yeah, which is in a way surprising, until you realize how STUPID boxing is.
Warhead[97]
2006-12-04, 7:24 PM #24
Originally posted by Bill:
Soccer is a gentlemen's game played by gentlemen.

Since when is football a gentlemen's sport? >.>;; I've seen tackles, punches, kicks, and of course, headbutts happen in the news when there is ANOTHER football scandal.

The manliest of sports are obviously Insult swordfighting and Banjo duelling.
Seishun da!
2006-12-04, 7:56 PM #25
Soccer is a pansy's game because they are told to cry like little whiny babies when they trip on the grass so they can get extra minutes. Wasting our time is hardly 'gentleman'-ly.

Man's game is rugby. That stuff is brutal
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2006-12-04, 8:04 PM #26
The long distance stuff or triathalons. Dunno..
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2006-12-04, 8:19 PM #27
American Gladiators are heroes for all men everywhere.

Except the episodes with women. Those don't count. They're alternative.
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2006-12-04, 8:28 PM #28
[QUOTE=Pedro T Hutt]Since when is football a gentlemen's sport? >.>;; I've seen tackles, punches, kicks, and of course, headbutts happen in the news when there is ANOTHER football scandal.

The manliest of sports are obviously Insult swordfighting and Banjo duelling.[/QUOTE]
That's a quote from a famous sportscaster. I forget his name.
>>untie shoes
2006-12-04, 9:41 PM #29
Originally posted by Simbachu:
Where's hockey?

Agreed.
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2006-12-04, 9:44 PM #30
i'm glad i'm not the only one that votes for Zombies Extermination.
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2006-12-04, 10:01 PM #31
Full-contact Rock-Paper-Scissors.
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2006-12-04, 10:03 PM #32
cockfighting
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2006-12-04, 10:17 PM #33
Minger Rodeo. Now there's a real man's sport.
2006-12-04, 10:19 PM #34
Pillaging, hahah hell yes!
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2006-12-04, 10:23 PM #35
Pillaging!
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2006-12-04, 10:29 PM #36
Originally posted by Emon:
Pillaging, hahah hell yes!


To quote someone from somewhere, when asked the question "what is the best in life?", the proper answer was:

"The best in life for a man is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."

So, yes, in a word: pillaging.
2006-12-05, 7:14 AM #37
I voted Rugby, but it's obviously Australian Rules Football.

And I'm not even Australian.
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2006-12-05, 7:25 PM #38
Originally posted by mscbuck:
Soccer is a pansy's game because they are told to cry like little whiny babies when they trip on the grass so they can get extra minutes. Wasting our time is hardly 'gentleman'-ly.


Sod that, not everyone on the pitch is like that, only the pussies. Look at players like Rooney, they give as hard as they get and get up when they know they can. If anything, i'd say the way regulations are slowly going, FIFA are turning it into a non-contact sport. Those cuntfaces are ruining the game.
2006-12-05, 7:30 PM #39
Playing like, Tennis with meteors, with mooses -- no -- polar bears -- no -- grizzly bears for Rackets. And like, awesome death metal in the background, with Mr. T. as the ref and Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer as ball boys. And like, the ground is made of fire and lazers and acid and boobs. Oh, right, it's in space. And the entire crowd is comprised of awesome space women with perfect space boobs.
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2006-12-05, 7:31 PM #40
I voted for American Football, but where in the bloody hell is HOCKEY??!?! :argh:
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